Chapter 5: Clothing Optional Beach

“Testing 1, 2, 3. Is this thing on? Can everybody hear me? Good. Thank you. Okay, just to be sure – this is the bus for Swensen’s Beach. In case you didn’t get the word, Swensen’s Beach is clothing optional. You will see naked people. So, is anybody on the wrong bus?

“My list says 35 people all from the cruise ship. I bet you all don’t know each other. It’s time we got aquatinted. My name is Z. Or at least that’s what everybody has called me from before I can remember. Let’s start on the right from the front of the bus. Please stand carefully and say your name, say where you are from, and a few words about yourself.

“Hold that thought. Sam, our bus driver, just reminded me that the bus has a few tight turns before we leave the port.” We waited until we were on the main road then the guests introduced themselves. When they were done, “I would like to introduce my sister, Fran, who is sitting in the back.” She stood and waved. “Fran and I are Island natives. Please help us keep our ocean and our island home clean. Use the trash barrels for the remains of your lunch or those who live near the beach will complain and no more nude beach tours.

“Swensen’s Beach is a clothing-optional public beach. Local families use that beach. Don’t be surprised to see overall tans on toddlers, teens, parents, and grandparents of both sexes. Although nudity is permitted, sexual activity is not. Think of it this way: if your activity would be appropriate while clothed in a public park back home then it should be okay unclothed on Swensen’s Beach.

“You could be, but are unlikely to be, arrested here for inappropriate beach behavior. However, some of the locals can be aggressive about overt sexuality on ‘their’ beach. I would worry more about them than the Island Police. However, if any couples want sex on the beach you will have to wait until Sam and I get our tent setup.”

“A word to the guys: if you get an erection, please just ignore it. Nobody will care. And a warning to all: We are in the tropics. Think easy sunburn. The best way to prevent sunburn is to apply clothing before exposure. But where’s the fun in that. Apply SPF50 several times. Come to the tent for some shade. Or both. You don’t want to be the one who gets a nasty sunburn where the sun don’t normally shine.”

A hand went up. “Carol, right?”

“Yes. What about bathrooms?”

“The Island Parks Department maintains a few porta-potties just below the parking lot. The bus has toilet paper if needed. You can use the ocean if you have to pee. When the pool is the Atlantic Ocean the pool rule about peeing is not needed. Or go in the grass behind our tent after its setup.”

“The beach and bus are clothing optional. But we don’t gotta show you no stinking clothing. No, we don’t. We want naked. Let’s hear it. WE WANT NAKED! Everybody now WE WANT NAKED! I can’t heeeear yoooou. WE WANT NAKED!” My chant is joined by almost everyone. WE WANT NAKED! WE WANT NAKED!“

I dropped my sundress. Fran did the same. “Let’s all get NAKED NOW!” I saw a couple in the second row starting to strip. I handed a pair of towels to that couple and continue passing out towels saying, “Please sit on a towel when naked.”

Fran walked to mid-bus passing out towels saying, “Please sit on a towel when naked.”

Everybody has a towel. Almost everybody had stripped.

“I wish I could stay this way after the tour is over. Alas, some people think naked is somehow bad. Silly rulemaking people. Public nudity is not allowed on the island except for Swensen’s Beach and one other hard to get to beach.

“After we all get back to the port please leave these towels on the bus. Fresh, sand-free souvenir towels with the same ‘RITC Clothing Optional Beach Tour’ are available for $10.

“I see most of the guys focused on my shaved kitty. Hey guys, my face is up here... above ... my tits. Now, this is for the ladies: I like my pubes shaved smooth. I brought shaving material for any of you who want that hair removed. I would be happy to assist in any way you desire. I’m sure you could find a friend to help you apply sunblock lotion to your newly exposed skin.”

“Fran and I will be checking on everybody. We will be sure you all drink all the water in your lunch boxes. Remember, if it ain’t running through you ain’t drinking enough water.”

ARRIVAL

Sam was pleased that the ‘Reserved for Tour Busses’ spot is open.

I needed several strong guys to help with the tent. I selected several naked couples. For each, I leaned in almost touching the guy and politely asked if he would be able to help setup the tent. The fact that my tits were in the guy’s face was a feature, not a bug. Guys will do almost anything for a friendly naked lady.

“Please, those who are first out please stake out enough space for our entire group. And everyone, do not forget to use sunblock.”

With Sam’s direction, three strong guests, and a very little actual help from me, the tent went up quickly.

Once our group’s spot was reserved most of the group made a mad naked dash to the water while holding hands. I could see four couples separate from the others and start some serious hugs. It appeared that the same MF pairs that sat together were hugging. Then the ladies moved to the next guy for shorter hugs and back around to start for what appeared to be serious underwater passion.

I would love doing that on the grass with a sprinkler running. Sigh. Not likely but it’s on my list should the opportunity arise.

Two other couples walked together in the wet sand. I spotted an erection on one of the guys. As directed he seemed to be trying to ignore it.

Three ladies walked together then they all wanted to run. The one with rather large breasts started to run then had to call the others back. It appeared that she missed her sports bra. I halfway remember Bethany saying something about that. Walking and gossip appeared to rule their day.

Two unattached guys tried racing but quit about 100 meters later. Then I saw what I think they wanted to do. I moved closer as if I were taking a long route to the ocean. They were eyeing two mid-teen girls who were rubbing each other with sunblock. I headed more toward those teens. The guys both got serious erections and may have seen me. In any event, they headed toward the ocean – for erection relief or because they saw me or perhaps both. I introduced myself to the young ladies as the hostess leading a cruise ship tour. They thought that these new people were from a cruise ship. I offered, “Anyone bothers you please come to our tent.”