Chapter 4

Capitol Hill,
Washington, DC
January 20, 2021

“I, Bernie Sanders, do solemnly swear... , “ Associate Justice Stephen Breyer, filling in for Raptured Chief Justice John Roberts, began reciting the oath of office for President Bernie Sanders.

“I, Bernie Sanders, do solemnly swear,” Bernie repeated.

“That I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States,” Breyer continued.

“That I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States,” Bernie replied.

“And will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend, the Constitution of the United States,” Breyer persisted.

“And will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend, the Constitution of the United States,” Bernie answered.

“So help me ... Asmodeus?” Breyer nervously ventured, since there were three possible candidates to be called “God” nowadays.

“I think that’s implied,” Bernie chuckled, as he took his hand off the copy of the Constitution that he used in lieu of the Bible to be inaugurated.

“Congratulations, Mr. President,” Breyer thus became the first person to address the first Jewish President of the United States as such.

Of course, Breyer was Jewish himself, not that Judaism as a religion was practiced anymore. It was just an ethnic and cultural community now, and everyone of age in it was a demon just as in every other such demographic identity. The Abraham religions were defunct nowadays. All of them. Empty churches were busy being converted to use as centers of the Asmodean faith instead.

“How’s that annexation business going?” former President Donald Trump asked me directly just as Bernie began his Inaugural Address, all of us basically pretending the United States of America wasn’t simply a client-state of my infernal empire now.

“Oh, it’s done. Israel is now part of the Asmodean Empire. It wasn’t too hard to convince the Knesset to ratify the treaty, since it was entirely composed of demons itself. Then we celebrated with a nice, healthy orgy, of course, and plenty of wine,” I smirked while I ran my eager hands up Melania’s dress in full view of her husband.

Melania squirmed, but didn’t resist, either. She was a demoness herself now, after all. It was an honor for any demon to be pleasured and groped by the King of Hell himself, was it not? I relished the fact that she didn’t bother to wear panties to the Inauguration at all. Then again, with most ladies now being devils, most went commando when they even cared to put on any clothes at all. Half of the time, many of them just went naked, in either human or demonic form or both. Then again, some wore clothes over their demonic skin ... and some went topless or bottomless.

The whole time that Bernie spoke, I continued fondling Melania. No sooner did the chaplain of the Senate, an Asmodean priest, of course, deliver the benediction in my name, but I stuck my fingers up Melania’s asshole. She really moaned aloud now, no one bothering to pretend that they didn’t witness me ravaging the former First Lady of the United States under her clothes. It was a beautiful thing and we all knew it, just as me plowing her in front of her husband was, too.

Yes, I did that, right on the Capitol steps, just rammed my cock balls deep inside Melania Trump, prompting her husband to grab someone and fuck her as well. That someone just happened to be Britney Spears, though how Britney got an invitation to the Inauguration, well, that was a secret, of course. It didn’t have anything to do with her new post as a Special Assistant to the new President Bernie Sanders, right? No, that couldn’t be it.

That was mere seconds before I received another update. The European Parliament had also ratified a treaty to formally incorporate the rest of the EU into the Asmodean Empire, along with several European countries that weren’t members of either. All of continental Europe, except for Russia, was now part of my empire, too. Russia, the UK, Ireland, and Iceland were the only European nations not yet brought into the fold. It was far simpler and easier that way, just as it was for the rest of Africa to join my domain.