My next appointment was with a clueless blonde for a review of her financial position. She came to her CFP appointment alone for first time. When Stella escorted her in, I couldn’t help staring at her sexy curves in a perforated white top and ankle-long, flared-bottom white skirt. The translucent skirt revealed her long and shapely legs as well as her pale blue panties. Images of sugar plums, umm pussies, danced in my head.

I’ve been waiting for a chance to seduce her and planed to use 4/1 April Fool as a joke in case she resisted. I seated her next to my desk so I could watch her heavy breasts heave with her breathing and noticed that she was braless in the heatwave. When she crossed her legs, the near shear materiel got my dark heart racing. After staring at her investments worksheet with one eye and her puckering nipples with the other, my farce took form.

“I see we’ve done well so far. You haven’t had your PITT inspected yet, so let’s do that today. PITT is a funny financial term which, when it’s out of phase, often shows up in our bodies. You’re familiar with stress appearing in the ‘pit of your stomach’ and this is similar, but much lower. May I examine you?”

“I suppose, if it’s free. You mean my feet?”

“Not that low. Here, have a cherry and leave the pit in this cup when it’s clean. Please stand as you suck on it so I can prepare you. Stella, would you mix the PITT infusion and bring it in? Now Mrs. Blew, step out of your shoes as I loosen this skirt.”

“What? Where are you inspecting?” Though she seemed confused, she didn’t resist and stepped out of her skirt. Gorgeous legs! Stella brought in a turkey baster full of the infusion — Vodka. I noted Blew’s swelling camel toe as I thumbed and removed her panties leaving her waxed mons starkly exposed in my bright office lighting. Blew’s eyes widened; she covered her bare pussy then turned to see Stella watching calmly. I moved her hands away and raised her arms.

“Your blouse will likely get wet, so let’s put it aside.” As I raised it over her head, her heavy, bare tits fell out the bottom, but barely jiggled. Stella took all her clothes away. “There, much better. Let’s get started. Hop on my desk.”

“Wait. Do you get all your clients naked for financial planning?” Avoiding answering her, I sat her on the desk and put one of her feet next to her cute ass at the edge. When I sat on my chair, I put her other leg on my shoulder and slid closer. “Oh. You think my PITT is stuck in my pussy. That seems unlikely.”

After putting a cherry in my mouth, I answered, “You’d be surprised how many PITTs I find this way. Right, Stella?” She grunted and moved behind me for a better view of the flawless, splayed pussy. Pushing my nose into the fragrant pussy, I nudged her clit and slid two fingers past the naive labia. “First thing I check for is the right PH inside you. You must be wet for that so I must get you to climax before I can begin.”

Without waiting for confirmation, I pushed my tongue deeper then licked her delicious clit. She tensed and moaned lightly. “If this makes you too uncomfortable, we can stop any time you need to. We’re almost done anyway.” In answer, Blew leaned back and opened her legs wider. “You’re still a little dry in here, but your nipples are firming into pit shapes. That’s great.”

As I fingered and ate Blew, Stella moved closer and I saw she had unbuttoned her skirt to her hips and was slowly rubbing her bare pussy below her landing strip as she watched me eat our client. Her labia were as puffed as Blew’s and ready for my pleasure later. With my tongue buried in Blew, I rubbed her clit with my nose until her breath became ragged and she quietly shuddered in her first, wet orgasm. This April Fool was mine! “That was great, Mrs. Blew. Now you are wet enough for me to look for PITT.” Her slippery pussy and stiff little man told me she was ready for more. “Pull both legs back and apart as far as you can so I can get in deeper where they like to hide.”

Inner and outer immaculate labia gaped for me as she pulled back her knees so I twisted two long fingers deep inside her and circled them around her cervix. She lurched then surrendered to my explorations. Her intoxicating nectar flowed onto my tongue and I slipped a cherry pit into her pussy. “Stella, the infusion now. Blew, don’t get up when you feel the cold liquid. Hold it in until I suck it out.” Stella tipped the baster into the gaping pussy, as she had done with so many others, and squirted an ounce of liquor deep inside. I had to hold Blew’s legs up when she felt the cold so she didn’t spray the liquor on me and the desk. “It should be warming already. Now I can float the PITT out as a pit.”

Holding the warm, sexy thighs on my shoulders let me watch her pussy recover and open again for me. As Stella began fingering herself, I pushed my tongue and nose back into the beautiful blonde’s open pussy and began drinking the mix of warmed liquor and tasty pussy juices. That was a heavenly blend I never tire of. As I sucked the soaked pussy clean, Stella handed me a small cloth to catch any stray drops of leaking cocktail. Blew began rotating her legs down, first onto my shoulders so I could suck her clit and lap her dripping pussy. I sucked out the cherry pit as I began shifting her G spot. She began shuddering and moaning and covered a scream with her hand. When she dropped her legs to the desk and recovered, I showed her the cherry pit.

“Got one!” I said in victory. Her eyes rounded wide and she smiled at my success. Was she really so naive? I thought it best to keep my tented slacks hidden for the moment. As I pinched a nipple, I added, “These pebbly nipples should soften shortly.” She gasped and closed her eyes in pleasure. I stood and rubbed my swollen cock as I stared at her lusty, dripping pussy. When she sat up, I sat and added, “I’ll analyze the pit and your PITT progress. You need to return in one week for a checkup.”

Her smile turned into a pucker as she wiped her pussy then took her time dressing. Stella held her clothes for her and Blew commented, “Looks like you have a big pit in your pants. I’ll assume Stella will help you with that.” Too much to hide, I thrust it forward. She squeezed my cock as she reached for her clothes. “I’ll umm, see you next week.” She cupped Stella’s bare pussy and winked at her then left. I frowned, puzzled, at the implication.

After walking to the front door with her skirt fully unbuttoned, Stella locked the door and put up a “Back in 20 Minutes” sign as I deeply inhaled through Blew’s pussy cloth. She tossed her skirt onto a chair and took Blew’s cloth from my face then put it on the desk. After squeezing and extracting my stiff cock, my wife, Stella lapped and sucked my Cowper’s, and my cock, into her throat. She hummed a few seconds then turned and put her face on the pussy cloth before I came. As she licked Blew’s juices, I fucked her swollen, soaked pussy and flooded it with my cream. We both enjoy the quick fuck that follows a PITT inspection vs. our usual, slow and intense sex.