Disclaimer: Warner Brothers and their studio partners own the show and characters depicted in the show. All similarities to persons living or dead are pure coincidence. All characters are eighteen years-old.
Warning: Do not read this story if you are under eighteen years of age. All characters appearing in this story are eighteen years of age or older. This story is a parody and the story begins with girls behaving badly. Rory is accosted and pulled into an in impromptu meeting. A coup held in preparation to remove Paris as editor of the school paper. Her demands and constant re-writes have caused a mutiny among the staff and they try to bully Rory into supporting them.