Chapter 5

Six months later ... at the new Tribbiani estate...

“Wait, where is my amulet? I can’t find it anywhere!” Phoebe panicked now at the vanishing of her Norse amulet that had turned the whole group into a rather lecherous lot of lovers.

“Oh, don’t worry about that ... I got it right here. Don’t panic, baby. Think that I’d let anything like that get out of our hands? I love how much it loosened me up,” Mike reassured his bride as he pulled out of Ursula for another few strokes inside her twin.

“Yeah, look what sluts it made out of us all,” Joanna, Rachel’s old boss, declared after pulling her head out of her former subordinate’s butt-crack, “I love rimming Rachel so much ... I’m so glad that I found you guys!”

“Less talking, bitch ... more licking!” Rachel insisted, as she reached around and pushed her former supervisor’s head back where it belonged.

“Exactly!” Gavin Mitchell agreed while plowing Joanna from behind.

“Now, remember, Joey and Melanie’s wedding is at three pm. We don’t want to be late for it. Proper Catholic wedding mass and all that jazz. What would the priest think if he knew that Dina just gave birth to her own brother’s baby?” Ross laughed as he fucked Nora, Chandler’s mother, yet again.

“Speaking of which, the test results are in, honey. This is our baby, cousin!” Cassie told Ross at last.

“Yeah, well, I’m proud to have my father’s brat! He’s a great man, my Daddy, the best!” Elizabeth Stevens beamed as she bragged that she conceived a daughter with her old man.

“And you named it Freya, too, in honor of the goddess of the amulet,” Paul noted while fondling his own daughter’s sweet ass.

“Well, I have her to thank for finally getting to the bottom of my Daddy issues by screwing my old man at last! I do want my next baby to be Ross’s, though. And then Joey’s ... and then Chandler’s. We all live together, anyway, so why not?” Elizabeth licked her lips at the notion of multiple pregnancies, of course.

“Can we name it Darwin?” Ross piped up as he spanked Cassie playfully, reveling in his hot cousin’s body.

“Only if it’s a boy. If it’s a girl, it’s Paula. Sound fair?” Elizabeth pouted as she did so well.

“Sure, why not?” Ross chuckled while Chloe the copy place girl sucked his dick straight from Nora’s gash.

“How, guys, how you doin’?” Joey grinned as he walked in on the group in his new house in the Hamptons.

No one mentioned the fact that Isabella Rossellini had donated said house to Joey after learning that he was the father of her baby. She didn’t want any more babies and decided to put some distance between them and her. No one was quite clear how she freed herself from the amulet, but Ross suspected that it was a Romany (aka Gypsy) witch of some kind. It would be the most likely cause of her immunity to the charm nowadays. The actress had even signed over her rights to the child, letting Melanie adopt him, because she just wasn’t up for motherhood these days. The noise had proven too much for her after a while.

“I’m doin’ great, Joe ... what’s up?” he suddenly heard behind him.