Literal internet meme mom needs to speak to the manager because her six-week-old computer will not power on. Karen gets all her problems solved by a young tech with just the tools for the job.

I had only been working in the tech portion of our local big box consumer electronics store for a few weeks. I had started after high school graduation as a temp employee while I was on the delayed entry program for the Army. I was currently waiting entry, apparently schools for Explosive Ordinance Disposal had a waiting line.

Maybe I was not your typical geek, nerd or whatever you wanted to call it, having started as middle linebacker, and starting catcher for the baseball team, but I loved tech and excelled in all computer related labs in school.

What wanted more than computers was adventure, so I thought Army. My dad had been in for six years as an Airborne Infantryman and went with me to the recruiters. With his guidance I got what I wanted; it did not hurt that my ASVAB was extremely high according to the recruiter. I figured I would learn the craft and maybe get out hopefully to find a job with one of the bigger bomb disposal teams for a city police department.

I was standing over by the TV’s with Henry, one of the associates in that area, when she came in.

“Aw shit man Karen is here.”

“Who is Karen?”

“You know that internet meme Karen? The let me speak to your manager Karen?”

I nodded.

“We have our very own, down to the name and haircut.”

I laughed, no way dude.

He pointed to a lady who looked about forty with that very haircut and she looked pissed.

“Oh, wow dude.” I was trying not to laugh out loud.

“She buys shit all the time then comes in bitching about every single thing she buys. Best part,” he looked at me, “bitches name really is Karen.”

“Oh, come on dude.”

“For reals hommie.”

I headed up to the tech counter as she stood in line looking like she was about to have a stroke. I also noticed if she smiled, she would be pretty. Hell, she would be a MILF. I heard Shell call for Robbie to the counter over the P.A.

Robbie was our store manager and was now making his way up from the back. I could see him coming and he was pulled aside by Henry. You could see Robbie anywhere in the store he had to be 6’7”. I was 6’2” and I felt short around him.

I could tell by the look on his face that Henry must have told him ‘our Karen’ was here. He looked defeated before he even made it to the counter.

“Fifty-Seven,” Shell called clicking the customer counter as she did, and Karen stepped to the counter.

“How may-”

Karen cut her off, “That piece of junk you sold me six seeks ago won’t turn on!”

“Ma’am did you make sure it was plugged in,” Shell asked?

Yes, I understand it is an insulting question for those of you reading this. However, it is one of the most common problems people face when their computer will not come on. That is why in pretty much every electronics manual there is it says make sure it is plugged in, has batteries etc.

Karen looked like she was going to need EMS, like she would stroke out as her eyes narrowed.

“You little... , “ She bit it off. “Let me speak the manager,” Karen demanded.

Robbie stepped forward looking like he had rather been stabbed in the balls that deal with Karen. To me the madder she got the more I thought what my dad had told me a few months ago about angry women.

Mom had been being kind of bitchy for a few days to all of us. I had come home from practice and heard mom snap at dad in the kitchen, then it got quite suddenly. I walked into the kitchen to see what no one should ever see. Dad had mom bent over the table pounding her. I turned and ran out of the house. Yeah, I knew my mom and dad had sex, but I did not need to see it.

A few days later, after trying to avoid them both, dad caught me sneaking into the kitchen for food. I had been avoiding dinner since the incident.

“Son.”

I jumped, being leaned over in the fridge.

“Son, sometimes when a woman is bitchy you just got to give her attitude a little adjustment.”

I was just staring at my dad who had a smile on his face.

“Not all the time, you have to learn the difference. You know what I’m saying?”

I nodded, even though I did not.

“I hate you had to see that, but a man has to learn sometimes when a woman is bitchy, she needs cock.”

I suddenly lost my appetite and tried to walk away.

“Travis look at me.”

I did.

“Some day you will be faced with it, so you need to know it. Let her get all riled up then give it to her. Notice your mom has been as pleasant as spring shower since?”

I nodded again.

“Good, now I expect to see you at dinner tomorrow night. Your mother feels shamed at what you saw. I need you to make her understand that you do not shame her. Do I make myself clear?”

“Yes sir.”

“Good. Glad we had this little talk.”

I swallowed my pride and came straight home the next day and hugged mom telling her how much I loved her. After that all was normal.

So, the more Karen looked angry the more I thought she needed fucked.

“Ma’am.”

“Don’t ma’am me Robert! I need my computer to work. I paid almost twenty-five-hundred dollars for it. I paid for the extended warranty and repair plan. So, fix it!”

“Ma’am you have to bring it in for us to take a look at it.”

If looks were matches, Robbie would have been incinerated. Now she had her phone out and was talking to someone on the other end as we all waited. “No,” she said to someone on the line. “They say I have to bring it in. I cannot lift that big shit! She listened again the shouted at her phone, “You are as useless as them.” Tucking the phone back in her purse her anger was now back to Robbie.

Her anger now even hotter she starred at Robbie. “I want it fixed,” she demanded.

“Ma’am.”

“Stop ma’aming me.”

“Ok. We can not send someone to your house to fix it without you filing a request with by calling our warranty number. It could take several says.”

I almost laughed; her eyes looked like she was looking to the back of her head she rolled them so hard.

I do not know why I spoke up, but I did.

“Robbie, I’m off in an hour and a half an hour I could go take a look at it off the clock so no overtime.”

Looking at me still just as angry. “Well, finally a young man who knows what the right thing is to do.”

Robbie looked at me like are you sure, so I nodded.

Looking at Karen, “Ms.?”

“Karen Smith.”

Oh god how could she be any more of an internet meme I thought.

“Ms. Smith if you want, I’d be more than happy to stop by and check it. If it is indeed something, I cannot fix I will bring it to the store for you.”

I almost got a smile ... Almost.

“Here let me give you my address,” she wrote it down. “Are you sure you can find it?” She had that look of about to go off again.

“Yes ma ... I mean yes Ms. Smith I will put it into my GPS and be there by six thirty.”

She nodded, not even a thank you and spun on her heel and left. Soon as she went out Robbie let out a huge sigh. A couple of employees and even a few customers clapped.

Robbie headed to the back I noticed Shell was smiling at me.

“What?”

She nodded to my crotch, apparently, I had gotten a raging boner pushing the leg of my slacks out and not noticed. I guess it was from thinking about Karen bent over getting an attitude adjustment. I know I went red.

“Kassie can you break me a minute,” Shell asked?

Kassie came to the counter. “Come with me,” Shell whispered as she walked by.

I followed her through the store trying to hide my boner. Shell was about twenty-two I guessed, and a Lead Associate, so I figured I might be getting in trouble for the boner. We went out the back door.

“Trav, you’re eighteen, right?”

“Uh yeah why?”

Shell grabbed me and kissed me hard and deep. Fuck my cock was really throbbing now. Which she found with her hand squeezing it.

I had never been kissed the way she was kissing me. It left both of us breathless.

“Huge cock for a nerd,” she smiled.

I guess Shell saw me swallow hard.

“You aren’t,” she leaned in? “I mean you’ve done it right?”

“Yeah,” I managed a whisper.

“Ok, you are not really a nerdy nerd, you’re a jock. But a nerdy jock is hottest,” she said and kissed me again her hand rubbing my cock.

By now my hands found her ass and I was kissing back.

“Good,” Shell said. “I was afraid you weren’t interested, and I was molesting a baby.”

“A baby?”

“Well, I’m twenty-eight so yeah.”

“No way, you’re ... Well, so sexy.”

Not that twenty-eight is old, just I thought she was maybe twenty-two. Sexy as fuck, she was petite with long electric blue hair down to her ass and big tits for a girl her frame.

“Good. Friday night why don’t you come hang out at my apartment with me and my roommate.?”

“Roommate?”

“Yeah Jenna, she will love your big cock too. I don’t think my hand will go around it,” she panted and kissed me again.

“Gotta go in, sorry for leaving you hard, but I will make it worth your while Friday. Ever had two girls?”

I shook my head no.

“You will stud. Can’t let your ship off to the Army without having that experience.” Just like that she went in leaving my cock aching.

It took me a few minutes to calm everything down if you know what I mean and I went in. Back at the counter they told me to go back and see Robbie in his office. Shit he had to have seen me and Shell I thought.

I knocked on his door frame.

“Hey Trav, come on in.”

“One thanks you for deescalating Karen.”

I nodded.

“Two you sure you want to do this?”

“Yeah, no sweat, it’s probably not plugged in.”

“Yeah, man she’s a ball breaker.”

I laughed.

“What?”

“Oh, nothing just something my dad says.”

“Let’s hear it.”

“Oh, it’s NSFW,” I told him.

“No man it’s ok, go ahead let’s hear it.”

“Dad’s theory is she probably needs a good pounding.”

“Yeah, probably right up her tight asshole,” Robbie said laughing. “Take an extra power cord with you too and hell a power strip. If it works, I will gladly give her either to keep her out of here.”

Back upfront I noticed Shell, Kassie and Jin all giggling and smiling as I walked up. I just knew they were talking about me the way they were looking and smiling, and I felt the heat all over my face as I made like I was straightening the bins behind the counter.

I was about to stand up when Kassie bent down.

“Hey Trav, have you ever fucked a black girl?”

I just shook me head and tried to will my cock down it was already starting. Kassie was a frigging goddess in my opinion, even hotter than Shell.

“You will before you leave,” she whispered so close the warm air from her breath gave me goose flesh and made the hair on my neck tingle, then she was gone.

I stood facing the wall trying to let my cock go down. Finally making it, I turned to the counter to see Shell smiling. Jacob caught it too.

“What you are smiling at?”

“Oh, nothing Jacob, just thinking about the plans my roommate and I have this weekend?”

“Oh? Hot plans,” Jacob asked?

“Smoking hot,” Shell said and walked off.

“She’s so fucking hot,” Jacob said watching Shell walk off. “You seen her roommate?”

“No.”

“Dude, almost as hot as Shell. Too bad they don’t like guys.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah man, every dude in here has hit on Shell and she just says sorry not my type.”

“Maybe she likes jocks Jacob.”

He laughed. “Yeah right, Shell is a nerd, a hot nerd but a nerd. She likes gaming, D&D, stuff like that.”

“Well, I’m no woman expert.”

“Hell, no you are just a kid. Man take it from me that girl don’t like men.”

“Ok Jacob you the man,” I said.

‘She may not like men, but she likes cock,’ I was thinking to myself. I was glad Brianna broke up with me before graduation. She said she could not stay in a relationship since I was “Going off to blow myself up.”

I clocked out, Robbie had a bag with power cord for her CUP and a nice big surge protector.

“You sure Trav?”

“Yeah, no sweat, see you guys tomorrow.”

I headed out to my truck striping out of my work shirt to my t-shirt. Plugged in the address in my GPS to Karen’s house. Finally, I just sat a minute and died laughing to myself in the truck. Fuck she was the ultimate internet meme or what. The haircut to the name, Henry was right. Too bad, I thought with a smile and different attitude she would be a beautiful woman. Oh well off I went.

Her address was at a gated community with the security booth, the officer at the gate eyeing me.

“What’s your business her son?”

“Here to work on Ms. Smith’s computer.”

“Oh, she did not leave word I will have to call.”

I waited and could not help laughing when I heard her yell at him over the speaker phone. “Well, let him in!”

“Good luck fella,” he said rolling his eyes when he opened the gate.

I found her address, wow what a big ass house. Not a mansion my any means but they were apparently well, and I mean well off.

I rang the bell, a few seconds later Karen opened the door. Fuck my cock almost jumped. Karen was wearing what appeared to be a silk knee length black gown and matching robe. I would guess you would call it a robe, open and over the gown, glass of wine in hand.

“Punctual I see, that’s an enduring quality in a young man,” she said opening the door. She still had a bit of a frown, like something may have smelled bad, but the anger was gone.

“Thank you. Ma ... Ms. Smith.”

Letting out a chuckle, “you can just call me Karen hun. Sorry I was a bit gruff earlier today,” she said closing the door and headed I assumed to where the computer was. We ended up in the kitchen so she could refill her wine glass.

“Pretty quiet fella aren’t’ you?”

“Uh ... Sorry I never saw the inside of a house this big.”

“No?”

“No ma ... Karen. My dad is in construction so we can’t afford anything like this.”

“Be glad, my husband is in corporate real estate and always gone. While it has luxury, sometimes this place is a tomb. The kids are never here most of the time.”

“I saw a family photo on the fridge.”

“Oh, wow you are Misty’s mom, aren’t you?”

Here eyes narrowed a bit. “I am.”

“Oh, I just recognized her in the picture,” I said pointing at the fridge. “She was in my class.”

“Oh? You just graduated?”