Chapter 16: Founder's Lunch: getting ready

While working at SU I keep my cell phone off. I turn it on to check for messages several times a day. Normally I have no messages. But today I got a text from Alice Brand asking me to call her.

“Hello, Alice.”

“Z, I have something you might be able to help us with.”

“And what might that be?”

“I’m helping Mel find ladies for the Founder’s Lunch. It’s held at the Towering Palms Golf Club VIP dining room. The golf club is visible from our living room window. If you can make it you will receive at least $300, more likely $500, for several hours of prep and about 90 minutes of light work.”

“As you know, I’m working at SU. I think I can take a day off. I need to ask and get an okay first.”

“Founder’s Lunch is a week and a half from now on a Wednesday. The part that makes it hard to find help is that the ladies I’m trying to find will be serving lunch nude. Always from 30 to 40 gentlemen attend these lunches. This year the youngest man is 39. The oldest is twice that. The men may (and do) look all they want. But men touching ladies is NOT PERMITTED. Incidental touching by the ladies is to be minimized.”

“Sounds like fun. I should be able to get off. But I will have to ask.”

“Ladies’ call time is 09:00. Ladies are generally out the door by 13:30. The early call time allows makeup ladies (esthetician is the fancy word they call themselves) time to glamorize the serving crew. One lady, likely you, will be selected as hostess. For an extra $200 she is the first naked lady the men see. She will escort attendees singly or in groups to their assigned seats. Then say, ‘your server will be with you shortly.’”

“Perhaps my sister, Fran would be interested. You have her number; you can say I thought she might be interested. May I bring Kimi? She is a petite Chinese lady companion at SU. She is darker than you might expect. Olive skin and sun does that. Her tits are about half the size of mine. Will that be a problem?”

“Bring her if she wants to come. I have a feeling that she will be greatly appreciated by most of the men.”

“Alice, how are we to get there? Only Ed, Marcy, and our cook have cars here.”

“Don’t worry Z. We will send a limo. Pick up time 07:40. Wear clothes. (Alice laughed when she said that.)

“I will check with Marcy, ask Kimi, and text you.”

I found Marcy at the mild side fixing a shade umbrella that refused to stay up.

“Marcy, I have just been asked to be a server for a founder’s lunch at the Towering Palms Golf something. The servers have to be comfortable serving men nude. Forgot to ask but I think the men are fully dressed.”

“I know about that founder’s lunch. I was a server for 3 years before Ed started SU. The men wear tuxedos. It’s very formal.”

“Good to know. I asked if Kimi could go. I have not asked her yet. And won’t if you don’t approve.”

“It’s okay to ask Kimi if she would like to go. Just so you know, SU will not pay you for any days you are gone.”

“Would that SU would pay as even half as much as those rich guys are paying.”

“Z, it would be great if I could take off and get $300 or $500 for a half day’s work. If SU paid us as much we would have to raise our rates so much that only those rich dudes could attend.

“And Z, just so you know, all ladies working at the founder’s lunch wear tags with their names and a number. Some attendees will want to ... ahh ‘visit’ in the days following the lunch. I saved contact details from my last year as a server. They will give you an information sheet explaining all this.

The sheet from a few years ago said:

Any man interested in a specific lady pays $100 just to find out if she has left contact information. If you have provided contact information he pays $200. (Like all founder’s lunch income that money goes to charity.) All the guy sees is your rules and cost for meeting you. Your cost structure should assume sex is involved. Then Towering Palms sends you a text naming the guy. (A complete bio of all lunch attendees is on our website.)

Towering Palms has a way of allowing contact with safety in mind for the ladies. Towering Palms will give you and the Founder’s Lunch men TP contact phone numbers. These phone numbers auto transfer. The men will only be able to phone you with your okay. And you can only contact them with their okay. It also works for text messages. It’s between you and them if actual phone numbers are exchanged. Either party can remove their contact number.