Frannie’s Groun’ Sc’ool - 01 - Yer Fuel Sys’m - by Jamie an’ Lisa - 1223 words - humor - hetero - toys -

Hi, welc’me to th’ first employee trainin’ film made by me fer Air Ark’nsas. I’m Francine, but mos’ folk call me Frannie. I ‘ave been ask’d to go o’er th’ fuel system on th’ Douglas DC-3 airplane. All of yer ‘re in luck, ‘cause it’s a pretty simple sys’em. So this ought not take too long. Assistin’ me ‘ere is our Pers’nel Man’ger Jewel an’ our Op’rations Man’ger Edna. We also ‘ave Copilot Daryl ‘ere. He’s runnin’ the camera right now, but’ll be on the screen later.

We’re gonna start this here inside out. Just ‘bout in th’ center of th’ instrument panel, we ‘ave the Fuel S’lector Switch. We draw fuel fer both ‘ngines off a the same tank. So we jus’ ‘ave the one switch an’ it can only be one o’ three places, Left Main, Right Main, or Auxil’ry. In addition to openin’ an’ closin’ th’ valves this switch connects th’ fuel ga’ge located directly ‘bove th’ switch to th’ tank yer are drawin’ yer fuel from. Havin’ a fuel gauge ‘s real nice. But now we want yer to forget you ‘ave it. Dippin’ yer tank ‘s th’ real thing. It keeps ya safe an’ ‘sides that, it’s fun. ‘Kay, we’ll cut ‘way for a sec’...

There we go, through th’ magic of film-makin’ we’ve gone from th’ cockpit to out on th’ wing. We’re on th’ left-wing ‘cause that’s w’ere th’ auxil’ry tank is. Th’ right wing’s pretty much th’ same except ever’thin’s bass-ackwards from this one. An’ it don’ have no auxil’ry tank to boot. This ‘ere shaft’s yer dipstick. Its a real nice smooth, pol’shed piece o’ wood. It’s so ‘ard an’ rugged an’ it feels so nice in yer hand ... so ... uh ... What’s I saying? Oh yeah, yer dipstick’s every girl’s bes’ friend. Oh, guys don’ be silly. It’s all right if yer guys like them too. We know yer play with ‘yer own whenever ya get th’ chance.

Now there’s a right way an’ a wrong way to dip yer tanks. Th’ stick should go in, nice an’ solid at th’ rear of yer hole at a 90-degree angle so yer get an acc’rate readin’. Since th’ main an’ auxil’ry tanks are different shapes, ther’re two marked meas’ments on differ’nt sides o’yer dipstick. It’s kind o’ hard to read ‘em out ‘ere in th’ bright daylight. So, jus’ one sec’ here...

“There we go, through th’ magic of film-makin’ we’s now in th’ pilots’ lounge. I’m goin’ to hold th’ cam’ra while my co-workers get naked so’s we can dem’strate for yer th’ prop’r p’cedure for dippin’ yer fuel tanks. Copilot Daryl, can yer come over ‘ere for a min’te. Very good, now ‘s yer can see Daryl ‘as a very nice, rather large, an’ quite hard penis. Let’s imagine that this penis is a dipstick. So, let’s jus’ roll ‘at foreskin back a lil bit ... Oh, dear, looks like Daryl’s dipstick’s a mite dry.

Edna, could yer come over ‘ere for a minute? It’s Copilot Daryl, Edna, it seems ‘is foreskin’s just a lil bit dry. Would yer mind fellatin’ him a bit, so it’ll be easier for us t’ roll that skin back. Thanks. Now, while Edna’s gettin’ ole Daryl’s dipstick in order we’ll ‘ave Jew’l ... Jewel could yer come over ‘ere for a minute. ‘Kay, she’s gonna lay back on th’ coffee table an’ show off ‘er pussy tattoo. Now, all o’ us gals, our pussies ‘re just a lil bit different from each other’s. So, ta make life easy’r it jus’ makes sense to ‘ave the capac’ty of yer pussy tattooed on th’ lil mound right up on top of it. Jew’l’s reads “210 Gallons US, 80/87 Octane.”