Louis: Hey Anais! How’s it going?

Anais: Okay. How’s the conference?

Louis: Boring.

Anais: Only two more days and you’ll be home.

Louis: I can’t wait.

Anais: Me neither.

Louis: Can I ask a big favor?

Anais: You can ask.

Louis: Can you send me a picture of you?

Anais: You have lots of pictures of me.

Louis: Yeah, but not of your bare naked ass.

Anais: Ho ho. What brings this on?

Louis: I’m missing your ass so much.

Anais: Ho ho. Just my ass?

Louis. No. I’m miss all of you.

Anais: Even my knees?

Louis: Yes. Your knees.

Anais: What if I send you a picture of my knees?

Louis: That would be great. But I really really want your ass.

Anais: Why?

Louis: So I can remember what it feels like.

Anais: You’re sweet. But you know what I think?

Louis: What?

Anais: I think you’re sitting in a bar with some of the guys. And you’ve got a bet going to see which of you can get his girlfriend to send a picture of her bare naked ass.

Louis: Wow. You have quite an imagination.

Anais: But I’m right, aren’t I? I can’t believe you’re going to show a naked picture of me to your friends.

Louis: I’m not. I promise. What makes you have such thoughts?

Anais: Because you’re texting. If you were alone in your room you would have phoned. But in the bar you don’t want me to hear all the background noise so you text.

Anais: Also Denise just got a text from Gerald asking for a picture of her ass.

Louis: You’re with Denise?

Anais: Actually Denise had to go pick up some medicine for her sister. So I’m with her brother Bobby.

Louis: You are?

Anais. Uh huh. I’m going to have him take the picture. Hang on.

END

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