“Before we fuck, can I ask you something?” Leah said to Nils.

Nils nodded.

“Tomorrow I have to teach my kindergarten class how to do show and tell.”

Nils nodded again, even as he pushed Leah’s nightgown above her breasts.

“So the question is, what should I show them?”

“Mmm,” Nils said, removing his mouth from Leah’s tumescent nipple. “You could show them your tits.”

“Ha ha, be serious,” Leah said.

“I was just putting myself in their shoes.”

“They have very small shoes,” Leah said. “Your poor feets gonna get pinched.”

“Mmm, pinched,” said Nils, pinching Leah’s nipple.

“I thought you were going to be helpful,” Leah said.

“Okay, okay. Kindergarten. I suppose you could show them your favorite toy. Isn’t that what they usually do?”

“Yeah, but my favorite toy is Mister Pinkie.”

Nils laughed. “That could be fun. Would it include a demonstration?”

“Nils!”

“Of course you’d have to be naked. You can’t very well play with Mister Pinkie wearing jeans and a sweatshirt. But maybe not all the way naked. That might be frowned upon. Might be improper. You could wear a necklace, for example. As an accent piece. Maybe that one with the heart. How come you don’t wear that necklace with the heart anymore?”

“I like that one,” Leah said, “but the chain is so small and it always gets snagged in my hair.”

“I’ll make you a bigger chain,” Nils said. “I think I have some left over from one of my projects. You wouldn’t mind if it’s a little rusted?” Nils’ hand went between Leah’s legs. “Just needs to be oiled a little.” His fingers moved into Leah’s cunt. “Some lubricant. I prefer the natural lubricants, don’t you?”

Leah moaned.

“You could explain to the class that natural is better. No need for Mister Pinkie when you have good old Natural Nils.”