Chapter 31

Saturday morning, Sept 30, 2028

I woke up completely disoriented. I had slept on the right side of our bed, with Addie on the left, for the last ten years. Somehow, that morning I was on the left side and I didn’t understand why. Addie wasn’t in bed, either, adding to the mystery of why I was on the wrong side. It took me lying there several seconds to piece together what had happened the night before and why I was on the wrong side, alone in my own bed, stark naked.

It finally dawned on me that I had slept with Tanya and made love with her the night before while Tanner and Addie’s toy were fucking my wife. God, that realization didn’t do anything to help alleviate my morning-wood problem.

Neither did seeing my wife and Tanya sitting at the dining table. Addie was wearing her satin robe and Tanya, a blue, button-up shirt ... with obviously nothing underneath it. Tanner was on the opposite side of the table, just taking in the view. All three had cups and I couldn’t mistake the skunky smell of coffee, ugh, gross!

Neither Addie or I drink the stuff, but we had it there for guests, grudgingly. We’re tea or hot chocolate people. In case you didn’t get the drift, I hate the smell of coffee. I think it smells like a ripe skunk.

“Good morning, sleepyhead,” my wife greeted me. “We didn’t think you’d ever wake up.”

“Wouldn’t have if I’d known you were going to stink up the house,” I told her.

“We were waiting for you to make us some breakfast,” Ms. Sexy Tanya said. Addie must have explained that I’m the weekend chef.

Tanner got up and came in the kitchen on the other side of our little island and helped me by grating some taters while I sliced some ham. “Nice view to get up to, huh,” he said, while he was trying to avoid getting any finger pieces in the fried taters.

I rolled my eyes, “Yeah,” I agreed. Then I told him how confused I’d been when I woke up and how pleasant the memory was when I remembered the night before.

The taters and ham were on the stove frying and I’d just gotten eggs out of the frig when he asked me softly, so the girls wouldn’t hear, “What the hell has Addie done?”

I knew exactly what he was talking about. There wasn’t any way he wouldn’t have noticed the difference. “Ben-Wa balls,” I explained, “she’s been using them the last couple months. Makes quite a difference, huh.”

“God, yes! Damn, her cunt feels good.”

This had turned into a weird conversation, talking about my wife’s ‘cunt’ with another guy! It wouldn’t have been long ago that I’d have been pretty insulted and angry to be having a conversation like this, much less him calling Adriana’s major girl part a ‘cunt’.

We finished cooking, including fried eggs and set our creations on the table. When we had filled our plates, Addie asked Tanya, “So, Tawns, tell us about that Playboy email.”

Her face turned a bit red, “I got this email out of the blue...” everyone’s eyes turned toward me.

“What? Why are you looking at me?” I muttered.

“Gee, I wonder,” my wife exclaimed.

“Anyway, this email; it said they’d gotten my picture...” another look toward me, “and they’d like me to consider posing for their ‘professional women’ pictorial.” She went on, “They want a couple more pictures, first, it said preferably nudes, but bikini would be okay.”

“Exciting!” Addie said, “You going to do it?”

“I don’t know. I’m wondering what it would do to my interior decorating business ... and Tanner and I haven’t really discussed it yet.”

“Well, I think it’d be great. I’m all for it,” Tanner said.

“Men ... of course you are!” Addie laughed. “Might be different if it was you naked.”

I shuddered, “Yeah, I think that’s for sure, urgh!”

I remembered something from when I was a teen. “There was a woman in Pendleton, what, fifteen years ago or so, she was a private investigator. She did some poses in Playboy and seems to me like I heard that her business skyrocketed after that.”

“Yeah, you just want to see Tawn’s naked body so you can frame her,” Addie accused.

I pouted, “Me?” Damn right I did!

“Anyway, I’ve got to think about it. I’m not sure what it’d do to our lives and it scares me.”

“Did they say if they pay for it?” Addie asked.

“Yeah, two-thousand dollars, and it said for this kind of pictorial, there’s probably a half-dozen women chosen with a couple of pictures each in the magazine.”

“Be an easy two-grand,” the ever-practical Tanner added.

Tanya frowned at her husband, “You’re as bad as Matt.”

We finished eating and cleared the table. When the dishes were stacked in the sink, Addie said, “Tawns and I are going to the store and talk to Kayla, make sure she’s alright with last night and see if they want to join us for dinner tonight. Hon,” she looked at me, “will you check with Joanie, maybe pick up the kids for today and see if there’s any chance she could watch them again tonight, all night again?”

Normally, for an overnight, we leave the kids with one of our sets of parents in Ontario. Unfortunately, both of them had decided that this weekend would be a good time to go to the coast together. This morning, they would have been in the Shilo Inn right on the beach, downtown Seaside. I smiled at the thought that they had probably had a fun night last night, too, albeit in separate rooms. Then I thought about how shocked they’d be at Adriana and me and wondered ... The naughty thought going through my mind made me smile. They wouldn’t, would they?

Addie and Tanya had gone to the bedroom to get dressed and Tanner and I busied ourselves with putting the dishes in the dishwasher and cleaning the kitchen and dining room. About the time we finished, our women were ready to leave. Neither had dressed up, just slacks and a nice blouse. Addie always liked to look nice whenever she visited one of her stores, even if she wasn’t working.

Addie kissed me goodbye and Tanya her husband. I told her I’d get us a dinner reservation, then pick up kiddos. We’d already talked about going to Colavito’s Italian. If it had just been the four of us, we’d go somewhere else, but we wanted to show off our fantastic Italian food to Michelle and her husband. I don’t know if Addie even knew the husband’s name, but I didn’t. We planned to meet them for dinner at seven, then see where the evening went, probably bring them back to our house for a while.

After our cleaning was done, I drove to Joanie’s and picked up the kids. Joanie said she’d love to have them again. I think she appreciates the extra money she earns and we feel so blessed to have her as our sitter. She reads to them, lets them read to her, plays Chutes and Ladders with them and just seems to love them to pieces. I know Katie and Kevin sure love her. She’s a high school Senior, a very responsible young lady and we trust her completely. While we were still there and they were still watching a movie, I yelled in at them, “Katie, Kevin, you guys want to spend another night here with Joanie tonight?”

They both ran in, jumping and screeching, “Yeah, Yeah!”

“Sound pretty disappointed to me,” I laughed, asking Joanie, “six-thirty okay?”

That settled, after we got home, I called Colavito’s and made a reservation for six of us at seven, telling them that it would hopefully be eight, instead. I asked for as private a booth as possible. She gave me a phone number to text when I found out for certain.

the kids had brought home the movie they were watching and put it in our Blu-Ray player. I helped find where it had been and let them finish watching. When it was over, I helped find another one. Other times, they would likely be wanting to play in the backyard, but with the pool construction, it was too dangerous, I thought. “You two want another movie or a game?”

“I want to read a story, Daddy,” Katie said.

She loves to read to Kevin. It thrills me! “What story do you want?”

“Brer’ Fox and Brer’ Rabbit.”

We have a big Disney book with several of the old Disney stories. My favorite and now theirs has always been the ‘Song of the South’ story about Brer’ Fox and Brer’ Bear trying to outsmart Brer’ Rabbit. It ends with Brer’ Rabbit tricking his foes to throw him in the old brer’ patch that he calls his ‘laughin’ place’. The story ends with Brer’ Rabbit laughing hysterically at Brer’ Bear and shouting out, “I tol’ you it was MY laughin’ place, Brer’ Bear, not yo’s.”

Anyway, the kids love the story and Katie loves to read it to Kevin. Tanner and I listened intently from the dining room as Katie carefully pronounced the funny way that the characters spoke. Tanner was mesmerized at the way our six-year-old could read it. I think a lot of it was that she had it memorized from all the times I’d read it to them.

When she finished, Kevin ran to me, “Can we watch the Goofy Movie, Daddy” Please?”

“You just watched it.”

“Want to again, please, Daddy,”

So I went back into the living room, found the remote and hit ‘play’ once again. If nothing else, it’s a good babysitter!

Tanner and I went back out into the backyard. I had showed him a little of it the night before, but we were a bit distracted. The pool was all grouted, looking like it wanted to be filled with water. They were working on the deck around the pool, setting rebar and the bolts for the diving board. It was nearly ready for concrete, actually looked ready to me. I was hoping that within a few days the concrete would be done and they could be working on the tile.

“Looks good,” Tanner said.

He should think so, he designed it. We wandered around the yard, checking out the holes where the landscape contractor was going to build the waterfall and pond. It’s a different contractor from the pool people; they just specialize in pools. I was a little curious how much Tanner had ‘gifted’ us by designing it with no fee. I know that kind of work is expensive. The pool, kid-barrier, pond, waterfall, and landscaping was going to cost us over thirty-five-thousand. I imagine Tanner’s design would probably have been at least another five.

In any case, Tanner seemed pleased with what he was seeing. So was I. Addie and I loved it and were so excited to see what it was going to be like when finished. Of course, then we were going to have to do something with the front yard, too. Tanner even mentioned it, “Front yard next?”

“Next year.”

“Let’s measure and I’ll work on it in my spare time.”

So I found a pad and pencil and a twenty-five-foot tape-measure in my cluttered garage and we laid out the dimensions of the front and side yards. Tanner folded the paper up and put it in his billfold, “So I don’t lose it.”

By then it was mid-afternoon and we were expecting our girls back any time.

When they did come home, almost four-thirty, they packed in bags from the Shift Boutique. When Addie saw the shocked expression on my face, she gave me a short peck on the lips and said, “You didn’t expect us to wear old rags to meet Michelle tonight, did you?”

‘Old rags’? Her closet is full of beautiful clothing! I know from experience that Tanya’s is, too, and she undoubtedly brought plenty with her. Ah well, women!

Once it was all carried in the house, she told me, “Kayla said they can’t make it, they had made plans with Ethan’s parents tonight.” She went on, “She was disappointed, though, wished they hadn’t. Said she and Ethan loved last night ... sold two clocks while I was there, too!”

Cool, two of those Rhythm clocks is almost five-hundred bucks in our pockets. Note to self – order more clocks, those things are a gold mine!

I was mostly pleased that Kayla and Ethan weren’t upset about last night, though. I was a little afraid that during the light of day, it might have seemed a bit much to them for their first time. I remembered being a little scared the day after we first met T&T, had that strip-poker game, and I watched Tanner fuck my wife the first time. Of course, that was when I learned about Adriana having that two-year sex-affair with Tanner, too.

It was later than I expected to let them know, but I texted Colavito’s that there would only be six at dinner and told Addie that we were dropping the kids off at Joanie’s at six-thirty. She and Tanya looked at their watches and realized they only had a little over an hour to get ready. I figured it would take Tanner and me all of ... what, fifteen minutes or so?

Well, actually, it was ten minutes later that Tanner and I were dressed and ready to go. Addie had made me wear a dress shirt and pants, but at least no tie. Tanner and I had already shaved, brushed teeth, combed hair etc, because we knew once Addie and Tanya took over the bathrooms that would be it. She had my clothes laid out on the bed for me. I guess that even after this long, my wife doesn’t trust my sense of fashion. I can’t imagine why.

Tanner and I waited, as we’d grown accustomed to doing when our wives were together and getting ready to go out. I made sure the kids had a bag packed each, along with books, toys, and a few movies, including the ‘Goofy Movie’. They’d only watched it twice that day. Probably once or twice more would be the limit until tomorrow.

We were waiting and I decided it would make more sense for me to load the kids and take them to Joanie’s. I hollered toward the bedroom, “I’m taking the kids, be right back,” and got a muffled ‘okay’.

Tanner carried their bags to the Honda and I strapped them both into their seats, then Tanner came along and we drove the five minutes to Joanie’s.

I hugged them both goodbye and as soon as I let them go, they went tearing into the house past Joanie. “So reluctant to spend the night with you,” I laughed. Joanie laughed about it as well. “Oh, this is our friend, Tanner, he’ll be sleeping with Adriana, tonight, but probably not much sleeping.” NOT! No, I didn’t say that but caught myself laughing about thinking about saying it.

“See you in the morning, what time you want us to pick them up?” I asked her.

“Whenever; we’ll be here, no rush,” she said. I unloaded the car seats and left them on their porch, just in case.

It was six-twenty when we got back to the house. T&A were still not in the living room waiting for us.

It was another ten minutes before we heard the bedroom door opening, and in walked our wives. Wow! Every time, it seemed that the two of them were more beautiful than the last time. Addie was wearing a black dress; a wrap-around, strapless silk with obviously no bra underneath it. It was short, oh so short and perfect with the tiny bulge of her baby bump. Her legs were covered with smoky-black, sheer stockings and silver heels.

She had on large, silver hoop earrings and a matching necklace and bracelet. God, she looked good!

Tanya was in a shimmering red, mini-dress, her nipples poking through the scarlet silk; with her golden hair flowing down over and in front of her bare shoulders.

God, these two women looked good! Smelled good, too! I think they wanted to impress their future friend ... or maybe her husband. They sure as hell had Tanner and me impressed, my cock was already hard as a stone pillar. Tanner’s eyes were as big as mine, and his cock probably bigger than mine.

Addie climbed in the front seat beside me and Tanya beside Tanner. Apparently, to meet their ‘mystery woman’, they wanted their actual husband-partner. Fine with me, I could go anywhere with this beauty beside me.

We were at Colavito’s about ten minutes early and Michelle wasn’t there yet. I gave the hostess, an older woman in a beautiful, long dress, my name and she escorted us to a large, back-corner booth that was already beautifully set for six. It had a white tablecloth, two burning candles for light to go with the very dim house-lights and a beautiful flower arrangement in the center.

She asked us if we would like anything to drink; I asked for ice tea, Addie for strawberry lemonade and both T&T some kind of mixed drink.

A moment later, the same hostess escorted another couple to our booth, apparently, the mysterious, and I would add, gorgeous, Michelle and her husband. She was wearing a short, leather turquoise dress, Indian beadwork down both sides of the deep, V-neckline and around the waist. Both Addie and Tanya excitedly jumped up and gave her a big hug.

“Isn’t that the same dress?” Addie asked her, “It’s so beautiful.”

Sexy, too, I thought!

She stood back and did a little ‘modeling’. “Yours are both beautiful, too.”

So this is the woman that Addie told me about that night and had been obsessing about the last several weeks; a little older than us, I’d guess five or ten years. Her husband looked a little older yet. If I had to guess, I’d put her at forty and him at forty-five, but a good age-guesser I am not. She still looked damned good, though: long, sexy legs; flat tummy under her tight dress; nice boobs; beautiful, long, golden-blonde hair – a lot like Tanya’s; and that face! Her smile was lighting the room. Just looking at her made my cock throb to attention. I could see why Adriana has been obsessing about her, and she’d have been Twelve years younger when they met her that night.

Tanner and I stood to greet our guests, shaking hands with her husband, Robert, he was introduced as; then receiving a big hug from Michelle.

Tanya and Addie were babbling when we sat back down, showering Michelle with questions. Their excitement was interrupted by Alessandro, our waiter. “Ahh, my beautiful ladies have returned, with your gentlemen,” he cooed at Tanya and Addie, “Ciao,” (hello in Italian, I’d learned) “and you brought me another beautiful lady to shower with my affection. Buona sera le mie belle signore,” (good evening my beautiful ladies), as he bowed and blew each an air-kiss.

“I apologize, but I don’t recall you gentlemen’s names, but I believe the ladies are Adriana and Tanya ... my name is Alessandro, and may I have the privilege of knowing this beautiful lady’s name?” addressing Michelle and Robert. I was impressed. It had been nearly three months since we’d been here and he remembered our wives names? Guess I could forgive him for not remembering mine or Tanner’s; we’re not nearly so good-looking.

Michelle seemed pleased with his flirting, by her smile, “It is Michelle, Alessandro, and I’m happy to know you,” she said, going on, “and my husband’s name is Robert.”

“Ah forgive me, I sometimes get caught up in the beauty of a woman, forgetting that she is accompanied. Welcome to you both to our little ristorante.” His smile was so sincere that his little gaffe was ignored. He sat down our four drinks in front of us, somehow knowing whose was whose, even though he wasn’t the one who had taken the order, then asked, directing his question at Michelle and Robert, “What would you beautiful people like to drink?”

Robert’s my kind of guy, he asked for ice tea. Michelle asked for Chianti. “Ahh, excellent, belle signora,” he said.

As soon as he left, Tanner spoke, laughing, “We may get out of here without him making love with our ladies.” The rest of us joined in his laughter, “but then again, we may not,” he added.

With Alessandro’s flirting, the excited babbling from Tanya and Adriana had died down and Tanya asked Michelle, “We’ve been dying to know, how did you meet Jeremy? He was a different guy after that night, so much more confident in himself.”

Michelle smiled, obviously pleased, “I hoped so, I really liked him,” Addie and Tanya stayed quiet, obviously waiting for the answer to Tawn’s question. “As far as how I met him, it’s actually a long story ... let’s just say that I had an internet site and his mom sent me an e-mail asking if I would be his date on his twenty-first birthday.”

I think I would have liked to have heard the ‘long’ version but stayed quiet.

“Robert and I met them for lunch in Ellensburg and I really liked him so I agreed ... and if you’re wondering, no, it wasn’t a ‘paid’ date. It was a real date with a young man both Robert and I liked ... that I hoped I could help him shed the shell he was hiding in.”

Addie screwed up her face a little bit, like she was thinking, “Well, it worked, but his birthday was over a month before that night.”

Alessandro brought the new drinks, along with two loaves of hot bread, smelling like they were fresh out of the oven, and our menus. He waited for Michelle to take a sip of her wine, which she announced was ‘wonderful’.

His smile spread across his entire face, and he said he’d return shortly to take our orders.

We ignored the menus for the time being, while Michelle went on with her story, “We went out on his birthday, had a wonderful dinner, then the amusement park in The Seattle Center, then ... you can use your imagination ... let’s just say I showed him how to please a woman.” She smiled, that smile could melt an entire iceberg, plus her voice was so goddam sexy! “He was a good student!”

“Then he called me a few weeks later and asked if I’d be his date at his dorm’s dance. Obviously, I agreed ... very happily, I might add.”

“There you have it, you were there that night,” she looked around the table, specifically at me, “well most of you, anyway.”