“Look, Vijay, that’s one hell of a funny April Fool’s joke, but come on, that’s pretty obvious! There’s just no motherfucking way that you’re not either just too drunk to think or messing with me again. You’ve been dating my sister for how many months now, and you honestly want me to think that you’re cool with me pumping her sweet ass? Even if you are, what about her thoughts, buddy? I think that she should have some input into who gets to stick his dick into her holes, especially that one!” I rocked with laughter as I answered my sister’s boyfriend.

I dismissed my best friend Vijay’s supposed April Fool’s prank, given that my sister Candace and he had been dating for a while now ... Hell, I had basically sent her his way to get her off my radar! My growing incestuous lust for Candace really troubled me, so I figured that if she were dating my best friend, the taboo elements would converge to make it an absolute impossibility from her end, even if not my own. I wanted her, but I didn’t want to want her, you see. It was just wrong ... I mean, she was almost a niece or daughter as well as a little sister to me. Mom had left her in my hands so much in her later years that I had really raised the brat myself. I was sure that she saw me only as a brother and not in any other way.

That was when Candace produced her shocker, “Actually, it was my idea, because Vijay doesn’t like anal. It’s no joke, Dan. I love you, but I’m also in love with you. I can’t give you my pussy, though, since that’s Vijay’s. My bottom is another matter. It’s a mix of religious taboo and germophobia, I think, but the idea of anal is really a squick for him. On the other hand, he still enjoys my twat, not to mention my breasts, so we’ve agreed that my cunt is off-limits for life. So, you have your hole, Vijay has his, as is his right as my future husband, and my mouth is another matter altogether. I own it and can assign it as I please.”

“And he’s fine with that? Fascinating. Not that I mind, though it’s interesting that you speak as if I actually own your cute butt, sis,” I grinned as I noted that choice of words.

“That’s because you do, bro. Vijay also understands that I love both of you and this is a damn good way to make this work. The booty is yours, the pussy is his. I’m going to love having both of you use me and fuck me and everything. There is another complication, though,” Candace said, winking as she looked up behind me from the loveseat, where she sat with Vijay.

I turned around and there was Vijay’s sister, Radha, who smiled at me as she walked over and planted a very wet and eager kiss on Candace’s lips, followed by mine. She then knelt, opened my bathrobe, and slid her tongue around my exposed, circumcised cock. I was very stunned, especially once Radha took me deep inside her mouth and really got busy sucking me off. I found my hands roaming the waves of her lovely, jet-black hair as she sucked and licked my dick with a hunger that I had never guessed from our past, purely social connection.

“As you can see, Radha likes you a lot, too, but she also likes me. So, here’s what we propose. You marry Radha, she and I become lesbian lovers, though we’re both bi, not gay, and I become your permanent anal slut while married to Vijay. My mouth will be hers, you see. Vijay, of course, is a very old-fashioned guy in many ways and has no interest in sodomy, incest, or anything of the sort, though he loves to watch. That’s his kink: voyeurism. He thinks that those things are sexy, but he’d rather watch them than do them, for reasons that only he can explain,” Candace clarified, before letting Vijay get in a word edgewise.

“Yes, with the buggery, it’s just ... unclean and against my personal preferences, not to mention my personal beliefs, not that I expect everyone or even all Hindus to agree with me. Still, watching it is a bit of a turn-on at times. Personally, I also feel that there’s no reason to object to the lesbian stuff, as Radha and Candace have a special bond that I cannot match or provide. It’s a beautiful thing, really, the love between two women, something in which I don’t agree with most swamis. Even if I wanted to bed another woman, I can’t bring myself to commit incest, even if I’m okay with Candace and Dan doing so.

“Basically, though, I’m a one-woman man. I’m monogamous, but I understand that Candace loves both Dan and me. She’s poly. I’m not. It’s not that I want to be a cuckold, not in the usual sense, nor would I condone Candace putting out for half the city, but this is different. I don’t think of myself as a cuckold in this case. I prefer to think of it as being true to myself while accepting of others who are true to themselves, too. I have no desire for creampies, to suck cocks, or the whole chastity scene.

“I simply have no need or desire for another person of either sex, to be clear. All that I want is Candace. All that I love is Candace. All that I need is Candace. She is my ideal woman, more than enough for me. Period. End of story. No one else. Furthermore, I’m no submissive. In some ways, I have more power and in some ways she does. It doesn’t matter. I am confident enough to go after what I want and who I want, which just happens to be the woman of my dreams, Candace, my future bride.

“I want to marry her, I want her to have her girlfriend, who happens to be my sister, I want her to have her love affair with her brother, and I want my sister to marry Dan. This way, it’s win-win-win-win. Everybody wins. That’s my take on this,” Vijay explained to us.

“Jesus fucking Christ, man! But if you ever fall in love with a second person, that door should be left open to you. I think that’s only fair, just in case,” I observed, thinking as well as one could while a gorgeous Indian woman sucked one’s cock.

“I agree. No matter how sure Vijay is, and he might be right, let’s leave the opening there for him. Just in case. I won’t be upset. Face it, it’s flattering as hell, of course, that he’s only into me for now, but I want him to be happy. If he’s happier monogamous, good, but if that changes, he should have the freedom to change with it. I love him too much to force poly on him, but also too much to keep him mono against his will. I would never make a cuck of him. Never! I will never treat him like one. Period! I don’t care that he likes to watch! I like that he’ll never have to worry about creampies or sloppy seconds, since they would only humiliate him!

“I love each of you in your own special ways and I would never do anything to hurt any of you, not intentionally at least. I hope that is clear to all. I worship each of you, but for different reasons, and I want to make each of you as happy as you make me! My mouth belongs to Radha, my pussy belongs to Vijay, my ass belongs to Dan, and my breasts belong to each of you! Please tell me that it’s okay with you to share Radha with me, Dan!” Candace declared before turning to me as Radha sucked me hard.

“Of course, it is, sis! If you’re sharing me with her and Vijay is sharing you with me, why shouldn’t I share her with you? That’s only fair and that’s part of why I believe that Vijay should always have the choice to change his mind about monogamy,” I agreed gladly and freely, wanting others to at least have the same freedom as me, whether they exercised it or not.

“Very true, but I will never change my mind. Still, I appreciate the gesture, knowing that I can if I wish. I like having the option recognized, whether I use it or not. Thank you for understanding and for taking my sister and your sister to bed as well. Double wedding?” Vijay offered, even as Candace planted herself on him on the loveseat and began riding him.

“On one condition: no use of ‘forsaking all others’ in any of the vows. That way, if you do change your mind, you’re not breaking your word. I refuse to be a hypocrite by promising monogamy and I refuse to be a party to hypocrisy, either. You’re my best friend and I won’t put you in that position,” I insisted, even as I slid my cock into Radha from behind and started fucking her in the prone position, much to her gratification.

“Oh, God, I’m not a virgin anymore!” Radha announced, indicating that she had been, which would explain how tight she was, and damn was she ever!

“Too painful?” I asked her sincerely, not wishing to ruin sex for her on the first time.

“It hurts, but I love it! Keep it up, please!” Radha pleaded with me, making it clear that she was mine now.

I continued fucking Radha for a good while, even as Vijay took Candace from below, each of us guys doing our best for our women, just as they did for us. There was no question but that Radha had it bad for me, judging from how delighted she was with every thrust, welcoming my strokes inside her as I took her good and hard. Far from wanting it to be gentle, as was usual for a virgin, Radha seemed really hooked on the act, and then it occurred to me ... she wasn’t a virgin at all! This was at least one April Fool’s joke right there. I didn’t honestly care, of course, but still, it was amusing that she felt the need to play the role of a maiden this time around.

While I kept using Radha in that position, Candace rode Vijay much harder than before, bouncing eagerly on his cock and taking him deeper into her twat. She put the cowgirl in “cowgirl style” for sure, and God, her ass looked as delicious in its own way as Radha’s did below me! Both ladies bucked their hips wonderfully as they squeezed our dicks with maximum intensity, clenching us in ways sure to milk our balls with their tight, delightful cunts. We reveled in the lovely wetness and warmth of their twats, unable to hold back, even as they creamed themselves on our dicks.