At 2 on a October, Sunday morning, the wealthy, white and 35-y/o Keith involved the black-haired, 28-y/o Darlene in an adventure when she wore high-heeled shoes, a skirt and a blouse to a convenience store to get a pack of cigarettes.

She’d barely stepped outside where she lit and started smoking one before Keith saw Jonah, his white, 33-y/o friend.

‘Jonah, I haven’t seen you in awhile. What’s up?’ Keith said.

‘Wondering if this lady’s your wife or girlfriend,’ Jonah answered.

‘I’m divorced and Darlene isn’t a lady. In fact, she was a stripper at a bar until the owner fired her for sucking a customer’s dick in the rear alley,’ Keith answered.

‘She’s a hot, little cunt and I bet she was popular,’ Jonah said.

‘According to Wikepedia, cunt’s the most offensively sexist word in the English language,’ Keith replied. ‘Then, I’ll do my best to offend her by saying the entire reason she exists is because she’s a whore,’ Jonah replied.

‘She considers degradation a compliment,’ Keith said.

‘Sluts generally do,’ Jonah remarked.

‘That’s right,’ Keith said, then: - ‘Follow me, bitch.’

After that, he and Jonah accompanied her to a deserted path behind the store, with her removing her blouse to expose her sizable tits firmly adorning her chest.

‘Shake those pom-poms!’ Jonah ordered as she started dancing.

‘‘You’re a brazen hussy, aren’t you?’ Jonah inquired.

‘I’ve never been anything else,’ she said while staring in astonishment at Jonah discarding his jeans to display his 15-inched phallus.

‘That’s a jaw-breaker, isn’t it?’ Keith said.

‘It’s huge!’ she replied as she fell to her knees and gulped it into her mouth.

‘Abuse that hole!’ Keith snickered, then dopped his pants, crouched and guided his 11-inched penis into her vag while ecstasy surged through her loins until she had an orgasm.

Next, the guys pulled out and shot their jizz on her cute face.

Since the bar went bankrupt a year later, though, Keith bought it and re-hired Darlene.

And the cunt was as popular as ever.