Chapter 1

Below is a complete work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is pure coincidence. All persons are at least eighteen years of age and fully legal to give their consent. If you aren’t a fan of Big Tits and Cocks this story isn’t for you. It is FICTION ... Merriam-Webster “: something invented by the imagination or feigned” ... READ the TAGS, if they are NOT for you then Row, Row, Row your boat gently on...

I was outside just finishing up mowing while Laura, my wife, and Lisa, my daughter, messed around in the flower beds that Laura had planted around the house. Summer break was almost over Laura would go back to work at the school teaching and Lisa would be starting her senior year. Hard to believe the girl who was a carbon copy of Laura turned eighteen just two weeks ago.

Laura and I had been sweethearts since second grade, married at eighteen, and parents by nineteen. Both sets of our parents had been eighteen when we were born. We were born a month apart me being the oldest. Her mom and dad had been high school sweethearts as my parents had been. They, all four parents, had been best friends and had remained that way until our fathers were killed in a small plane crash on a hunting trip to Utah ten years ago. Our mothers are still the best of friends, and I am sure will remain that way always.

I was coming out of the tool shed having put the mower away and heard Laura laughing on the phone.

“Tell Mama L I said hi.” Lisa was telling her mother. With our mothers being young when we were born and us being young when Lisa was born our mothers agreed they would not be Granny, Grandma, or any version of that as they were only thirty-seven when Lisa was born. Linda, Laura’s mom, had become Mama L, while Tammy, my mother, had become Mama T.

I brushed the grass off myself outside and headed in to get a bottle of cold water from the fridge. I had just sat down when the girls came in. Laura was still on the phone. Lisa plopped down at the table snagging my water bottle and taking a sip.

“Sure thing mom. I will send him right over ... Oh no, he won’t mind you know that.” Laura retrieved a bottle of water from the fridge sitting down at the table. “ Ok, mom. Love you too. Bye.”

“So what did Mama L do now?” Lisa asked with a smile.

“Well,” Laura looked at me, “mom dropped a bracelet down the kitchen sink. I told her you would come to get it out for her.”

“Sure thing. Let me change into some jeans.”

“Oh, you don’t need to change just to go over there and crawl under a sink.”

“Well, I need work jeans on. You know your mother keeps dropping stuff down sinks and toilets a lot lately. This is the fifth time in as many weeks.” Laura started to speak but I held my hand up with a smile. “I don’t mind doing it but...”

“But what?”

“Honey it almost seems like she’s doing it on purpose.”

Laura laughed. “Oh, honey that is pure silliness. Mom is just getting older.”

“Bull.”

Lisa giggled when I said bull and Laura laughed. “Well, she is.”

“Our mothers are only fifty-five my love and both sharp as a tack, and you know that. Hell, you all three have been confused as sisters many times.” And they had. My wife, daughter, and mother-in-law got asked if they were sisters all the time.”

“True mom. Mama L is still a babe...” “Right dad?” Lisa asked making me get strangled on my sip of water causing them both to laugh.

Laura winked at Lisa, “Oh your dad thinks she is he just won’t admit it out loud.”

“Honey”

“Oh, you do. Heavens that doesn’t bother me. Hell, you have told me many a time that I am a carbon copy of mom ... And if you find me hot,” she winked at Lisa again, “then you do her.” I just shook my head laughing.

“Well it’s true that Mama L is a babe just like Mama T. I guess I should be good for when I get old too,” Lisa chimed in.

“Oh?” Laura asked.

“Well yeah. Both of my grandmothers are still babes at fifty-five and my parents are downright a hot and sexy couple.” I groaned as Laura laughed. “It’s true. All the guys at school think mom is super sexy and all my friends call you a DILF dad.”

“Uh, what?” I asked causing them both to burst out laughing. “Seriously what is a DILF?” They laughed harder.

“Darling,” Laura looked at me, “You know what MILF is yes?” I nodded. “Think what the D stands for.”

“The D stands for my hot mom all the time,” Lisa busted out laughing, and Laura along with her.

“And it stands tall and fat too.”

It hit me. “Oh for god sake you two.” I could feel the flush in my face.

“It’s true dad. All the girls that come over think you are super sexy, and they tell the other girls at school.”

“Oh stop.”

“True.” Lisa made a crossing over her heart.

“That’s it!!” Laura said like she was surprised.

“What?” Lisa asked before I could.

“Well mom is luring your sexy father into her lair,” Laura winked at Lisa making them laugh again.

“Oh, hardy har har. I’m going to change and head over there. You two are naughty. And when did you get so naughty,” I looked at Lisa shaking my head.

Laura stood and kissed me as I went to pass by her, “Your daughter is just like your wife, you just never hear it. We girl talk all the time.”

Laura kissed me hard. “I should have had a son,” I said smacking her on the butt.

“Hey!” Lisa said as I smiled at her making her giggle.

I was changed and headed to Linda’s house. I could not tell the girls why I always changed into jeans whenever I went to Linda’s, or that if I was going alone, I rubbed a quick one out in our bathroom. Lisa was right about one thing. Linda was still one more gorgeous woman just like my wife and more than once she’d made me pop wood and I did not want shorts on if that happened. I was also serious that it seemed like she was doing things on purpose. A hairbrush ‘accidentally in the toilet when she flushed it. The garbage disposal not working, just for me to find it unplugged. Yet she had no clue how it got unplugged.

I pulled up in front of the house and Linda came out waving. “Hey, sweetheart. I’m so sorry to have to call you over for silly stuff.”

She wrapped her arms around me hugging me tightly. I could feel her large breasts pushing into me more than I thought necessary for a hug. “No worries mom. That’s why you have me as a son-in-law.” I’d called Linda’s mom most of my life like Laura did my mother.

“And my favorite one at that,” she smiled up at me.

She took me to the kitchen sink and sure enough with a flashlight I could see a hint of the bracelet down there. “Let me go get my toolbox and I will be right back.”

“Ok sweetheart. I will pour you a glass of iced tea.”

I was sweating at the truck and taking time getting my toolbox. Linda was looking exceptionally hot today. She had on stretch pants that they all wore to the gym and a low-cut tight t-shirt. Mom and Linda went to the gym daily to do spin classes and yoga. They had gotten Laura and Lisa into it also. I was loving the yoga workouts paying off in the bedroom. Plus, Linda had on some sexy-smelling perfume today that was just enough to notice. How she and my mom stayed single I had no idea. Finally, under control, I went back inside.

“There you are. I thought you’d given up.”

I set the toolbox down grabbing a pipe wrench. I lay on the floor and slid my head in the open cabinet door under the sink, “Just had to make sure I had the right tool for the job.” I said sliding under the sink.

“Oh Sweetheart, I have no doubt that you always have the right tool for the job.” There was no mistake in the way she said it. Those words rolled out of her mouth with pure sex dripping from them.

I snapped my head to look out toward her and hit it on the drainpipe. “Ouch.”

“Careful under there.”

My cock was getting hard fast. I may be a bit slow when it comes to hints from women. That is according to my wife. But I was damn sure Linda had just made a sexual innuendo about my cock. Which was now fully hard as I worked on loosening the fitting.

Mom did not say anything else, as I worked and put the sink back together, luckily my boner went down as I worked. When the sink was together mom washed the bracelet off and set it on the counter as I washed my hands.

I took a long drink of sweet tea. “Mom, can I ask you something?”

“Why my goodness, yes silly.”

I sighed. Did I really want to say what was on my mind? “You have been having a lot of little accidents lately.” She just looked at me with a smile. “I mean ... Oh hell, it seems like you are doing them on purpose.”

Linda put her hands on her hips, and I was afraid I had just uncaged a bear. “Well, it is about damn time you figured it out,” she said with a bit of a huff but also a smile. “I was afraid by now you thought I was a doodling old fool who could do nothing. Now if you could just figure the rest of it out.”

“What?” I know I had a confused look on my face.

“You big goofball I have been trying to seduce you.” Now I knew I looked surprised, and my mouth was hung open. “I mean ... I surely can see how I turn you on.” Linda stepped closer and her hand traced my hardening cock as she looked up and me. Her perfume was now intoxicating and my throat was so dry I could barely swallow.

“Mom,” I managed to whisper. Linda pulled my head down to her and her green eyes sparkled holding mine as our lips met and her tongue sought and found mine. She pulled back as we both panted from the kiss. “Get the picture now Sweetheart?”

My entire life was gone from thought as I pulled her to me and kissed her. Picking her up, her legs wrapped around me, and I sat her on the counter. Linda pulled my head down to her cleavage where I kissed all over it. Pulling her shirt over her head she pulled me back to them. My god the perfume was coming from the cleavage and drove me crazy. “Bedroom,” she panted. I helped her down and willingly followed as she pulled my hand gently.

It slowed down on the bed suddenly. “What’s wrong?” she asked.

“I’m sorry I got carried away.” I saw a hurt look on her face. “No. What I mean is I lost control and was about to fuck you. You are a woman who needs made love to.”

She cackled and pulled me to her. “I do want and need fucked and fucked hard. It’s been ten years.” She pawed below at my belt and my pants. It was on again us both stripping each other quickly. I tried to go down on her, but she was having none of it. I sunk my cock down hitting the bottom making her almost scream and me groan so hard my throat hurt.

“FUCK!! Laura was right you do have a big and fat cock!” Linda moaned as she came on the second stroke and came like a hydrant.

“She what?” I groaned.

“Girls talk. I bet by now even Lisa knows you have a big fat cock also. Now fuck me!”

I was giving it to her fast and hard, then changed to long slow deep strokes. “Fuck! My god that slow deep stroke is it, baby!

“Damn mom your pussy is like a tight volcano. Shit -- I mean Linda.”

“Mmmm you better damn well keep calling me mom. My pussy is hot because of you baby!”

“Ok, mom.”

“Oh god, that made my pussy quiver when you said it.”

“I know I felt it, mom.”

“Oh goooooodddddd!” She locked her legs around me squirting till I could not move I just kissed her neck, as she clawed my back and moaned. We’d been at it for quite a while. And that was because I’d jerked off prior. The taboo of what we were doing would have made me blown quick. I stayed not moving as she caught her breath and came down from her orgasm.

I pulled out and back on my knees. I slapped her pussy with my cock a few times making her giggle. “I hear you don’t like your pussy shaved.”

“I prefer some hair. I swear it’s like looking at Laura’s too. Smooth, sweet tight lips with a fury mound.” I smacked her clit with my cock head as she spread her lips with two fingers.

“That’s it, baby. I need fucked good, nasty, and hard ... I want you to cum in my pussy too.” I had just the head of my cock in her and was resting on my hands holding myself up when her cell phone rang.

She winked and answered it. “Hey, Sweetie. Oh, he is about done. He had to find the right tool for the job.” I was frozen still. It was Laura on the phone. “I will send him home soon as he finishes and cleans off his tool.”