Chapter 1

It was right around Halloween that I got a taste of buying girl scout cookies that came with some added perks of teenaged panties and a wet mouth with dangerous looking braces that scared me from getting too frisky as I shoved my nervous cock into the field of battle knowing that little pointed pink tongue was eager to learn how grown-ups really do it behind closed doors and thin walls.

The Girl Scout was one of those precocious young things of about sixteen but with a body in a Girl Scout uniform that looked a whole lot older if the truth be known. Her name was Nicki and she reminded me of my first girlfriend with her eagerness to learn the ins and outs of giving head to a guy that actually had a job and owned a car just like her Daddy.

Nikki told me her Daddy liked for her to wear her Girl Scout uniform when he filled her mouth with his Daddy Dick and she knew he liked to pull down her official Girl Scout panties to lick her fuzzy pussy like a real boyfriend would do if she ever managed to find one with her crazy braces that seemed to scare off all the boys.

She told me that her mama was really well liked by all the big men down at the firehouse because she wore her Scout Masters uniform with the short, short skirt that was all right for the grown up Scout Masters but not permitted for the Girl Scouts because it was too easy for boys to see their panties when riding on the bus.

Little Nikki told me that her Daddy would even lick her bottom after she took a bath just to show her that her poop hole was not a dirty place when it was all clean and shiny like a bright new penny or a flower with a little rosebud that was waiting to be bloomed. She told me that her mommy had told her that she had a wide open rosebud back there that Daddy often sniffed and licked and even picked when he wanted to feel her tightness in a way that grown up do just to make things interesting in the middle of the night.

That girl was telling me so many nice stories that I bought almost fifty boxes of cookies despite the fact I hated the things so badly. The little darling opened up a sample box of the chocolate covered ones and rubbed it all over her ass crack like a naughty girl playing a trick with lots of giggling and wiggling of her bottom right in my intensely focused face. Then she challenged me to lick it off and get out all the crumbs just like her Daddy did with her mom when she listened through the thin walls of their cheaply constructed tract home with tiny bedrooms for the little ones.

I fell to the task with a lot of enthusiasm and soon discovered that the little Girl Scout deserved a merit badge for anal entertainment and a certificate for making a grown up feel good all over when she bent over for her bonus prize of a tongue up her sphincter like her Daddy’s cock when he was all confused and looking for a place to shoot off his spunk after too many drinks at the party and an urgent need to let some steam off.

I was regrettably guilty for buying fifty boxes at the same time. I looked like some Girl Scout cookie lover with a fetish for peanut butter and mint. Actually, all I really wanted was some time with the naughty Girl Scout eager to drop her drawers for a big sale. I hoped she was ready to do more if her sales ticket was expanded with lots of room for the sweet stuff straight from the baking ovens.

I knew she would deliver them with a smile and some special relaxation techniques for a generous customer such as me with a deserving dick that needed TLC from a Girl Scout with the right attitude to close the deal.

My little Green uniformed Girl Scout Nikki showed up after dinner on a slow Friday night when most people were either watching television or getting ready to go out for some party with lots of booze and lonely housewives looking for love in all the wrong places.

She was wearing her pretty beret and had camouflage undies that peeked out at me when she bent down to her little red wagon all loaded with boxes of cookies of all shapes and sizes.

I was surprised to see a much larger edition of my little Girl Scout Princess wearing a similar uniform but all in deep Hunter’s Green and green tinted stockings that went all the way up from her six inch high heels in patent leather black to disappear under her scanty mini-skirt that did little to conceal her control-top panty hose in green and black. I thought I saw a little wet spot right where one would expect her vaginal opening to be beneath and I felt a sudden urge to reach out and confirm her naughty thoughts were seeping through the silky fabric like sins in a confessional spelled out for all to see.

“Oh, thank you ever so much for buying all those cookies from my little Nikki. She is a super salesgirl and I am so proud of her for finding the right customers to give her exactly what she needs.”

The mother was unloading the little wagon and she was down on hands and knees on my fluffy white carpet. Somehow, little Nikki was opening up my trousers like it was expected of her under the circumstances and I saw that Mrs. Brown was pushing her free hand into her wet spot watching my big boy jump free to show both the mother and daughter Girl Scouts that I was certainly a satisfied customer in more ways than one and I was ready to sample any other wares that they were willing spread out for my perusal with their pretty faces down low and their beautiful asses up high on my fluffy white carpet in a way that showed Girl Scouts are always prepared to meet any emergency no matter how demanding and oversized for petite females regardless of age or level of lubrication when push came to shove.