Chapter 17

Jenna and Joanna, of course, didn’t get to watch the video until after Joanna was moved out of the ICU and began the process of release from the hospital. Still, it seemed to entertain both of them while they waited. I had, of course, in my enthusiasm forgotten that cell phones are banned from most of the significant areas of a hospital. Even so, Jenna and Joanna thought of it as a very sweet gesture, as indicated by the video that Joanna sent me after she got into Jenna’s Ford Ranger and Jenna drove her sister to a Burger King for breakfast on her way home.

“It’s just me, Joanna. Jenna, of course, is busy driving and we’re almost at Burger King. Thankfully, she made sure that when I was released, I’d have some nice skirts and blouses to replace my hospital gown. Oh, by the way, two doctors, one nurse, and an admissions clerk all flirted with me, not even counting the ones that flirted with Jenna.

“Anyway, that video was very hot, I must confess. Jenna and I really enjoyed it. I think that she wants to move in ASAP, just so she can partake of the daily fun. I’m with her on that. I couldn’t get anyone to remove my balls yet, but they were very sympathetic and recommended some doctors to explore my transition. We’re going to stop by her place, collect her stuff, and then head straight over to you.

“I won’t be able to do much sexually, of course, not yet, given my present shape, but Jenna has assured me that you’ll understand and be considerate of my trauma and recovery. I promise that we’ll work as soon as we’re able to and that we’ll babysit the kids, too, when needed. Angel told me this morning, incidentally, that she wants to reconsider the divorce. She said that Chrissy and she both recognize that I’m female and ... well, let’s just say that they want to explore that side of things. Any chance that they could live with us?

“Arlen, on the other hand, dumped me, but I completely get it. It hurts, but I always knew that he was a full-blown homosexual. I’m not stunned at all by that, even if it’s painful. If he wants to move in, too, or still wants to visit his old mansion, hey, I’m all for that as well. He did promise me that as soon as we could all get moved into his old family place, he’d turn it over to you, Dan. That much hasn’t changed, naturally. It would be nice not to be so crowded, babe.

“Anyway, here we are. Burger King. Nice chance to get some meat, right? I can’t eat too much, though. Don’t want to ruin my girlish figure. Yeah, I know. I know. You’ll love me just the same, all of you. I’m so glad that we’re lovers now instead of rivals. It’s like that song by Culture Club, Karma Chameleon, right?

“Like the lip gloss? Makes me feel nice and pretty, though these heels will take some adjustment, I can tell you that much. Maybe I shouldn’t be wearing them so soon after being released from the hospital, but, hey, lovers, it’s my first real chance to decide what I want to wear as a woman! Ciao!” Joanna actually blew a kiss at the camera, diva-style.

Lisa and I laughed pretty loudly at that, scant minutes after we came back after we dropped the kids off at school. Holly minded the shop half of the day with help from Monica, and afterward both came here, while Shelly and Jaime finished the shift. Evidently, they were set to appear here as well, but I had by now chosen to let bygones be bygones with Jaime. I still wasn’t attracted to him, but I wasn’t going to try to keep others away from fucking him, not even Lisa if she wanted his dick inside her again. We had changed so much for the better since that Saturday night, after all. In less than a week, mortal enemies had become friends, and in some cases, even lovers. It was amazing how life could change one’s perspective in so little time.

I had also decided that when the little ones finished with school, we would sit them down, properly dressed, and explain that things had changed, more or less permanently, in our family and household. I wouldn’t go into details yet, but I would let them know that they were still loved, that now they would have far more adult supervision, but also far more love and attention, however long they lived under my roof.

“Yes, they must already suspect that some things have changed. Might as well get in first and help it make more sense to them, rather than have them fearful of their future. Children like some stability and predictability about their future, after all. I want them to be happy, feel secure, and know that we love them, no matter what. I want to show our neighbors and such that we can have a happy, healthy family that isn’t traditional or nuclear or monogamous or any of those things. I want to prove that you can be great parents and still fool around with lots of people, right?” Lisa told me as we snuggled up on the couch, just seconds before Mary joined us there, putting her head on my shoulder.

“My sentiments exactly, babe. Your thoughts, Mare?” I asked Mary.

“Are you kidding? I love the kids and I want them to be as happy as possible. I want all of us joyful and all that jazz. I hope that they will see me as an aunt, just as they do with Missy here. I hope that you breed me properly and give them some brothers and sisters, just as you do with the others. That would be terrific. I love seeing that you’ve bred Michelle, by the way. I can’t wait to see her baby bump grow, especially while mine does. Same with Missy and Amber, right?” Mary confessed, kissing my neck while Lisa snuggled with me, and David, Amber, Michelle, and Missy, all of whom had taken the day off, all winked at us.

Quite how it happened, I’m not sure even now, but I was soon balls deep inside Mary, a nice, busty blonde who wasn’t about to refuse or deny me anything. She made that evident in the way that she kissed me while we fucked, even as the others made full use of their well-earned, badly needed vacation to enjoy each other. In fact, most of the family decided that day that it was high time that we did take such a vacation together, to fully experience and enjoy each other before settling into our new routines.

“I really am sorry that we fooled around behind your back. We should have just seduced you and shared you, honey. But as you can see, Mary and I are more than ready to make amends, aren’t we, Mare?” Lisa told me, nibbling my right ear as Mary rode my cock from my lap, her tits bouncing in my face.

“You got that right, sweetie! Honey, you’ve got quite the man here, fucking my pussy so hard! I can’t wait to have his babies!” Mary declared, while Missy now straddled David, and Michelle got into a 69 with Amber.

“Yeah, he’s the best!” Lisa said proudly, kissing my neck and shoulders, soon even kissing my chest as Mary rode me that hard.

“That he is, I admit it freely! I’m quite content to bottom to him and be beta male to his alpha,” David admitted, blowing me a kiss and giving me a wink as Missy used him to their mutual satisfaction.

“Some beta! You’re every bit the stud that I am and you know it, brother-in-law!” I laughed as Mary began cumming.

“Thank you, but I’m still a submissive bottom and your happy pussy boi, just so that you know. Just because I’m more aggressive with women doesn’t mean that I won’t gladly bend over for you on demand,” David reminded me while Missy and he reached their climax.

“Oh, hush, both of you! No disrespect, Master and honey, both of you, but even though Dan’s in charge, I want to encourage both of you to nip the false modesty, please! You’re both studs and you know it, and while Dan’s dominance turns me on like crazy, David knows how to take charge with me when we both need it ... and it takes courage to be both ... courage to take responsibility in Dan’s case, courage to trust in David’s. You both rock, so both of you, own it, please! You’re both fucking awesome!” Amber urged us while rubbing her slit against Michelle’s mouth and devouring her pussy for the hell of it.

“What she said,” I grinned before Lisa and Mary stretched me out on the sofa so that Lisa could sit on my face while making out with Mary, who continued to bounce up and down on my dick.

That was what we were doing when Jenna and Joanna finally walked in on us, and at that point, Amy, Deanna, Mary Beth, and Sarah arrived from wherever they had been. Talk about timing! They all smiled as they looked in on us. They also quickly made themselves at home, with Amy sucking my toes, much to my shock, while Deanna started licking my balls as Mary came on me. When Steve, Debbie, Lance, Annabelle, and Jessica all entered the family abode, I knew that we had all tapped into the Zeitgeist with the same idea: vacation orgy time.

I mentioned this right after cumming inside Mary, and she laughed, “Beats Vacation Bible Time hands down, doesn’t it?”

“That it does, Mare. That it does,” I said, just as Molly and Curtis walked inside the door, followed closely by Matt.

The biggest shock was when Jason, Jamie, and Summer entered my home, with Angel and Chrissy in hot pursuit, along with Arlen. I had a vague feeling of deja vu, and when I said so, everyone snickered.

“Look, I’m bi, not straight, and it has occurred to me that this isn’t going to work, this menage a trois largely due to me. The boys could and probably would be as loyal as they wished, but I need pussy. I was kidding myself that if I had two guys I could be faithful, but hell, I had Jamie, and he was great in bed, still is, and we both cheated on each other with Jason. Sorry, Chrissy, but it’s true. Things weren’t working out between the two of you, anyway. Besides, why should they give up extra pussy or ass when I’m probably going to end up cheating with women?

“So, let’s push that aside and admit that, while some people could make polyandrous trio, or a polygynous one, for that matter, work, we’re not those people. I kept telling myself that I was straight, but last night, just thinking of my sister with Chrissy ... I don’t know who I wanted more ... Angel or her bride. How about we swing with the larger group, but remain a separate entity? Is that permissible?” Summer asked me, “This is your harem, after all.”

“It is definitely Dan’s harem, first and foremost. That is the truth of it. Which is why I want to swing with it, but keep my distance in some ways, too. I just want to swing with the men ... and only those who don’t mind bottoming for a rather chubby bear of a Top,” Arlen agreed with a leer.

“And I’m ... into such a Top ... I’ll keep swinging with Curtis and the rest of you, but Arlen needs me more. How about it, Arlen? Want to take me home and make me your bitch?” Matt laughed now.

“Wild horses couldn’t stop me, boy,” Arlen said with a swat to Matt’s tush.

“And Chrissy and I want to swing, but just with the ladies, if that’s okay,” Angel added, “It’s okay if I want to eat my sister out, too, right, Chrissy?”

“As long as I get to eat her out, too. How about it? Can we all swing with your harem, Dan, but still remain outside of it?” Chrissy asked us.

“Well, I think that swinging is best for a bit, but moving in would be a step too far for us, too. Molly’s dying. She wants to have some fun, but she knows that this will be a matter of weeks before her body really starts to feel the crippling effects of the cancer and is unable to breathe, much less fuck. She’ll be bedfast, she’ll look and feel a shell of her former self, and the last thing that she’ll want right then is sex. After that, who knows what will happen, but for now, that’s the deal. She’d love visits, even then, though. Just don’t expect to get laid at that point. Don’t be surprised if my libido and my time are sacrificed to this, too. Tending to Molly’s needs will be foremost on my mind. Again, what happens afterward ... hard to say. She has been the love of my life. I’m not going to let anything get in the way of being there for her when she needs it most.

“In fact, I’ve decided to retire early. I have the money for it, after all. I want to devote my time during those remaining months of her life to her wants and needs. If that sounds a little one-sided, well, I consider that she’s my girl and I won’t have her around much longer. My own needs can be put off for a while. She doesn’t have that luxury. Anyway, that’s the deal with me,” Curtis declared.

“And I want to move in, too, but I’m not going to do so yet. Mom is my priority while she still lives. I hope that you understand that, Dan. I want to be in your harem, and yes, I will be. But for now, Mama needs me more than you do. I’ll swing with you, but in this last few months, I will live with Mom and Curtis, I will put their needs ahead of my own, especially Mom’s, and I will be at their beck and call. I’ve quit my job and will work at the diner, too. She needs me. I will do what I can for her. She’s family,” Deanna smiled as she kissed me hard on the mouth.

“Guys, seriously, it’s cool. I don’t expect everyone to move in with me. If Holly and Shelly balk at it, too, I will understand. You’re all welcome to move in, and to leave, as it suits you. To come and go as you please. You’re all welcome to fuck whomever you wish, as long as they want to fuck you. Nobody is required to do anything that they don’t wish to do. If you’re kinky and into BDSM and stuff like that, cool. If you just want regular, old-fashioned sex, that’s also fine. If you’re gay, straight, bi, or lesbian ... or transgender. I don’t mind.

“This is my harem, right? I set the rules, right? Well, the rules are that nobody has to do a thing that they would hate. Nobody can be forced. We will respect each other. No one touches the kids inappropriately. No one rapes or harasses or abuses anyone in my household. None of you should feel required to actually have sex with me. You can pick and choose. You can visit. You can swing. You can have one-night stands, sleepovers, etc. It’s perfectly okay, alright? Don’t disrespect me or those that I love, follow those rules that I have set, but otherwise, do as you wish! Be discreet around the little ones, of course.

“And if you think that you might have an STD, be honest about it. We can get tested. No one is going to treat you like a leper, but it might require the use of protection for a short time, until the tests are clear. If you want to breed with someone, tell that person at least, in advance. If that person is married to someone else, legally speaking, and thus the other person might be affected, tell them, too. You don’t have to tell anyone else. Oh, and if you want a night or two off the sex altogether, or even a week, or whatever, no one is to judge or guilt-trip or use passive-aggression on you. You’re entitled to a night or two or three off now and then. That goes back to consent, folks. Oh, and we all pitch in on chores or whatever else is needed to help make this place run well for the benefit of all,” I laid down the law as best as I could.

“Is it okay to just cuddle with someone at times, too?” Angel asked me.

“Sure, of course. Why do you ask?” I wondered.

“Well, in that case, maybe we should move in. How about you, Chrissy?” Angel asked her lover.

“I agree. I didn’t know that it was going to be such a low-pressure situation. More of a hippie commune with an extra dose of free love than a traditional harem, right?” Chrissy smiled and relaxed.

“Yeah ... if it’s like that, then count us in, too,” Summer said after a quick huddle with her men.

“Us, too. I had no idea that it would be that easygoing. I could use the extra pair of eyes on Molly, but I didn’t want there to be any expectation of her having sex when she’s on her deathbed. I think that Molly would love to move in if it’s like that,” Curtis got a deep French kiss for that one.

“My hero. Always here to protect me,” Molly said, not at all sarcastically or ironically.

“Well, as for me, I’ll stick to the swinging,” Arlen laughed, “Nothing personal, but I like where I live. I decorated it myself.”

“All cool. What about you guys?” I asked Lisa’s and Amber’s parents, while snuggling up with Lisa and Mary on the sofa.

“Moving in for sure. We’re getting older, so we can kind of expect to pass the torch eventually, we know that you’d never treat us with scorn or disrespect, and we might eventually need to live with others, anyway. This beats a nursing home for sure. Oh, and we’ve agreed that Debbie is to have my baby next, since Annabelle’s having Steve’s. It’s only fair. Oh, and Jessica wants to move in as well,” Lance assured us.

“As for me, I agree. Moving in is cool, now that I know that Mom won’t have to deal with any weirdness and I won’t have to choose between pleasing Dan and helping Mom bathe, for example. You’ll be patient with me in those situations, right, Dan?” my cousin asked me.

“Of course! I still wonder who Angel meant to ‘just cuddle with, ‘ though,” I thought aloud.

“You, dear man. You. Chrissy and I have agreed that while sex with you is out, cuddling is another matter. We can even spoon you while you fuck someone, if you wish. We just like the idea of your warm body against us, giving us heat in the cold of winter. We’re lesbians, sure, but this would be more like snuggling up with a big teddy bear than anything sexual for us. Face it, honey, you got a lot of fur!” Angel teased me, but she was in earnest about the cuddling, I could tell.

“Okay, but is this naked cuddling or will you wear clothes? Word of warning. If it’s the former, you might feel a hard-on,” I pointed out.

“Naked all the way, dear. And if you get a boner, you can dry-hump us. That’s not sex, but it’s as far as we’ll let you go, as long as you wash it yourself,” Angel observed.

“Actually, we need to have kids ... And I’m thinking that it’s not realistic to expect that, during cold, wintry nights where we bundle up for warmth, that there won’t end up being some sex ... so... ,” Chrissy started to say.

“So? You mean that I should part my thighs, lay on my side, and think of America?” Angel giggled that time, “Well, Dan is my ex-boyfriend, so it wouldn’t be quite that awkward. Tell you what ... We’ll draw up a list of ‘tolerable’ men ... men that we can fuck in a pinch, if we need, just bear in mind, folks, that we won’t be doing it out of lust. It would just be out of necessary. Dan would be at the top of my list. Maybe Jason would be with you?”

“That’s what I was thinking, yes. What about Joanna ... she’s trans, so it still counts as lesbian sex, even if she penetrates us, right? And, for the record, folks ... we’re still lesbians, so don’t take this personally if you don’t make this very short list,” Chrissy remarked, “I would just prefer to avoid this catching us off-guard. I know you, Angel. You would cuddle up with Dan with the best of intentions, not intending to fuck him, but you’d end up with him nestled against your ass, and well, honey, your mind is lesbian, but your booty doesn’t have a sexual preference, other than ‘yes.’ That’s why you stopped sharing a bed with Joanna half the time, back when she was still her assigned gender. You knew that snuggling might lead to sex. It often does with you. Or did you forget how WE started fucking?”

“Oh, yeah ... that!” Angel laughed as she recalled that incident, the first one where Chrissy and she became intimate ... it had been cuddling at the start, too.

“So ... Jason, Dan, and who else for the men? Jamie?” Chrissy suggested.

“Jamie it is. He’s nice and petite, too. No offense, cousin, but you do have a cute, girly figure,” Angel winked at her cousin.

“None taken. I’ve already found myself to prefer the bottom role with Jason. Seriously! Another reason not to be too exclusive. Gives me more chances to top,” Jamie blushed a bit.

“Besides, it makes sense to include Jason’s boy-toy if we’re going to exempt Jason himself from the Great Dick Boycott,” Chrissy giggled.

“So, Dan, Jason, and Jamie. No other man gets to fuck us, but they can cuddle,” Angel noted, “And Joanna IS a woman, so she doesn’t count against it.”

“Cuddle at your own risk, mind you. Be prepared to limit your satisfaction to dry humping us. We’ll still permit that with the rest of you men, but only if we’re already spooning with you, right?” Chrissy confirmed.

“Exactly,” Angel snickered, “It can get cold in the winter and a warm body is a warm body. It’s worth some compromises to get some body heat.”

“So, other than Arlen and Matt, we’re all moving in together?” I asked for clarity.

“What was this about moving in?” Holly said as she led Monica into our humble abode.

“Well, other than Arlen and Matt, most of our partners want to live with us, it seems,” I explained.

“That invitation extend to Shelly, Jaime, Monica, and me, right?” Holly winked at me.

“Sure, of course. Though you’ll have to keep Jaime on a short leash, given his past, at least until he earns some trust. Oh, and call Shelly and him now, please. Tell them to close up the shop. It’s vacation time. We could all use the opportunity to kick back, enjoy the leisure, and get to know each other more intimately. Joanna here and Aunt Molly will need someone to tend to their health, after all. Some time to spend with each other now that school has started up again and we don’t have to be too discreet for a few more hours. Oh, and Lisa, did you want to call Ernesto? He might enjoy this chance to get laid again, at least today,” I proposed.

Lisa’s answer was her tongue dancing along her lips at the prospect of bedding that young man again, even as Deanna jumped onto my cock for a free ride. I chuckled as Lisa called the man and Holly called Shelly ... it was quite clear that today was going to be one hell of a good day ... Was it really mid-day already?

“Not really, hon. I just couldn’t keep my hands off you any longer and I wanted to make you feel badly for Shelly and Jaime, too, so that they could close up and do exactly what you invited them ... and all of us to do ... Have a nice, sweaty, wild orgy. Vacation indeed! We’ve all earned it, I think! Considering what a crazy week it’s already been,” Holly confessed, making me smile as Deanna and I fucked like there was no tomorrow.

“That does it, cousin! I’m going to have your baby!” Deanna told me in a heated whisper as she impaled herself repeatedly on my dick.

Even Joanna was feeling a little horny ... just not ready to fuck ... Not just yet, anyway. She’d be ready by the end of the week, I suspected. Especially since her sex life was now a woman’s. She didn’t have to get a hard-on for that. For now, though, she needed to sit back, watch, and heal, as her injuries were emotional and psychological, not just physical.

Sure, things weren’t perfect yet, but we were off to a wonderful start. While I still had doubts about the existence of God or his benevolence, moments like this gave me some hope that he was just misunderstood. Having been misunderstood all my life, I could relate. Watching Lance fuck Debbie to put a bun in her oven, while his wife bent over for David, her own son, I had the suspicion that I might be right about that ... and that God was smiling on this debauchery instead of frowning on the orgy that included two ministers and a deacon. Then again, maybe the pagans were right, and it was Zeus up there, in which case, he was definitely pleased.