Chapter 8

Epilogue

Almost fifteen years later ... somewhere in Hell.

“Get up, silly boy! Come on ... it’s your birthday ... you’re fourteen now, lad!” I chuckled as I watched the youth rise from his slumber, not expecting me.

“Lord Asmodeus, King of Hell and Prince of Darkness?” the young man quickly covered up his junk, making me roar with laughter.

“Hey, it’s cool that you sleep naked. I do, too! Especially in Hell, where the only snow and cold are in places designed for them. Face it, I control all of the weather in Hell and I keep things just as I like them in most places ... just under twenty-four degrees Celsius. That’s seventy-five on the Fahrenheit scale, but who cares, right?

“I like it when people are happy and comfortable in their weather ... and when they feel free to go naked most of the time. It’s not as if the ground is covered in flames anymore, as it was in many places in Hell in the old days. It was much hotter and less pleasant back then. Back then, to walk around in Hell while barefoot was required, but only to guarantee pain from the constant flames in many parts of it.

“Anyway, boy, today’s your lucky day ... you’re fourteen now, and you just happen to be the last human to come of age in Hell. As you know, fourteen is the age of consent in Hell, and it’s been quite rigorously enforced. You were literally born in Hell just two days after Armageddon. That’s what we all agreed to call the Apocalypse that destroyed Earth, the human homeworld. I think that you know that your father’s in Heaven, so, alas, you’re unlikely to ever meet him, but at least your mother is here in Hell with you.

“And that brings to mind her proposal. Here, I’ll let her make it to you,” I turned to Adam’s mother, Krista, who had been a demoness since just after he was weaned.

‘Sweetie ... I want the honor of taking your ... virginity, if that’s okay with you. Pretty please? I promise that you will have a lot of fun in Hell once you turn demonic, just as I did. Yes, I plan to kill you with the Super Drain that Queen Lilith here taught us all, but it’s all in a good cause. It’s a true rite of passage for young men and women nowadays, to mate with a succubus or incubus and be turned into a devil of either kind. Think of all of that hot demon tail out there, eh? That includes your sisters, who are just dying to ride you, honey,” Krista urged her son as she closed in on him and started kissing his nude body.

“Do I get a birthday wish?” Adam wondered aloud.

“A very special wish ... for the last human to have a proper birthday ever again. It’s the last birthday wish of all time, so I’ll try to make it come true ... within reason. Is it ... sexual in nature, this wish of yours?” I asked him directly now.

“Yes ... I want ... to ... fuck ... Queen Monica,” he referred to Monica Bellucci, my third Queen of Hell.

“You ... do, eh? I shall gladly grant that wish, my dear young man!” Monica beamed, “but first things first ... and first thing is you fucking your own mother, if you go along with that, and you should, in the middle of the Grand Infernal Forum, in front of every citizen of Hell! Then, my dear lad, I will personally ravish you right after that ... I swear to you that I will be your first fuck as an actual incubus, once the Super Drain has killed you and you are then resurrected as a devil, si?”

“Come on, bro ... just think of the things that you can do to pay me back for what I did to you just minutes after midnight, just after you came of age, such as sticking the pointy end of my tail up your cherry ass! Though, honestly, I think that you enjoyed the point up against your prostate, didn’t you? Strictly speaking, I took your anal v-card, just as Mom will take your phallic one,” his elder sister Judy teased him as she kissed his blushing face.

“Yeah, well, I actually put my pitchfork up his butt two hours ago while he slept so peacefully through it all. Not the barbed end, of course. Just the handle,” his middle sister Kayla giggled at that part.