Chapter 16

The rest of the semester passed quickly for Josh and Becky. Both had finals to study for and reports to finish. Becky found that Josh was a good study partner for her when they would spend hours on Facetime studying. She would send Josh the material she needed to know, and Josh would quiz her randomly. Sometimes, Becky would be in class and get a text from Josh with a question on material that she needed to know for one of her exams. When they wrote papers, they would have the other one proofread. All this hard work paid off when Josh and Becky earned straight A’s for the semester. Becky took a screenshot of her grades and sent them to her mom to further rub her nose in the fact that Josh was Becky’s soul mate and he was perfect for her. This was the first semester in her life that Becky earned straight A’s.

By mid-December, everything was finished, and Becky found herself waiting in her dorm for Josh to pick her up. She would be spending her winter break with him at the farm, and while she wasn’t sure about the weather, she was excited to spend almost a month with Josh. While waiting, Chrissy harassed Becky about how anxious she was. Becky was able to ignore her for a while, but eventually, it got to be too much.

“Chrissy, what can I say. My pussy is starving because she found that she needs a diet of cock with a side of cream.”

“Becky, this is a college, and there’s plenty of that here. Just look at me! I’ve lost count of how many cocks I’ve had in me.”

“The problem is that you can’t go back once you’ve had the Josh experience.” Chrissy looked at her with wide eyes and her jaw hanging open. “I’m not kidding when I say he is that good.”

About that time, Becky looked out her window, yipped, and flew out of the room. Chrissy went to the window and saw Josh getting out of his truck. She had to admit he was handsome even if he wasn’t her type. Becky ran out of the building and almost tackled Josh. Instead of her tackling him, though, he picked her up and spun her around. Even from the window, Chrissy could see their absolute love for each other, which made Chrissy start to think. She was so into her thoughts that she didn’t hear Becky and Josh enter the room. So, when Becky touched her shoulder, Chrissy jumped, almost hitting Becky when she lost her balance. Thankfully, Chrissy could fall onto Becky’s bed, so she wasn’t hurt.

“Excuse me, Chrissy, but I need my bed for a little bit.”

As soon as Chrissy was off the bed, Becky pushed Josh onto it and climbed on top of him. ‘Oh my God! Can’t she wait until I get out of the room?’ thought Chrissy. As Chrissy was leaving the room, Becky pointed at a chair and told her to sit and enjoy. Chrissy did what she was told because this Becky scared her a bit. The horny Becky was a wild animal not to be messed with.

Josh and Becky were making out as soon as Becky was on top of him. Josh barely noticed that Becky had told Chrissy to stay, and he didn’t care. He had Becky in his arms, and it had been too long since they had been tangled up. Soon, Becky’s shirt and bra were gone, and Josh had his hands and lips on her nipples. As soon as Josh started on her nipples, Becky began to moan. It seemed that the energy levels coming from his kissing and fondling had increased from what she had experienced before, and the only thing she could think of was that this happened when you got engaged. From the sounds that Josh was making, he was also enjoying it.

Becky scooted back enough so that she could get Josh’s shirt off. Looking down at his muscles, she could feel herself getting even wetter, as if that was even possible. Next to go were Josh’s pants and boxers. With Josh naked, Becky started to kiss and nibble on Josh’s body. He was in heaven. His Celtic goddess was kissing him while he had a hand on one of her breasts. For Josh, life couldn’t get any better. He could feel the electricity coming from Becky’s kisses and fingertips and didn’t think he could get any harder without his cock exploding in a bloody mess. Becky had her work cut out for her, trying to keep Josh on the bed because he was squirming even though he wasn’t aware he was moving. Becky swung around to keep Josh from moving, so she had her body over Josh’s and put herself in the 69 position. It wasn’t fair to Josh because she still had her pants on.

Josh ran his fingers across her stomach, sending chills through her body. With her distracted, his fingers undid her pants, and he started working them off. There, he found a surprise in that she wasn’t wearing panties. She put her ankles together just long enough for Josh to slip her pants off before she spread her knees enough so that Josh could get his head between her thighs.

Sitting in the chair, Chrissy had the perfect angle to watch Becky take Josh’s cock into her mouth. She was stunned when Becky’s throat expanded as Josh’s cock entered it. Chrissy didn’t know how Becky managed, but Becky was deepthroating Josh. From her vantage point, Chrissy couldn’t see what Josh was doing, but from how Becky’s hips moved, she could guess Josh was giving her a tongue lashing.

It didn’t take long before Becky moved her head back, and Chrissy watched as Josh’s sack tightened up. Despite her sleeping with a different guy every week, she had never really watched a guy have an orgasm. Josh’s hips bucked a couple of times before his body became very still. From the way Becky’s hips were moving, Josh was still tonguing her.

Becky looked at Chrissy and opened her mouth to show Josh’s cum in it. Then Becky pointed at Chrissy and waggled her finger. Without thinking, Chrissy got up and went to Becky, who pulled Chrissy’s lips to hers and gave Chrissy some of Josh’s cum before swallowing the rest. Chrissy’s world had flipped upside down. She had never kissed another girl, but here not only did she kiss her roommate, but got to sample her fiancé’s cum. Chrissy had to admit that Josh’s cum was delicious, and if she weren’t so good of a friend to Becky, she would try to get Josh for her own. As Becky finished kissing Chrissy, she started to shake violently, and Chrissy thought she was having a seizure until Becky began to scream. The problem was that Chrissy’s head was next to Becky’s mouth, causing her ears to ring.

As Becky finished her first orgasm of the day, she collapsed on top of Josh and struggled to catch her breath. She was covered in sweat but was happy. Soon, she was regaining use of her body, so she turned around to look at Josh. She found the love she had been missing for the last couple of weeks and snuggled up to him. They talked about the plans for the next month while Becky played with Josh’s cock. She had got cum in one end; now, it was time to take it in the proper hole.

Within minutes, Josh was hard again, and Becky mounted him. Chrissy watched as Becky’s pussy stretched to take Josh’s cock into it. She had never seen a more erotic sight in her life, and suddenly, Chrissy was too hot for clothes and stripped. Clothes kept coming off until she was naked as the day she was born, and her fingers found her clit. Soon, Chrissy’s fingers were matching Becky’s movements.

They started slowly; it was only 9 AM, so they had plenty of time for fun. At their current pace, it took Becky almost thirty seconds to take Josh’s cock in her and thirty more for it to slide out. The entire time, Josh and Becky maintained eye contact and telepathically sent each other love messages. Although they started quietly, they didn’t stay that long.

After enjoying each other for about five minutes, they sped up. The faster they went, the louder Becky got, and within another five minutes, she sounded like an air raid siren as Josh pounded her. Becky’s body froze as every muscle tried to contract at the same time when her orgasm slammed into her. As it swept through her body, she let out a particularly loud shrill that could have put a stone on edge. Becky almost collapsed after the orgasm subsided, but Josh wasn’t done with her.

He flipped her over so that he was on top and put Becky’s ankles on his shoulders. Again, he started slowly, if for nothing else, to give Becky some time to regain her senses. When she recovered, Josh began to piledrive her and had her singing his praise while paying no attention to how loud she was. Everyone in the dorm heard her, and some older parents were disgusted by the noise. The students then explained that this was normal every time Josh visited Becky, but fortunately, it wasn’t often. Some of the dads wondered if they could hook up with her, but their sons or daughters told them not to bother because Becky was devoted to Josh.

Conversely, some moms wondered about Josh and were told the same thing. The parents were also informed that it could be risky for their health if they tried to interfere with Becky and Josh. Everyone knew about the three thugs Josh had killed, and it was strongly rumored that he had killed the two serial rapists/murderers.

By this time, Chrissy had given herself four orgasms that left her completely drained. She could barely move as she watched Josh pound her roommate and found herself jealous of Becky landing such a hunk. Josh began to speed up as he shifted his angle some. Chrissy watched as Josh’s cock swelled up, and he rammed it home. His sack tightened, and Chrissy watched as Josh put another load into Becky. When Josh swelled up, he tripped Becky’s orgasm trigger again, and she was hit with her biggest orgasm of the day. This time, she screamed loud enough that she almost shattered a wine glass sitting on her nightstand from the night before. Their mutual orgasm was powerful enough to render both of them unconscious. They collapsed in a pile with Josh’s cock still lodged inside Becky’s pussy. Chrissy had passed out in the chair with her legs still stretched out; Becky and Josh’s orgasms had caused such intense feelings that she had passed out, too.

It was an hour later before any of them stirred. The first to move was Josh, only because he had to pee. His first problem was to get himself untangled from Becky, which was no small undertaking. He tried to let her sleep, but his moving around woke Becky up. When Becky woke up, she felt like she had a massive hangover and groaned. Becky’s groaning woke Chrissy up, and she stood up without even realizing that she was naked. When she stood up, Josh looked in her direction, so he got an eyeful.

While Chrissy wasn’t near as smoking hot as Becky was, she was good-looking. Like Josh, she had blue eyes, but hers were icy blue, and her multi-colored hair was mostly gone, replaced with her natural platinum blonde. The hair complemented her snow-white skin, which featured only a few small scars. While her breasts were too large for Josh’s taste, being what he estimated at D-cup, they fit nicely on her 5’9” frame. From Josh’s point of view, the best part was her blonde pubic hair; it was trimmed tightly and formed a perfect triangle pointing to her vagina. Far from being stupid, Josh made the appropriate appreciative sounds.

Becky and Chrissy realized at the same time what Josh was whistling at. Chrissy’s body turned bright red, and she tried to cover herself with her hands while Becky giggled. She had seen Chrissy naked before and figured that Josh was the first guy to see her completely naked. Chrissy had always fucked in the dark or under sheets and left before the guy woke up.

After Chrissy darted back to her bed, Josh shrugged and picked Becky up. They both needed a shower. As they were leaving, they grabbed all their shower stuff. Josh’s stuff was in a gym bag, and Becky added hers, so they only had one bag. He carried her on his back to the floor’s shared shower room and went in. Anyone walking behind them would have seen Josh’s cum still leaking out of Becky’s cunt lips. They found a few other girls there, but Josh and Becky didn’t care what others thought or saw. One of the girls was one of Becky’s lesbian friends.

“Becky, was that you we heard?”

“Probably,” Becky replied proudly, “Josh always gets me so worked up that I just can’t stay quiet.”

Josh was proud as a peacock at hearing Becky talk him up as he turned one of the showers on and waited for it to warm up. Becky’s friend spoke up again:

“You’re not going to shower now, are you, Josh?”

“Why wouldn’t I?”

“Well, there are others here, and this is the girl’s shower.”

“So what? You’re all adults. And since people insist the sexes are interchangeable nowadays, what’s the purpose of having separate showers?”

“Well, yes. But still, maybe some of us ladies would like to shower without looking at a disgusting cock.” Now, Becky spoke up:

“Disgusting cock?? I will have you know the cock my fiancé wheels is one of the most beautiful things in the world.” And Josh continued:

“And why do you care if I shower with the most beautiful woman since Helen of Troy?”

Becky’s whole body blushed, and since Josh was a bit of a history nut, she knew about Helen of Troy.

“Some of us don’t like guys or even looking at them.” Becky’s friend responded primly.

“Then don’t look, or maybe you can use this prime opportunity to see what the hype is about,” Becky responded with a smirk.

With that, Josh dropped his towel and steered Becky into the water. Within thirty seconds, they had forgotten about the other girls in the shower as they focused on washing each other. All the other girls in the shower gathered around to watch the erotic scene in front of them. It didn’t matter if they were straight, bi, or lesbian; they all watched. Many other girls from the floor quickly heard that Josh and Becky were in the shower and came to watch. They watched in awe as Josh gently washed Becky and shampooed her hair. Becky repaid Josh with the same. When she got to his cock, though, she made a show out of washing it, and Josh got hard again. There was a gasp around the room as Josh’s cock stood at attention. Seeing this, Becky got horny again, jumped into Josh’s arms, and wrapped her legs around him without even thinking.

Locking eyes, Josh and Becky entered their trance. Becky slowly slid down Josh’s cock, moaning as he stretched her out again. Josh had his hands on her ass to keep her steady and support her when needed. Using her strong legs and his hands, Becky began to lift herself, and when it was only Josh’s tip in her, she slid back down. Again and again, she repeated this while Josh held her with his hands. Every time Josh bottomed out, Becky would chirp, and Josh let out a small moan. As they had been fucking, Josh had been moving them toward one of the walls, and when Becky felt the wall on her back, she went crazy.

“Oh, God, Josh! Fuck me! Fuck me! MAKE ME YOURS!!! FUCK MY BRAINS OUT!!”

Josh set out to do just that while everyone in the room watched with eyes wide open. They all could see Josh’s cock slide in and out of Becky while he kept her pinned to the wall. The decibel level of Becky’s moans and screams seemed to directly relate to how hard Josh was pounding her, so naturally, Becky was getting louder and louder. The hard tiled walls didn’t help matters as the sound of slapping flesh and Becky’s screams echoed throughout the room. Her screams also made their way through the building as more and more people came to watch or listen. Even some of the ultra-religious students stopped to listen in.

Becky’s orgasm started as a low rumble, like a train far away. As it got closer, the rumbling got louder and louder until the orgasm slammed into Becky. When it hit, she started shaking violently, and if it hadn’t been for Josh, she would have fallen. The problem for Josh was that Becky’s violently rippling vaginal muscles set him off as well. He thrust into Becky as hard as he could, and cum flowed out of him like a river, pulse after pulse; his cum flowed until just the act of pushing more cum into Becky pushed some out of her. With every pulse of Josh’s cock, Becky was given an extension on her orgasm.

After nine major pulses and some minor ones, Josh turned some and slid down the wall with Becky still locked around his hips. She was unable to help because she was only semi-conscious. The cheers brought them back to the present as they looked around and smiled. They staggered upright and back into the water to wash off the cum and sweat.

After they were done with their shower, the girls in the room dried them off like they were gods while other girls combed out Becky’s hair. Josh’s hair was short now, so there was nothing to do with his hair. This was embarrassing for both Josh and Becky. They just wanted to get back to Becky’s room and pack so they could get out of there. When they got out of the shower, they were met with cheers. Everyone parted so Josh and Becky could get through. Nobody was dumb enough to try to touch either one of them. They all knew about the jock he beat up, the three guys that Josh had killed, and the two more he was suspected of; since they were nothing but serial rapists and murderers, no one cared that they were dead.

By the time they got back to Becky’s room, Chrissy was fully dressed. She lay on her bed and watched as Josh and Becky dressed. Since she had already watched them make love, no one felt Chrissy had to leave the room. After Josh and Becky were dressed, they talked about plans with Chrissy. She would stay around the dorms because she and her parents didn’t get along. When Becky heard that, she looked at Josh, and he nodded.

“Chrissy, pack a bag so you can come back with us. Josh has a spare bedroom that you can use, and it locks from the inside. It has a walk-in closet and a full bath, so you have complete privacy. What do you say to that?”

“Gee Becky, I don’t know. I mean, wouldn’t I just be in the way?”

“Nope. Look, Chrissy,” said Josh. “It’s wintertime now, the crops are harvested, and there isn’t too much other than routine stuff going on right now. So, pack your bag so you won’t be alone on Christmas.”

“But...”

“CHRISSY, PACK YOUR BAG NOW!” Josh and Becky yelled together. Their voices boomed through the room, rattling the window.

Chrissy jumped and rushed around to pack a bag. Josh told her to include a nice dress so they could all go out to eat. At this, Chrissy hung her head and shed a tear.

“I don’t have anything like that. My parents didn’t have much money growing up, and when I came here, they wouldn’t provide me with any extra money. They would have if they would quit gambling and trying to climb the social ladder.”

“Oh,” said Josh, “well, don’t worry about it then; we’ll send you out with Becky and Gretchen. Together they’ll find you a nice dress. The best thing for you is that you won’t have to pay for anything because I’ll pay for your expenses.”

“JOSH!!! You can’t do that! You’re a college student, too!” Chrissy cried.

“Chrissy shut up and listen carefully. I might be a college student, but I’m a very wealthy one. Before you raise another fuss, I earn all my money. I own half the farm my sister lives on and half of the robotics firm, so it’s safe to say that I can afford to host you for Christmas. The robotics firm’s Christmas party is this coming Saturday, and it’s black tie, so you and Becky will need evening gowns. Gretchen always goes as well, so you won’t be a third wheel. I’m surprised that Becky hasn’t told you all that.”

“She did. I forgot.” Chrissy said while staring at the floor.

“That’s okay. Now hurry up!”

Becky helped Chrissy pack while Josh moved Becky’s stuff to the truck. She was only taking one duffel bag and a gym bag. When Josh got back up to Becky’s dorm, Chrissy was packed. He was delayed getting back because everyone wanted to stop and talk to him. Guys were looking for tips, and gals asked if they could join. Josh ignored both sets because he just wanted to get home and relax. Josh took Chrissy’s bag and noticed that it was light. When he looked at Becky, her eyes said, “Don’t question it.” He just shrugged and followed the girls down to his truck.

Before they left town, Josh stopped for some sandwiches. That way, everyone could get what they wanted. Chrissy was still nervous about Josh paying for her, but Becky kept her occupied. After eating, they got on the road, and five hours later, they pulled into the farm.

Josh parked in his usual spot, and Gretchen’s truck was home. Becky jumped out and grabbed her bags while almost pulling Chrissy out. Josh grabbed his and Chrissy’s bags. Walking through the door, Josh heard music playing and smiled. He knew Chrissy would be in for an eyeful and hoped Becky would keep her mouth shut. She did. When they entered the living room, Gretchen was practicing yoga in all her glory.

“Hey, sis. We brought someone.”

She looked up and saw Chrissy standing there with her jaw on the floor. Becky skipped around Chrissy and gave Gretchen a passionate kiss before going back to Josh’s bedroom with her bags. Gretchen walked over to Chrissy:

“Hi, I’m Gretchen. Josh’s older sister and possibly Becky’s lover.”

“You are Becky’s lover, Gretchen,” Josh stated before taking the bags to the bedrooms.

He put Chrissy’s bas in the guest bedroom while taking his back to his bedroom. Chrissy could barely talk; she had never seen someone as beautiful as Gretchen.

“I ... I ... I’m Chrissy. Chrissy Hartmann,” She stuttered, “Becky’s roommate. She and Josh invited me here for the holidays because I had no plans.”

“Yeah, it would suck to be alone on Christmas,” agreed Gretchen. “Well, I’ve just started my yoga. Do you want to join me? I have some extra mats.”

Before Chrissy could answer, Becky came back naked with two mats in her hands. She handed one to Chrissy before she set hers up. Chrissy froze. She couldn’t believe what she was being asked. It had never crossed her mind to do yoga in the nude, yet here was one of her best friends and the single hottest woman that Chrissy had ever met doing just that. She looked at Gretchen and Becky for a minute before saying, “Fuck it,” and stripped. Just as Chrissy finished undressing, Josh walked through.

“I’m headed to town, Gretchen. You need anything?”

“Tampons, and we could use some more peppercorns.”

“Okay. Becky, Chrissy, how about you two?”

“Nope,” Becky chirped while Chrissy was nervously shaking her head. Then Gretchen added:

“Grab some booze for Chrissy. She needs to loosen up some; a nice white wine will go good with what I’m making for supper.”

“Okay,” and Josh was out of the house.

After Josh left, the girls started their yoga. Gretchen’s routine was much more challenging than Chrissy was used to, and she began to fall behind. Becky knew better, and since she had been going to the gym, she had been able to keep up. The girls kept up their yoga until Josh got back. He threw Gretchen’s tampons to her when he walked in and then stretched out on the couch.

Chrissy just stood there with her mouth open. She had never seen a guy that would buy tampons for his wife, never mind his sister. Gretchen thanked him and took them to her bathroom. As soon as Josh stretched out, Becky laid down with him. As she had before, she laid her head on his biceps and moved his hand down to where it was on one of her boobs which Josh began to massage. Becky almost instantly closed her eyes and began to purr. Chrissy was still watching Josh and Becky when Gretchen came back out. She looked at Josh and shook her head.

“Hey, Chrissy, you want to help me with dinner?”

“Yeah, I guess so. It’s better than looking at those two lovebirds. Sickening.”

Josh gave her a single-finger salute, to which she stuck her tongue out as she followed Gretchen into the kitchen. There, she helped Gretchen make homemade fettuccini alfredo. Everything Gretchen made for the meal was homemade, something that Chrissy wasn’t used to, and Gretchen told her to get used to it because that was how Gretchen and Josh cooked. If they could make it at home, they did. As they were cooking, Gretchen poured both of them a glass of wine, and after Chrissy finished her drink, she began to loosen up some.

Soon, dinner was done, and Gretchen walked back into the living room to find Josh and Becky sleeping soundly. The looks on their faces were too beautiful for her to pass up, so she went and got her good camera to take the picture. Chrissy looked at them, and her heart just melted. They looked so peaceful and so much in love. Now Chrissy knew why Becky always talked about Josh and refused to look at anyone else. Chrissy knew that Becky occasionally accepted coffee from other guys and gals on campus, but she did that for two reasons. One, free coffee, and two, to continue meeting interesting people.

After Gretchen got the perfect picture, she gently woke Josh and Becky up. Becky looked like a cat waking up when she stretched, while Josh looked drugged. The dinner was excellent, but the dinner conversation was even better. Chrissy told her highly edited life story and was pleasantly surprised to find so much support from Josh and Gretchen. Many parts of her life she didn’t want to relive. She wasn’t ready to tell the whole story.

Josh and Gretchen told the guests funny and embarrassing stories from their childhoods. From Josh peeing on Gretchen when he was above her in a tree to Josh trying to ride a peddle tractor down a flight of stairs to Gretchen trying to start a band. They also talked about previous dates and some of the disasters that happened. Cars getting stuck in the mud while on a date. Seatbelts jamming. Dates who couldn’t keep from bragging during a date. Gretchen beating the shit out of one of her dates who tried to rape her while at a movie. There were good things, too. First kisses, first time having sex, and Josh’s one gay relationship. Josh had one date where they were able to make love under a meteor shower, and Gretchen had her world rocked while looking up into the night sky and watching the northern lights.

Eventually, dinner was over, and Josh and Becky had dish duty. Gretchen explained that whoever didn’t cook did the dishes when Josh was home. Josh stripped down before they started doing the dishes. He figured he would dry off faster because he knew they would have more water on them than in the sink. While Josh and Becky were playing in the sink, Gretchen took Chrissy back to the living room, where Gretchen set up her laptop so they could watch some Netflix.

By the time Josh and Becky finished the dishes, it was time for them to shower and go to bed. Josh and Becky were meeting with a lawyer at eight the following day, so they would need to get up early in the morning. Then Josh had to go to the office for a few hours. Gretchen and Chrissy stayed up for a while before going to bed. Gretchen was shocked when she didn’t hear Josh and Becky going at it like rabbits until Chrissy told her about them earlier at school. They got a good laugh from that before going to their bedrooms.

According to plan, Josh and Becky left early and finished everything with the lawyer. Josh had already alerted him, so he had all the documents ready; all Josh and Becky had to do was sign them. The lawyer explained everything in the papers in regular English because he had worked with Josh before and knew the expectations. They were all done in an hour and on their way to Indianapolis.

When they got to the office, Ashley had just made fresh coffee. She squealed when she saw Josh and ran to hug him but ignored Becky. It had been a while since Josh had been in the office.

“Hi Ashley, What’s you got going on today?”

“Nothing too important that I can’t help you, Josh,” Ashley purred.

Becky was amused by Ashley’s almost desperate flirting with Josh while he was getting annoyed.

“I’ve got nothing for you to do, but we have some news for everyone.” Becky held up her ring. “Becky and I are getting married on the first Saturday of June.”

Ashley was stunned, embarrassed, and pissed while everyone nearby congratulated the couple. When they came in, she hadn’t noticed Becky’s ring and was pissed that Josh hadn’t asked her to marry him. Somehow, she managed to keep her anger off her face while digesting the news of Josh and Becky, or so she thought. Becky had noticed Ashley’s attitude as soon as they walked in. Unlike the last time they met, Becky was now far more confident. Once Ashley was done, Becky spoke up:

“Ashley, can we talk alone, please?”

“Only if we have to.”

Ashley’s voice had enough venom to kill an entire football team. Ashley walked back to her office with Becky trailing her. Once they were in and had closed the door, Becky started:

“Ashley, why don’t you like me? I’ve never done anything to you.” She asked as kindly as possible, even though she knew the answer.

“You stole Josh from me, you fucking whore! He’s supposed to be mine!”

“Did you ever ask him?”

“I never had the chance, but I’m sure he would have gone out with me. I kept tabs on him and knew he didn’t have a girlfriend. Then suddenly, you have your claws in him.”

“Did you know that I was blackmailed into this relationship by Ben’s girlfriend? I was a lesbian before I met Josh and had to have Gretchen teach me how to deal with guys. Josh still didn’t want to date me, and I almost gave up. You don’t seem to understand that he is one of the few men that can read a woman properly. With your attitude, he would have never gone out with you even if you gave him a lap dance.”