Chapter 59: The Honeymoon Vacation! Part 2

Having Fun While Lending a Hand

July, 1985

[Giggle. “It’s not THAT GOOD ... either! Hee-hee.”]

It was nearly impossible not to laugh at my ‘chat’ with Mary, so I resumed focusing my attention on Melody.

“GOD Charlie, you came a TON. I’m going to be leaking ALL DAY.”

“Do you need a cleanup on aisle one, Melody?” I chuckled.

“Sure! We’ve got towels in the ... oh GOD.”

I surprised her when I dove between her legs and got under way, enthusiastically slurping our combined juices. I heard Mary and Jamie, “Save some for us, please!? I’m almost there,” Mary flashed, “and Greg and Jamie are right in front of me.”

“Sure!” I accidentally said out loud.

“Huh? Sure, WHAT!?” Melody was looking confused, “Who were you just talking to?”

“Oooops, um, well...”

About that time, Greg and an impish looking Mary and Jamie poked their heads in the door, breaking her train of thought.

Mary giggled, “We heard Melody needed a cleanup on aisle one?”

Melody’s gasp nearly left the room without oxygen. “What the... ?”

Jamie tittered, “Would you mind if we helped clean you up? I’ll bet Charlie and Greg could find other areas to attend to.” Giggle.

Unsure how to answer, and utterly flummoxed, Melody squeaked, “Sure,” after using that word, she giggled, “the more the merrier. Go for it!”

The girls playfully pushed me out of the way and flashed for Greg and I to work on her luscious titties. After a short while, Melody appeared to be close to passing out, she was keening and writhing like someone had just plugged her into a light socket! She let out a screeching, “OH GODDDD” and went limp, legs splayed and smiling delightfully.

When the girls looked up at Greg and me, grinning, their faces looked like somebody hit them with a 10-pound cum balloon!

I asked if we were having fun yet.

Melody panted, “I don’t ... know about you, ... but I sure am! You guys are gonna to turn me into a raving nymphomaniac.”

Greg grinned at her, “So, are you glad Charlie and I switched?”

Melody’s eyes flashed and she smiled, “Oh God! Charlie is like, the stud of all stallions! He busted four nuts in me, sucked out two of them, while the last one just made me pass out. I’ve had six guys do me all in a row, your friend here wouldn’t even be on his second nut yet! When it comes to eating pussy, on a scale of 1 to 10 he’s easily a 40.”

Greg was grinning like a loon. He kissed her playfully and said, “Well, sweetie, then you probably wouldn’t even WANT me now.”

“No, probably not.” I chuckled, “Cause Greg’s only about a 39 ½.” Greg had a goofy grin. “Thanks Buddy!”

Melody rolled her eyes to the back of her head to show her amazement, then said, “OH. MY. GOD. This might end up being one of the best cruises of my life! In the last hour, I’ve had more orgasms than I’ve ever had on an ENTIRE cruise. There’s no way your other guys on this cruise are anywhere near this good, right?”

Mary giggled and said, “If you think Charlie’s a 40, then none of our other guys would be below 26.”

“Oh wow! I wish my guys were even close, I’m afraid they’re not. Have you ladies been with any of my guys yet?”

Mary grinned, “Yes, that Tom guy is absolutely a dreamboat. But, he DEFINITELY needs some lessons on how to eat pussy. It’s like he’s at a pie eating contest. On a scale of 1 to 10, he’s just barely a three.

Melody sighed, with a thoughtful look on her face, but just shook her head. “Jamie? Have you been with anyone yet?”

“Yes, I received a very nice, sensual massage from Arnold.”

“Any oral?’

Sigh. “Well, no. I hinted, but, he artfully dodged my desires, answering with his fingers and kisses on my breasts and neck. He seemed, I don’t know, um, reluctant, to engage in oral. I sensed he wanted to, but was just very unsure of himself. He was cute, though. It’s hard to imagine a hunk like him being afraid of a little red-haired pussy!”

“Well, I appreciate your observations. I am planning on doing in-depth evaluations and I’m afraid some of them may not be staying around after this cruise. The only ones who aren’t totally new are Mikey, Arnold, John, Jackie and Allie. Only Mikey, John and Jackie have been around for over a year. When Stan said how special you all were to him, I was terrified that I would have so few experienced crew members. Now I hope you understand my concern this morning, Charlie.”

I grinned, “I do. Look, Melody, I know this might sound presumptuous, but, would you want us to help you? You know, ... train your guys? Emmy, one of our guests, has been joking that she wants us to help her start a ‘sexual therapy/training class’ for couples. I’d bet she would LOVE to help you coordinate a training session or three if you’d like?”

“God, I feel like that would be asking a lot of you. Would you really be willing to do that?”

“Yes! We were given this cruise as a gift from Stan. I can’t even imagine what we would have had to pay, but I assume it would be well over $20,000, right?”

Melody snickered, “For the 16 if you? It would be closer to $40,000, for seven days.”

“Phew! As you can see, I had no idea. We knew upfront that we were ‘guinea pigs’, for training. I think it would be a blast, helping you train your crew.”

Mary giggled, “I think it would be fun. Just a second...”

She was flashing Bob, Linda, Emmy, Gracie and Ed, asking if they would be up for it. They were all thrilled, each saying it sounded like fun.

Emmy was ecstatic!

Melody was confused by the sudden silence and was looking at us with a furled brow. Her look was confusion and wonderment mixed together. Somehow, she knew Mary was talking to someone, but couldn’t figure out how. Nodding at Mary, she asked, “Is she, like, talking to somebody?”

I knew she’d been wondering, so I grinned, “Yep! She’s asking our friends if they’d like to help us. Emmy is enthralled with the idea!”

“What? You’re bullshitting me, you guys are pulling my leg, right?”

As Mary and Jamie left the room, giggling conspiratorially, I winked at them.

Looking at Melody, Greg smiled, “You’re not gonna believe this, but Charlie, Bob, the girls and I can actually read each other’s minds. It’s quite amazing actually.”

Not figuring this info was dangerous, I told her, “I’m going to go over to the corner of the room. I want you to very quietly whisper a number between one and 1 million to Greg and I’ll tell you what it is.”

I walked over to the corner and put my fingers in my ears. I saw her whispering into Greg’s ear. I said, “358,526.”

She screeched, “No fucking way!”

I asked her if that number had some significance and she said, “That’s what this ship weighed just before they took it out of dry-dock.”

She said, “We gotta try this again. Under the fridge is a sheet of paper. Have Greg tell me what the top line says. And I DON’T want to see you even turn around.”

I went over and slid out the piece of paper and it was an itinerary. It read, “Billie and Joe’s Sugar Shack on Bimini Island.”

Before my eyes even finished reading it, Greg said it. And when he said that ‘Billie’ was spelled with an ‘IE’ she couldn’t believe it.

She was shaking her head, “Where did Mary and Jamie go?”

“I’m not sure, I think they’re up to something.”

A little while later, Mary’s popped in the door, with an impish grin. “You want us for something?”

I chuckled, “What are you girls planning on doing next?”

She grinned, “While you guys are having fun with Melody, the ladies all decided to tease the boat guys until they go crazy!”

“Is it working?” Melody giggled.

“Hee-hee. Yeah. Gracie said John gave her a couple decent orgasms before he blew his load. Poor Brad, Sarah teased him and squeezed him so much he blew HIS first load into his shorts! Poor Ed started laughing so hard, he dang near fell overboard. I think the girls, at least Brandy and Allie, are a little afraid of Bill and Larry. They DID take them down to the playroom, promising them they’d love it.”

Melody smiled, hearing that as I asked Mary.

“So, are you happy so far?”

She gave me a silly smile and said, “Well yes, ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ you know!” She acted like she was twisting the throttle on a motorcycle, then she and Jamie sped off.

Melody’s grin turned serious, asking Greg, “So, do you have something you want to talk to me about? It’s about Bobbi isn’t it? Am I going to have to let her go?”

“Oh HELL NO”, he said, “I just wanted to tell you she’s a very delightful young lady. She admitted that she didn’t tell you she was a virgin. I have a feeling, if you’ll just give her a chance, she’ll end up being one of the most sought after girls on your staff! Her pussy tastes like peach nectar. What’s more, within three minutes of ‘no longer being a virgin’, she was quite eager. Kinda like somebody else I see here. Speaking of which, would you like some more?”

Melody was blushing furiously, holding her still leaking pussy, “Oh God YES! I mean NO. I mean ... SHIT, I don’t know WHAT I mean. I’ve gotta get ready for lunch. SHIT. Maybe a quickie?” She giggled happily.

Greg and I were laughing so hard, we had to hold each other up. “How’s about we combine business with pleasure? Is there a shower big enough for the three of us?”

With a wide smile, Melody roared, “Oh yeah! Follow me, boys.”

She led us through a door in the massage room marked “SHOWER”. Greg and I immediately started laughing.

“What’s so funny? Don’t you like our shower?”

I sucked in a breath, “Oh, no, it’s not that. This is EXACTLY like the shower we’re having built in our home! This is wonderful. It’s like we just walked into the picture of it.”

She aimed and adjusted one of the multiple showerheads to a steady rainshower with more intense sprays coming from two other showerheads. We began a playful three-way shower, with thick, foamy suds and soft sponges. We had Melody very excited and she climbed into my arms as I impaled her on my rock-hard cock. She was bouncing, gasping and giggling, “Hey Greg, why don’t you soap up your pleasure probe and clean my ass with it?”

Greg was grinning like a loon as he prepared to pleasure-rooter’ her cute ass. He quickly moved up behind her and began slowly pushing into her when she lunged backward and impaled herself! “I love having two cocks in me! I didn’t want you taking all day.” She giggled. “Ok, now, FUCK ME.”

I was holding her up while Greg was thrusting into her cute derrière, as she urged us on. Since I had already come four times, I flashed Greg to set the pace as he saw fit. As he started hammering her from behind, Melody was gasping and moaning, “Oh God, you guys, this is unbelievable! Oh yes, OH YES, just like that Greg, oh yes, fuck that ass. Harder! Oh yeah, fuck my tight little ass and fill me with your juice!”

That was about all it took, as Greg began screaming in orgasm and I could feel him cumming into her tight little poop chute. Surprisingly, her pussy was squeezing and contracting so fast she milked one small orgasm out of me too. The two of us held her, kissing her neck and ears as she slowly came down from her orgasm and caught her breath. We both pulled out of her with a plop and lines of our special white sauce were running down her legs.

Giggle. “I think we need to clean up again boys. We better hurry a little, I think the Captain will be calling us to lunch soon.” Giggle, “I’m gonna be walking bowlegged all afternoon!”

It must’ve been just a little before noon when we felt the boat stop and the anchor going down. The Captain announced that lunch would be served in the galley in 15 minutes and that he would like all the guests and crew to assemble there. He then added, “For this luncheon, clothing is optional, comfort is key.”

Melody was grinning at us and said, “For the rest of this cruise, the only time we ever have to wear clothes is when we’re in port or some very unusual circumstance.” She added, “The five people on the boat crew, who you’ll get introduced to at lunch, will always be wearing clothes on duty, but at night, when we’re docked, they might run around naked too.”

I flashed the gang, “This just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it?”

I immediately heard eight replies that said, “Hell yes, this is exactly what we were hoping for. This is really going to be fun.”

At lunch, none of the 16 of us had a stitch of clothing on except some footwear. Melody’s crew were similarly dressed, except for the four that were helping in the kitchen, who were wearing aprons and deck shoes.

We all got seated and the captain stood up.

“I want to, once again, welcome everyone aboard the luxury yacht “Stan’s Dream”. He chuckled then said, “I see that everyone got the memo on the dress code. This will be the policy the entire time you’re on the ship, except for just as we’re pulling into a port or a special circumstance that I will announce in advance. I hope you’re all comfortable with this and know that clothing CAN be worn at any time.

“I want to introduce my crew. To my right is CJ Lomond, Chef, as well as chief cook and bottle washer. Next to him is Brian Gleason, he is the boat’s operating engineer and mechanic and he actually helped build the ship from the ground up. His motto is “If I can’t fix it, it ain’t broke!”

“Next to him is his son, Craig. He’s learning all about the boat and he’s working during the summer. When he finishes High School, next spring, he’ll be with us full time. Unless he decides to grow out his hair and be a damn hippie rock star!” Craig was blushing.

We all chuckled at that. “Next to me is my lovely wife, Lori, and she basically does whatever needs to be done to assist the three of us. She’s fully capable of operating this vessel, can cook almost as well as CJ and will get her hands greasy working right next to Brian. I also love her dearly!”

“And, oh yes, she is NOT part of the entertainment package!”

She blushed and then stood up giggling, “Unless I want to be!”

All of us clapped.

The Captain added, “Immediately after lunch, we are going to have an evacuation drill. It is mandatory, so that everyone knows what to do and where to go if something happens to the ship. When the siren sounds, everyone needs to go to the main deck and we’ll explain everything.”

For lunch, they served us crab legs and fried shrimp, with a seafood salad, coleslaw, potato salad and French fries. The food was excellent and we knew that meals were going to be a delightful part of our cruise.

During lunch it was explained to us that breakfast and dinner were the only scheduled meals and would be served every day at 8:00AM and 5:00 PM. Anytime we wanted anything else we could either ask one of our attendants, or simply come to the galley and pick from the menu for the day and CJ would fix it for us. Looking at the breakfast menu, I noticed that biscuits and gravy WEREN’T one of CJ’s specialties.

Mary and Greg heard my thoughts and smirked at me, “You’re incorrigible!”

I just frowned.

After lunch, we had our drill and were shown all of the emergency life rafts and how to inflate and use them. There were eight of them and each was capable of holding 10 people and had MRE’s and water already onboard as well as paddles and communications equipment and even a canopy, that also captured the rain and dew for extra water.

Afterwards, Melody gathered her crew. After winking at me, she said, “I’m having the upper deck set up to join our guests in getting to know each other more intimately. Then we can engage in some ‘on-the-job training’ for ALL of us. She was grinning at Greg and I and we knew exactly what she had in mind.

The sun deck had 20 very comfortable looking lounge chairs. They were wide and could recline almost flat.

Melody said, “I know several of you ladies have enjoyed the attentions of several of our guys. What I would like to do over the next hour is invite every one of you ladies, including my girls, to experience being orally pleasured by every guy, especially our guests. Preferably by someone that the lady hasn’t been with yet. Once finished, we’re going to have a vote on which guy was the best.

I have a five-minute timer that will chime and then you will switch partners. So, come on guys, grab a girl and let’s get started.”

The next hour was spent getting to know each of the girls. In my five minutes with each, I made Allie, Brandy and Jackie all squirt. Luckily for these ladies, Greg was two guys behind me and he also made them squirt.

We had to skip Melody, in fairness and we laughed about it.

Bob was doing really well and I don’t know if it was just because we set him up, but he also made Bobbi, Allie and Angela squirt. Larry, Bill and Ed each had made at least one of the boat girls squirt. None of us did our girls, so we had to promise to make it up to them later.

After everyone was finished, Melody passed out pieces of paper to all the ladies for them to write their vote on. The results were funny. The way she’d worded the question was, “If you were to be stranded on a desert island for the rest your life who would you pick to orally please you?”

Two of the girls wrote, “If I couldn’t take BOTH Charlie and Greg, I think I would have to kill myself!” Melody said that those votes would count one for each of us. Out of 16 possible votes then, I got eight, Greg got six and very surprisingly Tom and Mike each got one. Melody looked at Allie who was blushing shyly and I saw Jessica blushing too.

Melody then said, “My first comment is directed solely at the members of my crew. Guys, our 16 guests are the most delightfully talented group that we will probably ever have on this ship again. The six guys, all six actually, possess oral skills that are better than anything I’ve ever experienced.

“Even though only Charlie and Greg got votes, I hate to say it, but any of the other four would’ve unfortunately won out over any of my guys. But guys, you’re in luck, because Charlie and Greg have consented to show you some of their methods and insights on how to please a woman. Their wives and lovers have also agreed to help.” She looked around then continued, “Jackie, tell us what was different about what Charlie and Greg did compared to whatever you’ve experienced before.”

Jackie chuckled, “For one, they both made me squirt! That has never in my life happened before. But seriously, most guys, (she was looking at her five male crewmembers) act like they’re going for first prize in a watermelon eating contest or give you the feeling they don’t really want to be there.”

Brandy gushed, “All six of our guests made sure I felt that they were doing it for just for me and that they loved what they were doing. They also just seemed to know exactly what it was that pushed all of my buttons. That was the part that was amazing, I never even had to say anything. They just seemed to know what got me going and then they went there and kept going where I wanted them to go.

“I know it sounds like I’m babbling, but, God dammit, I just hope like hell that I can get some of that every day for the rest of their stay. Oh, and Bob, I definitely have to give you another shot. This afternoon you only went down on me for about two minutes before you had me so worked up that I just wanted you to fuck my brains out!” Bob was smiling and blushing.

Angela spoke up next and said, “I think I might’ve cheated, because, last night on the flight down here Charlie, Greg and Bob gave me this ‘special massage’ that absolutely blew my mind. It started off as a very sensual massage and after about 15 to 20 minutes of them orally and manually pleasuring me, it resulted in my first and second ever squirting orgasms. Melody, sometime before the cruise is over you need to have these guys show your guys how to do a massage like that. It was the most incredible thing I’ve ever experienced.” She chuckled before adding, “I just had to have them do me again one at a time, to see if what happened on the plane was real ... It definitely was!”

I got up and addressed Melody’s five guys.

“I want to ask you guys a question, since we’re all here to learn, please answer truthfully. Do any of you NOT like going down on a woman?”

The five of them shook their heads no but were also shrugging their shoulders. I then asked, “Do any of you feel like you really understand what a woman WANTS when you ARE going down on them?”

I could tell by their body language that I had struck a nerve. Mike then spoke up and said, “I really do like going down on women, but I’ve never really had anyone explain to me exactly what to do, I’ve kinda had to try and figure it out on my own.”

I asked him, “Have you ever ASKED the lady to give you some guidance?”

He said, “Not really, it’s kind of embarrassing. A couple of times when different ladies tried to tell me what to do, I just froze up and wanted to get done as quickly as possible.”

When I looked around, Melody’s other four guys had been nodding in agreement. I winked at Melody and said, “Pussy eating 101 is about to start. I need a volunteer. My buddy, Greg, is going to narrate everything that I’m doing.”

Ooops! I had 14 ladies trying to kill each other to get up here.

Tom said, “That’s not really fair, because Charlie already knows how to trip every one of these girl’s triggers. It’s too bad we don’t have someone he’s never been with.”

Melody got this wicked grin on her face. “Oh, I think we can fix that.”

Melody ran off toward the bridge. Two minutes later, she and a grinning Lori Morgan were standing in front of us and Lori was dropping her shorts.

Greg was amused, “I didn’t think you were part of the entertainment package?”

Lori giggled, “No, I’m not, but I AM part of the training package. And besides, Melody told me that I didn’t want to miss this!”

I walked up to Lori and embraced her in a soft kiss. She smiled at me sweetly and I took a moment to look into her eyes and I instantly felt a connection.

I sat her down on the edge of this soft lounger. I told her to lay back and keep her eyes focused on mine. I began kissing her on the neck and earlobes causing her to purr like a cat. I proceeded down to lavish attention on her breasts, gently sucking her large nipples. Greg was narrating on how what I was doing needed to be considered in the definition of oral sex.

The whole time I was doing this, I made sure to keep my eyes fixed on Lori’s as much as possible. Greg told the guys that this was very important.

When I got to the area just above her Mons, I began kissing and licking this very erogenous area.

Greg told everyone that this was one spot on a woman’s body that gets ignored way too much, and gets a woman very turned on if done lovingly or playfully.

I continued to lavish attention on this area. I gently licked from just below her pussy all the way up to her clit. When I paused to flick it lightly, Lori moaned. I repeated this five times, each time using slightly more pressure with my tongue.

Looking into her eyes, I realized that she liked medium to light pressure as opposed to heavy pressure.

Greg told the guys what I discovered. You could see them all shaking their heads, wondering how I knew that just from that little bit.

To make a point, I pulled up my face and told Lori to feel free to give me any guidance that she wanted to. Lori smiled and said she would. I purposely went back and started using heavier pressure with my tongue, driving it into her pussy and heavily flicking her clit.

I hated to do that, but Lori rewarded me with, “lighter please, I like it lighter.” I went back to what I’d already known Lori would like and began putting butterfly licks rapidly on her clit. She began moaning and her pussy began to juice heavily.

I then began shoving my tongue as far as I could into her now juicy pussy, stabbing it in and out as fast as I could while increasing pressure slowly. She began moaning louder and said, “Oh yes, do that more, do that harder!”

Greg explained to everyone that, since she was now excited, more pressure was needed and wanted.

I then took two fingers and gently inserted them in her pussy to begin lightly and slowly ‘massaging’ her G spot, while using my mouth to lavish attention on her clit.

I heard one of the guys quietly ask Greg, if that wasn’t cheating. I had to stifle a chuckle when I heard Greg tell him to just shut up and pay attention.

Lori was now moaning and breathing heavily while a steady flow of juice was flowing from her sweet pussy. She said, “Oh so good, oh God I love what you’re doing to me, oh that is wonderful!” I continued sucking on her clit and while holding it in a vacuum lightly used my tongue to tease it continually. I was also using my fingers to continue gently massaging her G spot, while also increasing speed and intensity.

When I reached in and touched her A spot, Lori began screaming as a squirt completely covered my face and neck. Lori was on the verge of passing out when I slowly pulled my face out of her pussy, but left my fingers in, stopping all movement. Lori’s breathing returned to normal. She threw her arms around me and pulled me down to her in an intense kiss.

After a minute we broke the kiss and Lori looked at Melody, “Oh my God, you said he was good, but that was unreal, I may have to tell Adam that for this cruise, I’m going to be part of the entertainment!”

All five of Melody’s boys had apprehensive looks on their faces.

I said, “I’m sorry that I had to force Lori to tell me to go lighter. I did that for your benefit, so that you would know that there is no shame in having a woman tell you what she wants.

“As you get more in tune with the woman’s feelings, you will begin to understand how to read them better. I purposely went too hard with my tongue, hoping that she would say what she did.

Lori looked at me smiling and said, “To me, that’s amazing, so you’re telling us that you knew you were pressing too hard with your tongue at the beginning?”

I smiled at her and said, “Yes, when I licked you those five times I could tell by the fourth one that you liked it lighter as opposed to harder. The fifth lick confirmed that. I’m sorry I had to go harder, but I wanted you to say something. I was looking into your eyes and your eyes were telling me what it was that you really wanted.”

I heard five voices saying, “Ohhh!”

Just then CJ and Tammy came up with trays of drinks and light snacks. Everyone was told to sit back and relax.

I gave Tammy a frowning stare.

She came over to me, “You said I was supposed to have fun, well, I am. Please don’t ask me to stop?” Melody was giggling and touched my arm, “There’s more here than meets the eye, me thinks.”

Mary smirked at me, “Sometimes a girl’s gotta do what she’s gotta do. Besides, if Captain Morgan said he needed a redesign of a couple rooms on the boat, TELL me YOU wouldn’t be drawing it up RIGHT NOW.”

Sometimes I CAN be dense. It never occurred to me that Tammy loved what she did for a living. I smiled at Tammy, “If you’re having fun, you do whatever your heart desires and don’t mind me, okay?”

“Thanks! I AM. Come on CJ, we’ve got dinner to prepare for.” CJ looked thunderstruck. Especially when Melody told him, “Who am I to not grant a guest her wish? If Tammy wants to help you, you just let her, okay?”

CJ seemed to float, following Tammy down below, with a goofy smile plastered on his face.

Jackie giggled, “Looks like we’ll be relegated to doing dishes and cleanup.”

“Yeah!” Brandy laughed, “Tammy is to cooking, what Bob is to sex. She seems to know exactly what CJ wants, without having to ask!”

Melody cleared her throat, “Okay, now where were we?”

I looked at the five guys and said, “You’re not gonna become experts overnight. But, if you can convey to the woman that you’re REALLY trying to please her, that you really WANT to give her all the pleasure you can, you’ll find her suggestions won’t make you nervous or angry. After a while, by keeping your eyes locked on hers, you’ll be able to see what to do and what NOT to do. It’s really as simple as that. Also, remember, EVERY woman is different. What one might love, others may not.”

“And”, I added, “Using your fingers is NOT fucking cheating. Ask any of the girls about using your fingers in addition to your tongue and lips and mouth.”

Mike was flabbergasted when Melody said, “Do you complain when I use my hands to squeeze and stroke your cock when I’m giving you a blow job?”

With a sheepish grin he weakly replied, “Ummm, no, because it feels really good.”

I was smirking when Melody added, “We feel the same way when you use your fingers like Charlie did. I’ll NEVER call it cheating!”

I smiled and looked at the guys and said “Remember guys, it’s all about giving your partner pleasure. When they say that ‘all is fair in love and war’, this could be what they’re referring to.”

Melody said, “Okay guys, each of you find a girl, and let’s see if you learned anything.”