An Orgasm Is Nothing to Sneeze At
by Mat Twassel
Copyright© 2021 by Mat Twassel
Fiction Sex Story: Some say a woman's face in orgasm looks exactly the same as a woman sneezing. We decided to test it. Illustrated.
Caution: This Fiction Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Consensual Heterosexual Fiction Illustrated .
Emma sneezed. And then she sneezed again. And again.
“Bless you.”
“Oh. Thank you. You don’t usually say ‘bless you.’”
“I know. I don’t know why. I hope you’re not catching a cold.”
“No, I don’t think so. My head doesn’t feel snuffly or stuffed up or anything.”
“Good. I love your sneezes.”
“You do? That’s peculiar.”
“I love your sneezes because they’re yours.”
Emma laughed.
“I love your laughs, too.”
“Do you love my laughs more than my sneezes?”
I hesitated.
“It’s not like they’re my children, you know. I won’t be insulted if you pick one over the other.”
“No,” I said. “I was just thinking. They say a laugh is a lot like an orgasm.”
“They do?”
“I’ve heard that.”
“Well, give me an orgasm any day,” Emma said.
“Okay. But one more thing. They say you can’t sneeze while having an orgasm. Or maybe it’s the other way around.”
“Interesting,” Emma said. “So orgasms could be the cure for the common cold?”
“Could be,” I said. “But you do see that they’re a lot alike.”
“In what way?” Emma questioned.
“Bodily they are similar.”
“Bodily.”
“Uh huh. And sometimes stuff comes out.”
“You mean like snot?”
“Snot or cum,” I said.
“Well, give me cum any day,” Emma said.
“Okay,” I said. “I’d like to give you a lot of cum.”
“Not in my nose, please,” Emma said.
I laughed. “That’s right. Sometimes when a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he comes in her mouth it comes out her nose.”
“Yuck,” said Emma.
“Here’s something else. Picking your nose and masturbating in public are both frowned upon.”
“That’s true,” Emma said.
“And in private, would you rather be caught picking your nose or masturbating?”
Emma thought for a few seconds. “I guess it depends who’s catching me.”
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