Chapter 26: Walking on Air

“As I said” began Miss Ferguson, “I shan’t keep you long. All I want to do is to briefly congratulate you, Mr Reznik!”

Jared looked up quickly from Katrina Bartell’s vagina and said, “You want to ... you want to congratulate me! For what?”

Jared’s surprise was totally unfeigned. He hadn’t the faintest idea what the woman was on about. Katrina Bartell then interjected with, “You’ve only been here for one day and already you’ve created quite a stir. Not many teachers - substitute or otherwise can boast of that!”

Jared still looked totally confused as his eyes shifted back and forth between the two naked women before him.

Miss Ferguson then continued with this, “I’ve had several parents ringing me up already just this morning wanting to know who the new teacher is and what was it he did in class to get their sons and daughters so fired up about some math assignment they were set this week. One parent even finished the call by wishing me a Happy Ejaculation ... whatever the hell that means!”

The president of BSC at that point just leaned back in her big leather, swivel chair and smiled at Jared as her broad bosom heaved up and down with each breath. After a while she said, “I usually frown open sexual displays like masturbation during classes - for teacher and student alike. The girls might all be naked here but we still must carry on with the education side of things as normally as is possible and masturbation, or even sexual intercourse for that matter, do not usually present themselves as the usual fair for normal class practice. Our Presenting Classes would most definitely be the exception to all that but everything else is designed to run along just like it would in any other college across the continent. Anyway, I say all that just to let you know that somehow you have turned that on its head and used your own masturbation display to inspire a whole class of kids in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. So I just wanted to congratulate you for that and hope that the rest of the week goes just as well for you.”