Chapter 2: Deputy Perkins and Cousin Cleatus a.K.a. Dumb and Stupid Inc.

By the time we got out of the truck a few guys were about to go inside the diner, while a few other men also began coming outside to also see the truck, up close like. “William, what you are and Carl doing trying to wake up all of the dead men, all over the County in that there rig?” A man named Riley asked, us. “No, I was hungry and my Nephew needed to see where the serious men in town can be found also” Uncle William said. “Oh, is that the young man, that you have been bragging on so tough, about fixing up our old trucks?” Uncle William said to the crowd. “Yes, and this truck is a sample of what kind of work that he does” Uncle William said. They all looked under the hood, inside the truck and the truck bed as well. When they got to the homemade air compressor, none of them believed that it worked. “Does anybody have an air gun?” I asked. “Yes, I have one” One of the men said.

When he put the gun on the end of the air hose, and the gun commenced to singing out loud most of them wanted to know where they could get a setup like that as it would make sudden repairs something that could be down out in the field rather than having to drag a piece of equipment back to the barn, or to their workshop, many times. As we started heading for the door, we were asked. “You do know that you are parked in Cliff’s Hawkins spot, don’t you? You know how silly both he and his family can act?” A man named Billy said. “Do any of you see his name on a sign anywhere out here? Because I surely don’t.” Uncle William said. “Well OK then, it’s your funeral.” Billy said.

We had just barely set down, literally. “Where the fuck is the son of a bitch, who parked that piece of FORD that’s in my damn parking spot?!” Cliff Hawkins yelled out into the entire room. “Well I know for a fact that my mother is human, and walks upright on two feet, just like yours did, God Rest her Soul. My Mama’s given name has never been, nor will it ever be BITCH! I will be thanking you in advance to be apologizing to my Mama’s reputation in advance, thank you!” Uncle William spoke just as out loud. “I am sorry, as I wasn’t speaking about anybody’s mother, I was addressing the person that parked in my DAMN parking spot though! That wouldn’t just happen to be you, by chance?!” Cliff said. “You know somebody asked me about that just a handful on minutes ago, just before you arrived, trying to put on a show. I’ll ask you the same question that I asked them out there, then. Do you see your name painted on any sign out there? A sign that would be clearly saying, that you have an assigned parking spot out there? When you have a sign out there then I will be a hell of a lot more concerned where I park that truck, in the future.” Uncle William said.

“Well daddy I can just slap that log chain that we just bought and drag that piece of shit out of our way. Uncle Elroy can tow it for being in the middle of the street.” Cliff Jr. said.

“Well I don’t know either one of you, or this Uncle Elroy person, but if either of you should touch that truck out there with a log chain, please bring a hard hat along with your damn lunch as well! As it is an all-day fight that you are signing up for, because trying to whip my ass is an all day job!”

“And just who the fuck are you?” Cliff Jr. asked me, loudly!

“I am just the guy that can and will be glad to kick your little ass from here to the state line! And I am for damn sure wearing the boots that can do it, too!” I said. Cliff Sr. and Cliff Jr. both stand just under 6-foot-tall, with the daddy carrying more muscles than his son as well as a small beer gut carrying what looked like about 220 Lbs. While his son was about a 185 Lbs. at the most, and all muscle. So, when I slowly stood up, both of them sucked in their breath as I am much bigger than either man.

Well that Hummer out there has 450 horses under the hood that will drag that raggedy-ass FORD anytime, anywhere!” Cliff Jr. said, rather loudly.

“Well now can we gets some bets going on around here, about this here pulling match, then?” Somebody shouted out.

“Well I got a hundred on that Hummer! Cliff Sr. called out.

“Forget about that pocket change, I got at least $1,000 on that big ole FORD that can drag that Hummer anywhere, anytime, and every time, until I let up off the gas pedal!” Uncle William said.

Cliff Sr. had surely had not wanted to bet that much, but Cliff Sr. also did not want anyone upstaging him, either. “Well dad we do need another truck around the yard, what do you say?” Cliff Jr. asked Cliff Sr. proudly.

“Well I have got so much confidence in that truck I have been restored, and as you seem to think that your Hummer, is all that as a truck, then you and me can pull for titles. And I will cover any, and all bets in the room against my old 1971 out there, and Carl can hold all the money and titles, as I get the feeling that you fellas might be a little skittish about paying off the bets, if you were to lose.” I said. Uncle William called the Ranch to have somebody bring me my title. I knew not to start my rig until all the bets had been cast. The title for the Hummer was also produced while we waited for mine to arrive. We all agreed to meet on old Hatcher Rd., which really wasn’t all that far away from the diner. Needless to say, all of my people had to come to see all this drama play itself out. With Carl and Billy riding together so both sides were comfortable we all headed over to Hatcher Rd. the two Cliffs were more than a little bit nervous, after hearing me crank up, but it was too late as they would be laughed off the set for backing out now, though.

We set up with non-family members installing the log chain on both of our trailer hitches. I dropped into Granddaddy low. Cliff Jr. I presume did the same. As soon as the chains were taunt, even before we were given the green light to go Cliff Jr. jumped the start trying to pull me across the line. I popped the clutch, and my nearly 700 horses stopped his 450 horses cold, but it was the 4x4 heavy-duty drive train, that drug that Hummer until his entire truck was across the painted line in the road. Of course, my team was very happy, as I backed up enough to get unhooked, after all of the tire smoke cleared away from the scene.

“You fucking cheated me, you motherfucker!” Cliff Jr. shouted at me.

“I did no such thing! Plus maybe you can tell all of us out here just what exact rule that you seem to think that I cheated on! I mean you claimed that you were putting 450 horses on the ground at the rear wheels. I never mentioned anything about my truck. But common sense should have told you that I wasn’t showing up with a factory issue machine, either. Plus did you really believe this truck was ‘Showroom new’ just because the paint job looked so good? For all I knew that you had more horses than you said, or you had nitrous even, I never asked word one. I believed in my horse, and it did what I built it to do.” I calmly said. My Uncle brought me my cash winnings, plus the keys and the title to my new Hummer. I was polite enough to ask the losers to remove any personal property that was inside the truck. My Aunt Sonja took an instant liking to the truck so we knew who would now be driving the new to us free ride, from now on.

There was a lot of glad handing going on as seeing Cliff and his crew catching a real butt kicking semmed to be worth it, to more than a few people. Add getting paid to the mix, too. Let us just say them that were somewhere else will be upset for a real long time. Cliff Sr. might have gone broke trying to cover all the bets non-viewers would later claim that they would have been willing to bet. Cliff, may never live that particular loss down, comfortably. So, it is a safe bet that Cliff Jr. will be looking for a way to pay me back for the fact that he bet an unknown quantity, foolishly. That was one of them lessons that cost an awful lot to learn, thus it was very likely never be forgotten. And those particular type of bruises will never, really ever completely heal.

Andrea, Cliff Sr.’s youngest daughter had driven his brand-new 4-door Chevy Silverado pickup truck to deliver the Hummer truck title, her mother had stayed at home. Andrea stands about 5’ 6” and brown hair, with blonde sun kissed highlights hanging down to the middle of her back. Her light grey eyes that were almost white, and were both shocking and cute, too. With soft kissable lips Andrea was very attractive, with DD cup titties. Andrea was probably carrying 20-25 extra pounds, most of it was carried on her hips, ass, thighs, and those big titties, even though Sasha was only one year older than Andrea, and Andrea was one of her true friends, as both girls are very shy. Plus, Andrea is very body shy because of those few extra pounds. She had never been on a date, or been kissed by a guy. Unbeknownst to anyone else, but Sasha, Andrea could eat pussy very well, as she had been between Sasha’s thighs, many times. Seems that Andrea is very submissive to Sasha, who was keeping their relationship deep under cover. Andrea had even spent a few nights at the Ranch, but they had a little cave that they would meet at on the Ranch property. And that cave was used as their ‘Love Shack’ for most of their lovemaking.

Andrea was asking if we were ready to hire people for the new milking parlor yet. Since we were just a few weeks away from setting the place up Sasha told her that it would be soon. But she had to see both me and Tanya to get hired for the remaining spot. Of course, this made her very nervous. Andrea went to tell her family that Sasha would bring her home as there was a potential job at the Ranch that she wanted to apply for. Well that went over well considering her family had a decent sized operation, themselves. But as her siblings all thought that they were movie stars in the look’s department, and barely acknowledged that she was their sibling at school, or just about anywhere else. Her parents were aware of her low esteem problem, but were somehow unaware of how she was treated by her siblings, when they were away from home, for the most part.

While most of her family didn’t really approve of, or like the fact that Andrea had a friendship with Sasha, it was a known fact that studying with Sasha had seemed to raise Andrea’s grades basically overnight. For that reason, and that reason alone, they were willing to overlook Sasha’s skin color situation for all of the good benefits that the friendship had brought to Andrea. Though all of the menfolks were uncomfortable about Sasha first because she was a Black person, the second reason was because all of them wanted to get into her pussy. They all wanted her as a little plaything, though none of them had ever told each other of their desire concerning Sasha’s potential as plaything, that maybe all of them could use. I would love to be a fly on the wall now that they had lost that Hummer to me, then remember that Sasha is part of my family. As Andrea is 18, and about to graduate high school with no real set plans as to what she intended to do about college, just yet. Plus, she was allowed to drive the dented up old 1970’s Chevy truck, that not one, but two of her brothers, had abused before the keys to it were finally tossed her way. Where as all of her other siblings had much better vehicles bought by the family to drive.

“Take me to the cave and make sweet love to me baby. I want to just move out as my brother Cliff is starting to look at me as someone that will fuck him, as none of the other boys at school seemed to be sniffing around me, all that much. To Cliff Jr. this seemed like he should help me out, by teaching me all of the joys of sex.” Andrea said to Sasha.

“I am taking you to the Ranch. Do you have to go home tonight?” Sasha asked. “No. But I should get an overnight bag from home. If we go straight there, we should be able to avoid my Father and my brothers. As I am sure that they are going to be too pissed off about losing both the money, and that damned Hummer, to rush home.” Andrea said. And that is exactly what they did. Andrea stopped long enough to explain what happened. It was surprising to see her Mother jump in her Chevy Colorado pickup truck, and takeoff with an overnight bag of her own. “Where is your Mom going so fast?” Sasha asked Andrea.

“Mama is going to her brother Elroy’s house for the night as my Dad can be a mean drunk, and tonight he will have enough reasons to tie one on. Since Sandra thinks that she is all that, and is daddy’s favorite, as far as I am concerned, she is on her own.” Andrea said.

She may decide to leave too, if she has any sense. As my Mother may not warn her, since she will want them to still expect her to be coming home, at any time. She has already fixed dinner, so they won’t miss her too much, until very late tonight. By then I hope that they are too drunk to move. They may also show up demanding the Hummer back also. They are all very bad losers. The sooner that you get that truck out of my Dad’s name, the better off you will be. I wouldn’t put it past him to declare the truck stolen, and use the Braddock County Sheriff’s Department to try to get that damn Hummer back, since my Uncle Elroy is the Sheriff of Braddock County. Uncle Elroy is my mother’s older brother she will be safe at his house, as Uncle Elroy is somebody that my dad won’t mess with. Daddy is afraid of what Uncle Elroy is capable of.

They left Andrea ‘s house right after her Mom Elsie left so they were able to arrive at the Ranch undisturbed, or unharmed. We had put the Hummer in the garage barn and Aunt Tonya would be hot footing it on down to the DMV first thing in the morning, just in case any old bullshit tries to jump off. Sasha had Andrea help out with the chores for the evening. The crockpot had been slow cooking all day, so the roast and the potatoes were very tasty for dinner, that night.

“In the interest of all of this brand-new openness, going on around here, I need to say that Andrea is not just my friend, she is also my lover. She became my science lab partner two years ago, as we were two shy girls that didn’t want to work with anybody else. You know birds of a feather kinda thing. She is not treated too well at home by her siblings, or her father. I had a few issues of my own going on as those of us who were living here at the time know what I am talking about. I was just a little bit jealous of my siblings as well, back then. I mean my ‘sisters’ knew their parents while I suddenly had two new parents. My biological mother I would never meet sadly for the reasons that are obvious. My biological dad was a man that I thought of as my Uncle. I mean he always showed me love, just never acknowledged to me that he was really my Dad.” Sasha said.

“Then we get to my cousin that wanted to be by my side from the moment I came out of my bedroom until I returned to my bedroom to go to bed. Mama had finally made him stop trying to sleep with me, at night. Of course that didn’t stop him from trying to kiss me if we were alone, which was hard to do, as my sisters were as hot for him, as he was with me. I kinda liked the attention that he was giving me, just a little bit much. It was all very harmless, as my sisters were forever finding us before my cousin got the chance to deflower me. I partnered up with Andrea at school, and just before we became really close, I found about my birth parents, and came to grips with the fact that the cousin that I was so willing to have sex with, was really in fact my little brother.” Sasha said. “Wow, go figure that out.” Andrea said to me.

“Well it seems my little brother has had some home issues, here lately. Plus my Dad needed help around here, so my brother has now moved in here permanently, also. So you should know that even though our relationship is not going to change, it is just a matter of time before my brother gets into my panties. He is just a little bit busy, but I know that I will soon also have a boyfriend that I can’t show to anyone, anymore, than the girlfriend, that I already have. And until now nobody in this room knew about you and me Andrea, and also you didn’t know anything about my ‘little’ brother / boyfriend. The other reason that Andrea is here is because she wants to work here, when the new milking parlor is complete. She would have the same vested interest in keeping her mouth shut about us as she is on the fringe, and if what you said is true about Jeff, then Andrea’s virginity will soon be over by the wayside, as well.” The look on Andrea’s face was indeed priceless.

“You mean that your little brother is the person that beat my little brother at the pull off a little while ago?” Andrea asked out loud. He had been looking at me very hard out on Hatcher Rd., and even harder now. If he has you, what will he want with a fat ugly girl, like me?” Andrea asked out loud.

“I don’t know who you been listening to, but you are a lot better looking than you think, in my opinion.” I said. Andrea were blushing hard enough to turn beet red.

“Leave her be Jeff she has next to no experience with boys at all. She has no sexual experience with anybody, other than with me.” Sasha said.

“While I am attracted to your brother, I am not ready to have sex with him, as I am just too ugly, for him to like me like that. By the way, why are your parents so calm about their kids having sex with each other?” Andrea asked the room.

“I will answer that question.” Aunt Sonja said. “We have been watching this romance for years. They never outgrew their attraction to each other. And rather than have them sneaking around trying to have sex, and then be forced to hide it, we talked about what may happen after Jeff moved in before he was told that he would be moving here permanently. When Jeff moved in and everybody confessed who it was that they were attracted to, it was decided that taking things slowly would be better than rushing into anything wildly. Now none of the parents are looking over anybody’s shoulder to see who is having sex together, we just know, or expect that it is, or it will be happening, in the future.” Aunt Sonja said, while not mentioning anything, about anybody else’s business.

“Wow I wish that I could move in here, as I think that all of my brothers have ideas about using me for a sexual outlet, the way they look at me sometimes.” Andrea said.

Mama asked Andrea. “How would you feel knowing that family members are having sex with others? I mean Sasha has told you that her brother is likely to be fucking her at any time. Are you going to be upset if Sasha comes to bed with her pussy full of Jeff’s sperm? The same sperm that she would have just got, because she had just fucked her own little brother? You do realize that if she fucks Jeff, and he cums inside of her, his sperm will be dripping out of her, all night?” Mama asked Andrea. Andrea’s eyes got big, thinking about that question. Now whether she was excited about being served up a creampie, or dreading that first creampie, was simply anybody’s guess.

“I would really like to know why do you think you were not standing in the pretty line? Your face is so beautiful, and your eyes are so amazing, I have never seen eyes like yours before, and it’s those eyes that helps me to not blatantly stare at the rest of you, that I do like to do so much, also. So, if you got some ugly girl cousins that look like you, please tell them to come over. I promise that you and them both would find out that I sure do like the way you look. Yes, you are bigger than the so-called cheerleader size girls, but you are also a long way from the truly big, big girls. I hope that I can prove to you that you are as attractive to me as much as any other woman in this room. Sasha, as well as Lynette and Leslie have no more sexual experience than you do, when it comes to boys. I’m telling you this so you know that your virginity, while special to me, is not the reason I am telling that you are special, to me. You are the first girl that I am saying all of these things to that is not related to me.” I said.

We all went to bed with all of the girls in our group covering for me and the parents. So Andrea had no clue that Tanya and Sonja had been in the master bedroom fucking their young boyfriend.

As I was thirsty, I went to the kitchen to get a glass of orange juice. I was in my underwear only, I really had not thought about Andrea actually getting up in the middle of the night. Well wouldn’t you know it she was getting a glass of milk. She was wearing a T-shirt that came down just past her ass, making her thighs look so much better. She heard my steps on the kitchen floor. As I moved to the refrigerator she backed up until she was against the refrigerator.

“You really don’t seem to be all that afraid of me?” I said.

“I am not, I just don’t think that I am as pretty as you think that I am. My body is big all over, not just my thighs and booty. I am built like my Mom; my sister is jealous because she feels slighted as she didn’t get the big titties. But she didn’t get the super sensitive extra-large nipples either, that tend to embarrass me constantly.” Andrea said. My eyes were drawn to her titties like a moth to a flame. While she was backed up against the refrigerator, Andrea had nowhere else to go. I leaned down and began to lightly suck on her right titty, through her gown. And she was right, her nipples were big, from the get-go. And then it began to swell, noticeably, and Andrea began to moan, softly. When I stood back after a few minutes, as Andrea was panting softly. I leaned down and kissed her, I was smelling her face, and it smelled like pussy. So the poor girl did not notice the smell of the two pussies that I had snacked while I was sampling what my sisters pussy tasted like. I pulled her into the den to the big recliner, that I set down on.

“Set in my lap please Andrea facing me, as I want to lick, and suck on your big nipples some more before we go back to our beds. And I’ll bet that your pussy is really wet, right now, also?” I asked.

“Yes, Jeff, please let me go back to Sasha, please?” Andrea pleaded out to me.

“Sit in my lap like I asked you to do.” I said softly. Andrea tried to gently pull back as I was gently pulling her to me.

“Please don’t make me sit in your lap Jeff, because I am not wearing any panties!” Andrea quietly hissed out to me. When I pulled her wrist a little bit harder, Andrea quickly raised her shirt and set in my lap. “A word of advice Andrea, never tell a man that you don’t have any panties on, after telling him that your pussy is wet.” I said. “Please don’t hate me but I have never seen nipples, the size of yours, and other than a few minutes ago I have never sucked on any nipples that big, either.

“I don’t hate you Jeff, but if you keep on sucking on my nipples, we are likely to end up fucking. I wish that I had not gotten up to get that glass of milk, now.” Andrea quietly said to me, all the while hold my head firmly to her titty.

“I don’t want to force you to do anything.” I said, though I was now gently massaging both of Andrea’s nipples. Then Sasha appeared with a chair from the desk and held Andrea’s hand. “I would rather share you with my little brother, than any of your brothers. You and I have talked about this very thing, and you know that it is not about if, but when you are going to spread your legs for somebody to fuck you. Because you are so painfully shy, the only swinging dicks that you actually talk to, are your brothers. You are like a bitch in heat at this moment. My advice to you is to just go with the flow.” Sasha said to Andrea. And then Sasha kissed Andrea, and that kiss started out as a simple kiss between two lovers. But these two women showed real passion in that kiss, and it took on a life of its own.

I was feasting on her left tit, when Sasha started devouring Andrea’s right tit. Though Sasha had also begun to play with her wet, and leaking pussy as well, causing Andrea to begin squirming in my lap something awful. Her wet pussy was soaking my underwear as she was rubbing her wet pussy all over my very hard dick, and it felt so good to me, too! We kept up the double team effort until Andrea came flooding my lap, with some of the juice making it to seating surface, of the recliner. “Wow, that is something that has never happened to me before!” Andrea shouted out, with great joy!

“Well that might happen more often than you think, if you keep coming around here, and taking your panties off. Now I have no intention, of pressuring you in any way, to do anything with anybody. But if you having sex with me as your main partner, and my not so little brother Jeff, I will know that you are not having sex with the whole world, as who knows where your brothers may be dipping their twigs.” Sasha said to Andrea.

Andrea was still feeling all of those good feelings as Sasha was still playing in Andrea’s pussy while she was talking to her. “This isn’t fair Sasha you have me on fire, and you are using my own body against me, and also trying to force me to have sex with your little brother?” Andrea said to Sasha.

“No! No, I am doing no such thing. But truthfully the only reason that the two of you aren’t already fucking is because Jeff still has his underwear on. Sasha said, quietly. Andrea was blushing, heavily, unseen in the dark room, behind the truth of Sasha’s words.

Sasha helped Andrea to stand up, and took her nightgown completely off. I took the opportunity to remove my underwear, as I figured some hot pussy was about to come my way, from one, or both of them. Sasha went and grabbed some towels that ended up under my ass. “There is a very hard dick that neither one of us has ever had before. I don’t know about you, but I am not about to let it go to waste. I want you badly to be my girlfriend, but I would rather you were with a man that I trust completely, rather than see you become something, or someone beneath the woman that I have been having sex with, for months.” Sasha said.

A look passed between them before Andrea sat in my lap again. She spoke real softly to Sasha and I. “If I do what Sasha wants me to do then I will not only need that job that I am applying for. But I will also need a new place to live also. My father and brothers hate folks that have darker skin than them. They have tolerated Sasha only because they thought that we were just friends, never really thinking that we may have been having any kind of sex, at all. All of my brothers, have made it known around the house that they would love to introduce Sasha to White-man love, personally, and often. God forbid if she got pregnant, as it would have been a feather in their caps. Although none of them wanted to be in the child’s life, or support said child. Sasha would have been on her own. Just another stupid ‘Woman’ that couldn’t or wouldn’t keep her legs closed. Just so you both know ‘Woman’ sho ain’t the word that they used to describe Sasha. As I have truly hated that word, even before Sasha became my friend and lover I can’t and won’t speak it.” Andrea said.

“Until tonight I have never been kissed by a man, White, or Black like a lover, before I give myself to you, just remember that once you are inside me, I can no longer go home, ever. I will miss my mother, but none of the rest of them, though. Sasha I am a little afraid as Jeff penis is much bigger than that strap-on toy, that we use on each other.” Andrea said. “I have seen him in action just sit down on him and take your time, you don’t have a hymen to break so most of the pain of breaking you in won’t be happening.” Sasha said to Andrea.

After sitting in my lap once again, only this time her hot pussy was rubbing directly against my rock-hard dick greasing up any part of that side of my dick that she rubbed up against. Andrea’s well groom pelt of fur felt so soft while was rubbing up against my dick. “Do you really believe that I am as pretty as Sasha?” Andrea asked me.

“Yes, I honestly do. The way you can fill up a pair of blue jeans you have nothing to be ashamed of, believe me about that.” I said. Andrea kissed me hard, moaning as I was softly fondling her big ass. Then with Sasha’s help holding my dick straight up while I was holding Andrea up, before I gently let nature take its course as I lowered Andrea on to me. “Sleeehhhuuhhh!” was softly shouted out by both Andrea and me, just for different reasons. I was singing because her pussy was so slick, hot, and very tight like she could snap my dick off by just clamping any, or all of her tight internal muscles at will.

After forever, really just a few minutes I was all in as they say, as her pussy had swallowed all of my thickness. “I feel so full, and that thick dick feels so hot, as it hurts so good.” Andrea said out loud.

Andrea rose up cautiously, and back down a few times, before starting the fucking off gently. “Oh, this feels so good! If I had done this with my brother, I would have ended up probably fucking all of them just like you said Sasha, because this feels so good! I like the way you fuck me, but I have to admit that fucking Jeff does feel better.” Andrea said.