Prologue

It was Saturday morning and he was sleeping in as usual. He had nowhere to go and nothing scheduled for the day. His wife had just left, on her way to the gym where she taught classes in aerobics, kick-boxing, and self-defense for women. He had just turned over, settling in for another hour or two of sleep, when the doorbell began to ring over and over again. Laughing, he turned back the covers and shuffled his way, naked, out of their bedroom towards the door.

“All right, all right, don’t get your panties in a wad; I’m coming.”

The bell was still ringing as he started to open the door.

“What happened, did you forget something?”

When he got the door fully opened, he suddenly came face to face with a set of ‘Double D’s’; each topped with a very large nipple threatening to poke a hole through the hopelessly overmatched t-shirt that was losing the battle of containment it was waging. Automatically, his hands dropped to his crotch in a vain attempt at modesty as his gaze rose from her chest and focused on her face. His mind was still trying to search his memory banks for some recognition of this woman when he felt the intense pain on the left side of his face and everything went black.