Two Sues
Copyright© 2020 by Yob
Chapter 8: A SONG FOR THE AGES. Or AGED?
Bellowing at the top of his lungs leading his troops, calling cadence with a bawdy song about Goblin girls, Erik makes a triumphant entrance on returning to Crescent City. He practically won the war singlehandedly, in his own mind.
This is what the army sang, according to ledgend.
“Your left, your left, your left right left.”
“Goblin girls are good for gobbling, eating each other quite often.
Their race is entirely feminine, so they’ve little other option.”
“Acquiring a horny human boyfriend is every Goblin girl’s ambition.
Families insist their sexiest girls join the manhunt expedition.”
“Bringing one home to meet the family, is cause for great jubilation.
Males are so rare the women all share it’s law and ancient tradition.”
“Indulging your Goblin sweeties kin, may seem a philanderers treat.
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