Condom 7: Eva Kross - A Live Performance

If you wanted a good laugh in the town of Sunny Day you went to the Bare Laugh comedy club. Sam usually found himself in the club two or three times a year. Often in the company of friends or family. This time it was family. Namely his brother Jeff and sister-in-law Vicky.

The comedian on stage was Eva Kross. Sam had never heard of her before, but the higher than normal ticket price suggested she was a rising star in stand-up.

On stage Eva continued firing off short anecdotal jokes. “Patrick on the other hand said he doesn’t mind having a lesbian friend. I’m still a woman who won’t sleep with him, but at least he doesn’t have to take it personally.”

Laughter swept across the crowd.

Seated before a cluster of empty glasses and beer bottles Sam found that he really had to piss. Experience had taught him that walking out on a performer in the middle of their act was a fool’s move, but he just couldn’t hold it any longer. Excusing himself a tipsy Sam made his way to the club’s restrooms.

“Oops. Looks like I offended someone. I’ll never understand why men have to be so sensitive about not getting laid. Brush it off buddy!” Eva shouted after him.

More laughter swept across the crowd. This time at Sam’s expense.

Walking into the Bare Laugh’s restroom Sam found that at some point since his last visit the club owner’s had seen fit to mounted a wide screen monitor over the urinals. Presumable so that their patrons could continue to enjoy the stage acts even while they were in the john.

Stepping in front of the central urinal Sam got to work draining his lizard. As he did so he watched Eva’s act via the live feed. “You know I have a terrible love life. It’s true. I think the reason is I only date women. No matter how good the relationship is there is always two days out of the month when she’s just a total bitch.” Eva paused as the audience cheered.

Maybe it was the booze, but Sam found himself captivated by this evening’s star. He didn’t doubt Eva was a real lesbian. She had a lesbian’s build, being both rail thin and boyishly flat-chested. The comedian had chosen to dress in tight leggings and a black form hugging shirt. A clear attempt to play up the near non-existent feminine curves of her body. Eva’s hair was shortly cropped and dyed an eye catching orange.

Instinctively Sam thought of the condom in his wallet. He’d always wanted to do someone famous. Staring at the monitor Sam wondered just how strict the eye contact rule was. Up to this point he had been hesitant about trying to bend or break the rules governing usage of the condoms. Maybe a little experimentation was in order.

Finishing his business Sam gave his dick a finishing shake. Instead of putting it away, however, Sam scanned the restroom to see if he was truly alone. He was. And considering the star attraction was only midway though her act Sam suspected it was going to stay that way.

As one primal need replaced another Sam felt his dick quickly harden in his hand. Pulling his wallet from his pocket Sam retrieved the condom tucked away inside. Tearing open the package he made sure to pinched the tip before rolling the latex barrier down his fully erect cock.