Chapter 18

Watching Jessica Alba run her tongue along Vera Farmiga’s butt-crack while Vera did the same to her sister Taissa, and then Taissa in turn devoured Britney Spears was a real treat, of course. There was just something about lesbian analingus, especially among celebrity ladies, that in particular excited me. When I put Sheryl Crow’s tongue up against Jessica Alba’s bum and Kimberly Perry’s at Sheryl’s, that was better still. Yes, THAT Kimberly Perry, from the Band Perry, no less! Yeah, life was definitely good!

It was even greater when Shakira, Kate Beckinsale, Lily Sheen, Eva Green, Julie Delpy, Gillian Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Courteney Cox, Rachel Weisz, Sherilynn Fenn, Katy Perry, Anne Hathaway, Marion Cotillard, Kesha, Natalie Portman, Anastassia Obregon, Nathalie Emmanuel, Natalie Dormer, Amanda Seyfried, Chloe Sevigny, Phoebe Cates, Lily Rabe, Stevie Nicks, Emma Roberts, Julia Roberts, Marla Sokoloff, Liv Tyler, Charlize Theron, Heidi Klum, Famke Janssen, Rebecca Romijn, Kate Upton, Gal Gadot, Lindy Booth, Eliza Dushku, Emilia Clarke, Fiona Apple, Mira Sorvino, and Emmanuelle Chriqui all began rimming each other in a proper daisy chain at last.

Because why the fuck not, right? I began actively humping each of these ladies and then some as they licked each other’s sweet, slippery ass. When I placed Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelle Trachtenberg, Alyson Hannigan, Lizzy Caplan, Miranda Otto, Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton, Anna Popplewell, Rose Leslie, Morgan Smith, Indira Varma, Linda Cardellini, Parminder Nagra, Ming Na, Amy Yasbeck, Evangeline Lilly, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Roselyn Sanchez, Poppy Montgomery, Amy Adams, Connie Britton, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski, AJ Langer, Claire Danes, Valeria Golino, Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, Lacey Chabert, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Emma Watson, Thandie Newton, Emmanuelle Beart, Deborah Ann Woll, Anna Camp, Monica Bellucci, Lana Del Rey, Iggy Azalea, Greta Scacchi, Avril Lavigne, and Connie Nielsen up at their fellow ladies’ butts to devour each other, it was even better now. Lady after lady was bent over, rimmed enthusiastically, and fucked even harder with each stroke.

“Delicious!” I chuckled as I licked away at their butts, too, when not fucking them good and hard from behind.

Pretty soon, Miley Cyrus, Ashley Tisdale, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, Jennette McCurdy, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Joss Stone, Cristina Milian, Jennifer Lopez, Elisha Cuthbert, Terry Farrell, Rhona Mitra, Alanis Morrisette, Salma Hayek, Kerry Condon, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Krysten Ritter, Sean Young, Gemma Whalen, Natalie Tena, Ellie Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Kristen Stewart, Bella Thorne, Piper Perabo, Lena Headey, Megan Follows, Megan Gallagher, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, Mena Suvari, Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, Amanda Peet, Sarah Polley, Melissa Joan Hart, Kiernan Shipka, Hillary Duff, Haylie Duff, Mary-Kate, Ashley, and Elizabeth Olsen, Chiara Mastarelli, Esme Bianco, Jodhi May, Mila Kunis, Milla Jovovich, Brooke Shields, Sanaa Lathan, Robin Tunney, Keri Russell, Maria Bello, Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner, Sibel Kekilli, Carice van Houten, Blake Lively, Fairuza Balk, and Oona Chaplin were all positioned at other women’s anuses and given the orders to lick away at them as i fucked them doggy-style at last.

“Oh, there you are!” I heard Basil tell me.

“Here I am, yes. What’s going on?” I wondered, even as I questioned whether anyone else could hear him.

“You’ve really impressed us, so it’s time to grant you some bonus gifts. First, no woman or man who has intercourse with you will ever have an STI and if they have one at present, they will be instantly healed of it and its consequences. That includes HIV, AIDS, HPV, hepatitis, etc. In fact, all women or men who have sexual relations with you will now have perfect health and have years taken off their age. That will buy them time to serve you well, of course.

“Next, all women who mate with you are now fertile as fuck, even ones who have hit menopause, which has been reversed in each case. They will all bear your spawn, as well as they should. Finally, you can make a man impotent by touching his private parts and also have the reverse impact that way. If a man is already impotent or suffers ED, you can make him virile. If he’s potent, you can make him a virtual eunuch, unable to even get aroused, let alone erect.

“You can still freeze and control space and time, of course. In short order, it won’t matter as much, but it will still come in handy. You’re about to be installed as ruler of the world, of course. You can make new laws at your discretion and all must obey them. Also, we’ve granted you improved health and stopped your aging process for now at least, in spite of our past notions. We decided that you’re just too useful to be allowed to die young. We’ve also granted you easy recovery with virtually no male refractory period with hyper-fertility to boot.