Something about the huge perfume poster in the lobby sent shivers down Kira’s spine. It’s just an interview, she said to herself. If I get the job, I get it, if not, not. And they use rabbits to test this stuff, right? And Gordo’s pet name for her was little rabbit. What could be a better omen? But maybe this dress was too much. Or not enough. Maybe she should have worn underwear. Too late now. Barely more than an hour ago, Gordo smiled his approval. “You look so good,” he’d said. “I could eat you all up.” And then he’d lifted the dress off her for one more good luck fuck. “Little Rabbit, Little Rabbit, come, Little Rabbit,” and she came, and then he came, and then she came again, and there wasn’t time to shower, and now his sperms were cavorting in her cunt like sixth-grade boys at recess. Maybe she should have dosed herself with scent, but the stuff made her break out like too much chocolate, talk about omens.

“Kira?” The guy wore a big smile. He offered his hand. His grin made her shiver. “Kira, so good of you to come. Your scent is divine. Is it one of ours?”

“Yes,” she lied.

Kira texted Gordo that she didn’t get the job, and then she took a shower. It was a long shower, and Gordo arrived home just as she finished toweling off. “I’m so sorry, honey bunch,” he said. “I thought you were a lock. They must be a bunch of stupids. They tell you why?”

“They said I had too innocent a look,” Kira said.

“What idiots.”

“Actually he was pretty nice. He took me to lunch at the cafeteria and he gave me a sample of one of their new products.” Kira lifted the bottle from the vanity to show Gordo.

“Kind of pretty, I guess,” Gordo said. “What’s it called?”

“I asked the same question. They haven’t decided yet. He said if I had any good name ideas I should let him know.”

Kira took off the stopper and lifted the bottle so Gordo could sniff.

“Not bad,” Gordo said.

“I think it stinks,” Kira said. “I’m pouring it down the toilet.”

“Right,” Gordo said. “Stinky.”

“And then I’m going to suck you,” Kira said. “And when you’re just about to shoot I’m going to aim your dick into the hole.”

“You are?”

Kira nodded. “And when the bottle’s all filled up I’m going to send it back to them with my name suggestion. Cum.”

“Cum?”

“Cum. Don’t you think that’s a good idea?”

Gordo pursed his lips. “I like the sucking my dick part, but couldn’t I come in you? That bottle hole looks pretty tight.”

Kira smiled. “Almost as tight as my innocent little cunt?” She set the perfume bottle on the toilet tank top and pulled down Gordo’s pants.