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Dandy Randy El Flamboyant

Copyright© 2020 by Yob

Chapter 5 EDITED AVOIDANCE TRAINING REPOST

We all agreed. This poor world needs a teen aged super hero. A role model and champion. A focal point for unity and purpose. A charismatic leader. Anarchy has no direction or plan. We will provide it. If I must always wear this signature armor in public, as protection, it may as well be also uniform and logo. I must have an arrogant title and an equally arrogant persona to carry it off, or constantly risk being made a figure of fun. I wouldn’t like that. Wrong. Too wimpy. I got it! I won’t TOLERATE being made fun of!

Yeah. Cultivate an ATTITUDE. An ENORMOUS EGO and ARROGANT PRIDE. Project a volatile ferocity, an intimidating PRESENCE! Easily offended and lethal when provoked. Intimidation will deter the hecklers! Or else.

Might actually have to kill a few, at first, to build a reputation. Theoretically speaking. At least I must convince them I am capable of killing them. And that ordinarily I would, too. Let them make no mistake about doubting that.

Today, fate smiles for them, they’ve lucked out. My schedule TODAY, being too put upon and overfull, I can’t be messing with puny annoyances such as they represent. Hows THAT? Ummm? Needs work, but it’s a basic startup concept.

Dandy Randy, El Flamboyant, The half Man with half of the Plan? Work on this too.

Sounds pretty damn arrogant, though. Look, act, play, and be the part. I will become this larger than life figure, because I need to. To avoid being a clown.

“Thanks Nana. Impressive costume. Really looks bad ass. I just hope, it never gets tested.”

“I tested it myself. Knives and axes won’t cut it. Hammers won’t dent it. Only fire arms available to me, are the pistols, rifles, and shot guns we use on the ranch.

I fired .22 caliber, 44 Winchester, 44 Colt, 30-30, 30-06, 12 gauge slugs, duck and geese loads, and buckshot at it. Withstood all of those. It’s flame resistant, not fire proof. Recommend you AVOID running into flaming buildings and infernos. Might not be swimming too good wearing it, either, so there is a inflatable collar, with a mouth tube built in at the neck Too keep your head above water. It passed every hazard I could think of, to toss at it.”

“I’m impressed, Nana. Thanks. Bamboo is really that tough, huh?” Nana laughs.

“Carborundum impregnated carbon fiber and epoxy reinforced bamboo is.”

“Well, Let me kiss you for it.”

“You aren’t getting off THAT cheap! I have a big favor to ask of YOU in return.”

“Whatever you ask, I’ll try my best for you, Nana.”

“Gidget is also in on this ask.

Phil resurrected his murdered wife Carla, and the two murdered wild girls I cared for. Here, in this little house, for years, and Bebe and Flor were in my care here too, at the same time. You know how much I love Bebe and Flor. I love those poor abused wild girls just as much. Rescue them please.

Bring them home to me. Phil abandoned all three in the States, when he became obsessed with resurrecting Ninell. They won’t survive alone, these girls are starving to death, for lack of cum. Fuck them as frequently as you can find time?

I know the feeling, and it’s not life threatening for me. Just a hollow ache, a hunger in my pussy.

Bring them home? Please? And. Maybe you could find a little time for me too? I’m not young or pretty, but I’m enthusiastic as hell. Anyway, I hope you don’t think I’m asking too much. The armor is yours. Whether you can full-fill the ask, or not, isn’t a condition. Taking your time to listen to the asking was the price. the only price I demanded.”

“Thank you again, Nana. Will you have room for everyone here? Or will you return to EROS?”

“The Yosei are returning home to Japan, this evening. I’ll be all alone here. Until you bring those abandoned girls to me. I miss their screeching, believe me or not”

“Puzzles me why Gidget doesn’t bring them? What prevents her?”

“Gidget is undergoing some change right now, she won’t or can’t explain. Something the nanonuts are doing to her. She’s very ill. Not dangerously sick in the old way of being sick, not like she might be in danger and die. Nothing like that, but she can’t teleport or think clearly she says. Can barely walk from bed to bathroom and back. Check on her too, okay?”

“Somebody will need to help me find my way there, I’ve never been to Gidget’s or Will’s house before.”

“You didn’t inherit any memories?”

“Not of the house, no.”

“Helena’s been there, several times.”

‘I’ll ask her.”

“What are these new additions onto your house, Nana. Part of the Electricity production? Helena’s new building, for the geothermal electric plant, looks functional, rather steampunk industrial. Your NEW buildings look like they belong, have always been here.”

“Let me show you.” Nana beams with pride.

“I’ll be back in a bit, Wati. These cute Yosei will keep you from being lonely.”

“Wow, this is wonderful, Nana.”

“You’re welcome to use this faculty anytime, Randy.”

“What would you say to an invitation to shower and sauna together, Nana?”

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