Chapter 43: Schemes & Scams

Island Day 38

Wizard Wanda POV:

Last night, I think I wore out every single one of my concubines. Of course, it didn’t help that all I could think about was that huge, hard lump that Wizard Chen had between his legs. It was funny when Wizard Chen started laughing at King Flombay’s tiny little cock. I told Jasmine that my concubine’s cocks weren’t much bigger than the King’s was. Jasmine whispered to me, that if the King was the one picking out my concubines, he probably didn’t want them having any bigger cocks than he had.

I’m starting to think that she might be right. As much as I would like to get into the King’s head, I just know if I asked him that question, he would probably have me hung. I really feel bad now that I put Jasmine into that Tesseract. As powerful as she and Wizard Chen seem to be, I still can’t believe I was able to do it as easily as I had.

There is so much about the two of them that I really don’t understand. Especially that whole teleporting thing. I think I’m going to have to take a chance and summon my friend, Wizard Andrew and get his take on what just happened here. We haven’t ‘silent talked’ very much after realizing how much danger it could put us in.

But, I’d have to go outside the castle to talk to him.

So, it’s been several months since the last time we chatted and even then, we made sure to only do it late at night. The idea being that, hopefully, the ugly gods would be asleep.

I started giggling, “Are you reading my mind again, Andrew dear? That’s exactly what I was thinking!”

JB POV:

Right after I gave Markus, Sonny, Precious and Cecelia telepathy, Max and I told Markus and Precious we’d go check on Elmer and his sisters first thing tomorrow morning. They wanted to go right away, but, I knew Lonnie and I had our next ‘session’ with our schooling tonight.

And, we wanted to get going early so we’d have some more time with Juules and Leena. Lucy and Annie were coming tonight, too and they were in a very playful mood!

They told us that Tumrik was going to give them lessons on Gromorik technology ... including how to fly their spaceship! Tonight, Chen and Jasmine were also coming (cumming?) for their lessons about the native’s history and current social and government operations.

I told Annie, “I’m curious and surprised that Chen didn’t want to learn how to operate Tumrik’s spaceship?”

Annie smirked, “Oh, he does. He just doesn’t want them to think he might try absconding with their ship and try flying it back to Earth!”

Lucy added, “Deep down he’s hoping Tumrik simply ‘volunteers’ to show both him and Jasmine that. He’s going to ask for lessons in astral navigation, just like Annie and I are going to get.”

I knew Lonnie’s and my lessons also included astral navigation as a sidebar to the layout of all the solar systems in our galaxy. I just wondered if all this might be just a scam, to benefit Chen? Even though he seemed to be more forthcoming with his plans, I know a leopard can’t change his spots!

So, we’ll have to see.

Suddenly, Chen calls out to everybody, “I just got a call from our new friend, Wanda. It seems our little ‘Mini Me’ is starting to unravel and she needs our assistance. I think it’s time to introduce them to some of my posse, anyone care to join me?”

Since nearly everyone wanted to see this guy in person, he had many ‘volunteers’. He said he wanted to scare the shit out of the King and his guards, so, Max, Tiny, Hugo and his buddies, Lonnie, Annie, Jasmine and I were all selected.

Since Hugo and his buddies only had telepathy, Max, Tiny, Lonnie and I each took one with us. I couldn’t wait to see the effect Tiny, Hugo and the guys would have on them!

Chen decided he would take Tiny and Jasmine with him, then we were all to pop in directly behind him two seconds later. He had told us how some parts of the castle looked like it had a Faraday cage built into the stone and was curious whether or not that would prevent us from popping into someone who was inside. He was planning on using Wanda to teleport to, to start with and they were all in the king’s throne room.

We watched him leave, then the rest of us teleported in directly behind him.

It worked perfectly, the Faraday effect apparently didn’t negatively impact our ability to teleport to someone within it.

It was hard not to laugh when the king and most of his guards freaked out and immediately gasped, then passed out upon seeing us.

There was also the strong stench of fresh shit!

For all of us, except Jasmine, we got our first look at Wanda. She had long, jet black hair and cobalt blue eyes. She was giggling like crazy and looking at all of us with wide eyes and a cute grin.

She was looking at the king’s four concubines, who were also giggling. “Girls, let me introduce you to Wizard Chen, Jasmine and some of his fellow wizards.” Wizard Chen, would you do the honors of introducing the rest of your ... giant friends?”

As Chen introduced everyone, we all performed a polite curtsy as though addressing royalty. This really made Wanda giggle before running to Chen then jumping into his arms. It was funny seeing the four concubines scoffing at the unconscious King, then gingerly walking down to meet all of us.

They seemed to be drawn to Hugo and his buddies.

The goofy grin on Hugo’s face was priceless. It got even better when one of them put her little hand on Hugo’s bulging cock and exclaimed, “Mistress Wanda, you were not kidding in what you told us last night! Wizard Hugo has more pleasure stick than all of your concubines combined!”

She appeared to be delightfully shocked when Hugo picked her up and put a lip lock on her like she ain’t never had. When her three friends received the same treatment from Lugo, Fredo and Otis, I had a feeling our little family was about to get much bigger. (And the king was about to lose some of his concubines!)

I wanted to say that Hugo and his buddies were smitten with the four girls, but I think that also applied in reverse, too.

Wanda giggled, “Alright ladies, there are a few more boys here that are looking a little lonely. Let’s make sure they all feel welcome?”

The four cute concubine girls managed to convince Hugo and his buddies that they’d be right back.

As soon they set the girls down, they ran over to me, Tiny, Max and Lonnie. They immediately checked out our packages and started giggling and looking back at Wanda.

The one fondling me looked up at me in wonder saying, “Why did Wizard Chen call you JB?”

“Because that’s what most of my friends call me. My real name is Jim Bob. What is your name, cutie?”

She gave me the cutest smile, “My name is Jody. I have a brother who is named Billy Joe and we call him BJ.” She giggled, “He does not like it though as he thinks we are teasing him about something else?”

She was giving me most impish look, wondering if I understood what she meant. When I grinned at her and start moving my hand like I was sucking a dick, she broke out laughing and nodding like crazy.

She turned around and said, “Oh mistress Wanda, I don’t wish to be the king’s concubine anymore? I want to be JB’s concubine instead!” She pleaded, before jumping into my arms.

She was looking at me cautiously until I started to smile. She was very pretty with her auburn hair and just a smattering of freckles around her nose. I couldn’t help but want to kiss her. When I started to move my head towards hers, she eagerly joined me in a very nice, sloppy, enthusiastic kiss.

We both heard Otis groan and say, forlornly, “Ugh, easy come easy go?” Then Annie giggled and said, “Um, Jody? Are you trying to steal my man from me?”

Jody gasped, “Oh no, Wizard Annie! I do not wish to steal him from you, but would you mind if I borrowed him once in a while?”

Annie walked over and kissed her on the cheek, “You know, I think our friend Otis is really quite fond of you?”

I knew Otis was putting on a good pretend frown when Jody looked over at him, apologetically. “I’m sorry Mister Otis, do you ... do you really like me?”

He nodded sadly.

She looked up at me with moist eyes, “Oh Wizard JB, I’ve made such a mess of this, I don’t know what to do?”

I kissed her on her forehead then said, “Don’t worry little one, my friend Otis doesn’t really have a girlfriend. I would feel bad having two if he didn’t have any? Besides, we all believe in sharing!”

She smiled brightly and looked over at Otis, “Is that true?”

Now Otis was grinning, “I do not wish to own you, Jody, I just want to love and protect you!”

I set her down and she ran back over to Otis and jumped into his waiting arms. The big guy flashed me a ‘thumbs up’ while Jody was already kissing him so lustily it was curling his toes.

The other three girls were getting the same messages from Tiny, Max and Lonnie and quickly scampered back over to Hugo, Fredo and Lugo.

Suddenly, the King woke up and saw what was happening, “You concubines get back over here, NOW.” He ordered, gruffly. “Farquhar, order your guards to drag my concubines back here and give them 20 lashes each for betraying me?”

Farquhar and his men had just woken up and were trembling, looking wide-eyed at Otis and his buddies. When his guards started reaching for their weapons, Chen, Max and I made them all fly across the room, well out of reach.

Otis scoffed, hugging Jody, “Don’t even think about it, pipsqueak! If you harm one hair on my Jody’s head, I’ll squash you like a bug!”

His buddies were all scowling, too, trying not to laugh.

We all started laughing when Farquhar looked back and forth between Flombay and us, repeatedly. Finally, he squeaked out, “Um, sorry Sir, but, but, I believe it would not be wise to anger these giant wizards. I fear, I fear them more than I do you!?” Perhaps I can find you some more concubines?”

You could almost see the steam coming out of Flombay’s ears, “I WILL HAVE YOU ALL HUNG. Bring them to me NOW!”

Chen chuckled, then picked him up, flipped him over and brought him over as if hanging by his ankles. “It is YOU who is in need of another attitude adjustment, little man! Do you not remember our meeting yesterday!?”

Wide-eyed, Flombay gasped, “You said I was your friend! You are not acting very friendly now?”

Chen was shaking his head, “What about your treatment of my friend, General Fumbrall? Why did Wizard Wanda tell me you had him bound and were about to have him killed?”

“Aaargh, he defied me and lost all of his men! Now Wanda betrays me, for that they must BOTH be hung!”

We all started laughing at the flabbergasted look on Chen’s face.

He looked over at us, shaking his head, “Jeez! This guy is so freaking stupid, even my pushes don’t work! I think he’s got to be replaced?”

I chuckled, “Sounds like a more intense attitude adjustment is called for ... do you wanna have him join Elmer and his sisters!?”

That caused Chen to bark out a laugh.

He grinned, evilly, “Ahhh! Maybe a little ‘switch-a-roo’? King numbnuts for ‘you-know-who’?”

Now everyone was laughing!

Otis liked to drop poor Jody he was laughing so hard, “Lola and Marcy will go apeshit! Maybe we should see how they’re all doing first?”

I nodded, “This could be a lot of fun! Let’s stash ‘mini-me’ on Lonnie’s old island, temporarily, then see if we should switch or just add?”

Max, Tiny and Lonnie were nodding when Chen chuckled, “Good idea! I KNEW there was a reason I wanted you here. Mr Farquhar, go and release the General and have him come here, please?”

Farquhar looked nervous, “I hope the General doesn’t kill me when I release him. He was most unhappy when the King ordered me to have him locked up.”

Chen chuckled, “Just tell him that Wizard Chen says he’s about to get a promotion! That should keep you safe?”

Farquhar grinned, “Yes sir! Right away Wizard Chen sir!” He exclaimed as he dashed out of sight.

While waiting for the General, we discussed exactly what we were planning on doing.

We decided to take all of the girls, including Wanda, back to our camp. Then, Chen, Max and I would take Marcus, Sonny, Precious and Cecelia out to the island to check on Elmer and company. We really wanted to give Elmer and his sisters another day or so to see if anything had changed. But, due to the current circumstances, we decided that we would just go ahead and do it today.

When Farquhar came running back, with the General falling in behind him, the General finally saw us and started laughing.

I guess it could’ve struck him as funny, seeing the King suspended upside down in the air, too.

At least he was grinning, shaking his head, “Ah, I was hoping that Wanda would get a hold of you before the noose was put around my neck!” He nodded at Wanda, “Thank you my dear, I am very glad that you were successful!”

Wanda was blushing, “I fear I did that as much for myself as for you, my General. I did not wish for Wizard Chen to be angry with me for letting one of his friends get hung.”

The General was grinning, while looking at Chen, “So, my friend, what kind of trouble are you going to get me into now, may I ask?”

Chen grinned, “How would you like a promotion to King?”

The General was shaking his head and waving his hands as if warding off evil, “That is very interesting, however, I am afraid I must decline. The King has two brothers who are not going to take kindly to my replacing him. They also have many followers who will want to do me in, thinking I had something to do with the King’s demise.”

This is an interesting development.

Chen, however, took it in stride, “Tell me, my friend, do his brothers look anything like him?” He said, pointing at the still flailing and suspended King Flombay.

“They certainly do! What are you thinking?” General Fumbrall asked, with one eyebrow raised.

Chen started laughing as the rest of us slowly caught on to what he was thinking. “I’m thinking, that we may end up with a real three ring circus here. How often do they come around?”

“Not all that often, you see, the three of them don’t get along very well. I’m just afraid of what might happen when word finally gets out that the King has disappeared.”

Chen nodded, “I see. Well, can you at least take over for a few days until we get things set up? Depending on what happens, we may have someone to take your place that you will find most interesting!?”

The General chuckled, then nodded, “I will gladly do that for you, my friend. Will I get to partake of the King’s concubines?”

I heard the girls sigh, then Jody pleaded, “The four of us were hoping to go with Wizard Chen and his friends? Maybe you could use some of his other concubines?”

The General saw Otis and his buddies giving him the evil eye. He chuckled, then said, “That won’t be a problem. The King has over 20 concubines altogether. I’m sure I can find a few that will keep me very happy for a few days!”