Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 6
Yes this on is dated...
Blonde at the Superbowl
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one the best
because it makes football sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for
the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get
the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
like ... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
Safety at Home
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the
Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner,
and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service
and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month.
Distress at 18,000 ft.
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small twin engine aircraft.