Chapter 6

So I hear some of you readers saying, "Not all cheerleaders are dumb, you pig."

I never said all cheerleaders were dumb. That's why I have my forms and my test. Bunny is a perfect example. She had to be a cheerleader not too long ago, and she is smart. It's all about percentages. If I go to an Actuary conference, what's the percentage of dumb people? Yeah, pretty low. You don't need brains to be a good cheerleader. You need good looks and enthusiasm. These are both wonderful qualities in a db as well.

And yes, not every cheerleader is gorgeous, but there are a quite a few gorgeous ones.

I was really looking forward to the rest of the day.

Amy and I returned to the kiosk. There were two beautiful blondes studying the displays and giggling. We gave them the application forms and they filled them out. Just as they finished two more hopefuls came up to the kiosk.

I quickly reviewed the forms from the first two. One of them was smart but one of them was truly dumb. Both were hot, so I had my first new interviewee.