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Gun Bunny

Copyright© 2026 by Depraved_Angel

Chapter 1

Erotica Sex Story: Chapter 1 - Shiloh Kaplan, 29, is the polished face of gun control. On a livestream she accepts Nash Brennan’s dare: three weeks at Ridge Line Defensive Arts, a private compound that trains the militia network she has spent her career calling a threat. Finish, and a million dollars goes to the group she names. Issued a too-tight black “Gun Bunny” onesie and platform heels, she is drilled by her instructor until recoil, rifle chatter, and talk of militias start doing things her politics cannot explain.

Caution: This Erotica Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa   Consensual   Mind Control   Heterosexual   Military   Rough   Oral Sex  

The studio lights were already hot when Shiloh Kaplan sat down. They always were. Heat on her hairline, heat in the hollow of her throat, heat pooling under the tailored black jacket she wore for every panel that might clip well. Twenty-nine looked good on camera if you let the wardrobe do the work, and the wardrobe had. The jacket nipped in at her waist and stopped short enough that the blouse underneath could still be seen when she leaned forward. Dark wool. Clean lines. Nothing that photographed as frivolous. Her dark hair was pulled back off a sharp jaw, the same severe style she used for donor dinners and campus lectures, and her rest-face had already settled into the particular contempt she reserved for men who showed up armed to talk about liberty.

She was the face of Citizens for Safer Streets. Op-eds. Campuses. Cable hits. Fundraising packets with other people’s mugshots in them. For three years she had treated gun culture like a public-health file she could close if she just kept talking, and the talking had worked well enough that a livestream with a mid-six-figure audience was now considered a normal Tuesday. The organization lived on that. Stats on household firearms. Charts of kids who never made it out of a hallway. Testimony from mothers who had to identify a body by a shoe. Shiloh believed all of it. She liked being the smartest person in a room of men who owned guns. She liked watching them smile for the host and then flinch when she used their own language against them.

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Tonight the other chair belonged to Nash Brennan.

She had used his name in mailers. She had used his pictures. Early thirties, sunburned, bluntly good-looking in the country-club-meets-range-day way that did numbers on a feed. He had shown up in a dark polo that made his shoulders look like they had been built for a strap, and he wore a handgun on his belt like the furniture had been designed around it. The producer had made a face at the holster and then decided the chat would love it. Of course the chat would love it.

Nash ran a network of so-called community defense groups that Citizens for Safer Streets treated as a white-nationalist street force with better lighting and a disaster-response press kit. On camera he talked constitution and flood response and neighbors looking after neighbors. Off camera, in clips her researchers had pulled, he was comfortable talking about heritage neighborhoods, cities that went dark, and armed citizens as the last adults in the room. Ridge Line Defensive Arts sat at the center of that web. His campus. His brochure face. His farm, if you listened to the men who trained there.

He smiled at her when the countdown hit five. It was a good smile. That was the problem.

The host did thirty seconds of throat-clearing about the Second Amendment and then threw it to them. Shiloh did not wait to be invited twice.

“Let’s start with what actually happens when you hand a rifle to a man who has never been asked to account for it,” she said. Her voice sat clean in the mic. Studio clean. “We don’t have a theory problem in this country. We have a body count. We have untrained civilians deciding they are the law on a Tuesday night because a Facebook group told them they were. We have people who call themselves a community defense network shooting into crowds, shooting into cars, shooting the wrong porch. Innocent people get hurt when amateurs take the law into their own hands. That isn’t liberty. That’s a public-health emergency with a flag on it.”

Nash leaned back in his chair like the set belonged to him. The holster tipped with the motion. He did not reach for it. He didn’t have to. The camera already knew where to go. “You’re describing crime,” he said. “I’m describing the people who show up when the people you trust don’t.”

“You’re describing vigilantism with a logo,” Shiloh said. “Your groups drill in gravel lots and then they patrol neighborhoods that did not ask for a patrol. You put young white men in vests and you point them at cities you have already decided are lost. You call it community defense. My organization calls it what it is. A militia that learned how to talk to a producer.”

He smirked. It was small. It was meant for her, not for the host.

“The Second Amendment wasn’t written so your cousin could LARP in a cul-de-sac,” she went on, because she could feel the clip forming and she wanted her sentence in it. “It was written so states could keep a well regulated militia. That’s the National Guard. That’s an accountable body under civilian authority. It is not a private club with a group chat and a vendor booth. When you tell people they are the last adults in the room, some of them are going to act like it. Some of them are going to hurt people who were never a threat. We have the funerals. You have the merch.”

“I have neighbors who can still walk their kids to school,” Nash said. “You have a chart.”

“I have victims,” Shiloh said. “You have a story about order that only works if the people with the guns look like you.”

The host tried to jump in with a question about background checks. Neither of them looked at him.

Nash’s eyes moved, not to her face first. They went to the line of her jacket, to the blouse that the lights had made a little more translucent than wardrobe had intended, to the way she sat with her knees together because that was how you sat on television when you were the serious one. Then they came up. He looked at her like she was a problem he had already priced.

“You talk like you’ve handled one,” he said.

“I talk like I’ve read the after-action reports,” Shiloh said. “I talk like I’ve sat with families. I don’t need to field-strip a handgun to know what a round does to a fourteen-year-old’s chest.”

He leaned farther back. The smirk got lazier. “You don’t understand firearms,” he said. “Not really. You understand a press release. You understand a graphic. You have never been in a room with the thing you want banned and felt the weight of it. You stand up there in that little jacket and you lecture men who actually keep streets, and you think contempt is the same thing as knowledge.”

Heat crawled up the back of her neck. Some of it was the lights. Some of it was him. She hated that she could tell the difference. “I understand enough,” she said.

“Do you.” He tipped his head. “Have you ever fired one?”

The chat was going to eat the pause. She knew that before she made it. She could feel the cameras the way she always could, two of them on her, one wide, the little red lights like patient animals. She had built a career on not giving men like him a clean clip. The honest answer was a clean clip.

“No,” she said. It came out thinner than she wanted. She corrected it. “I have never fired a live gun. That doesn’t make the data go away. It doesn’t make your patrols legal. It doesn’t make a kid less dead because the man who shot him took a weekend class and bought a vest.”

Nash nodded like he had been waiting for that exact sentence. “Then you need to put your money where your mouth is,” he said. “Come do a three-week course at my range. Ridge Line. You live there. You train there. You finish what you start talking about on panels. At the end you can tell my guys they don’t know what they’re doing, and you’ll have held the thing in your hands when you say it.”

Shiloh laughed once, short, the sound she used in rooms where the donor wanted to believe she was unshakeable. “I have better things to do with my time than spend three weeks on your farm playing student for a man who thinks a holster is an argument.”

“I’ll make it worth your time.” He didn’t sit up. He didn’t raise his voice. He let the line land the way he let a smile land. “If you complete the three-week course, I will donate a full million dollars to the organization of your choice. Yours. Not mine. You pick the letterhead.”

The studio did that thing studios do when somebody has just said a number that will travel. The host’s mouth opened and closed. Somebody off-set made a noise that was not professional. Shiloh sat very still. A million dollars. Citizens for Safer Streets ran on grants and panic and her face. A million dollars was a year of organizers. It was a year of victim funds. It was billboards in the districts that still pretended this was a sporting debate.

She was aware, suddenly and completely, of her own body in the chair. Of the jacket holding her waist. Of the blouse and the heat and the way Nash was watching her mouth now instead of her talking points. Of the lenses. Whatever she did next was going to be on phones before she got to the green room. “A million,” she said. “If I complete the course.”

“If you complete it,” Nash said. “Not if you like it. Not if you write something pretty about it. If you finish.”

“Define finish.”

“Twenty-one days on site. You train to the schedule. You shoot what they put in front of you. You pass the final evaluation the way every other student passes it. You don’t get a celebrity lane and you don’t get to leave on day four because the food isn’t kale. You walk out with the certificate or you walk out with nothing.”

“And the money still goes to my organization if I pass,” she said. “Not to yours. Not to a sister fund you invent on the way to the bank.”

“To the organization you name on camera, tonight, when you say yes, or the organization you name when you finish the course. Your choice,” he said. “Citizens for Safer Streets, if that’s the one. I’ll write the check to whatever legal name you put on a card.”

“Who runs the days?”

“Sgt. Lang. Retired. He doesn’t care that you’re famous. That’s the point.”

She knew the name. She had quoted Dekker Lang in footnotes as proof that gun culture was racialized vigilantism. Of course it would be him. “I document it,” Shiloh said. “I write about it. I don’t sign a gag.”

Nash’s mouth did something almost fond. “Write whatever you want,” he said. “If you last long enough to file it.”

The host found his voice and tried to turn it into a bit. Shiloh did not look at him. She looked at Nash’s hand on the arm of the chair, at the gun on his belt, at the easy way he occupied space like the Second Amendment was a personality. She thought about backing out. Backing out on air made her the woman who would not touch the things she wanted banned. Finishing sent a million dollars to the work. She told herself she could survive a red-state theme park for three weeks. She told herself she would write the exposé with the check already deposited. She told herself the smirk was the whole reason, which was close enough to true that she could live with it.

The cameras were still on her. The chat was already writing the headline.

“All right,” she said. “One million, paid when I complete the course as you defined it. Twenty-one days. No gag.”

“That’s the deal,” Nash said.

She stood because sitting felt like waiting to be dismissed. He stood with her. His hand was dry and hard when she took it. The shake lasted a beat longer than a professional shake needed to, long enough for the wide camera to get both of them and the holster and the line of her jacket. His thumb rested against the side of her hand like he had all night. She pulled back first.

“I’ll wipe that look off your face,” she said, quiet enough that it might not hit the mic and loud enough that she needed it said.

“I look forward to it,” Nash said.

She sat back down because the segment was not over and the host still wanted a button. Under the jacket her pulse was doing something unhelpful. She told herself it was anger. She told herself it was the lights. She told herself a million dollars was enough to justify walking onto a man’s farm and letting him watch her miss. She kept her knees together and her face in the shape the donors liked, and she did not look at the gun on his belt again even though she could feel it there the way you feel a person standing too close.


The road into Ridge Line Defensive Arts was one long ribbon of pale gravel and bad radio. Shiloh Kaplan rode it with her backpack between her knees and last week’s livestream still chewing at the edges of her attention, the way a clip did when it had already escaped the people who made it. A million dollars. Twenty-one days. She named the recipient when she finished, not before, which had felt like a small win in the moment and felt like a hook now. Nash Brennan’s face was on the sign at the turnoff, polo and smile and a rifle hanging across his chest like an accessory he had been born wearing. She looked away from it and watched the trees instead.

The gate was a painted steel thing with a camera and a woman in a khaki shirt who checked Shiloh’s ID against a clipboard and said welcome like she meant the weather. Behind her, Nash’s brochure face showed up again on a sandwich board. Community defense. Disaster response. Neighbors looking after neighbors. Shiloh signed three waivers she did not have time to hate properly and followed the woman across a strip of crushed stone toward a low office that smelled like toner and gun oil.

“Sgt. Lang will take you from here,” the woman said. “You can leave the bag. We’ll get it to the women’s barracks.”

Shiloh kept the backpack on anyway. Clothes. Toiletries. The last ordinary objects she intended to own for three weeks. “I’ll carry it.”

The woman shrugged and held the door.

Dekker Lang was already standing in the office like the furniture had learned to work around him. Late forties or fifty, infantry written into the way he held his weight, faded ink climbing one forearm and disappearing under a rolled sleeve. Calloused hands. A squint that did not rise to greet her. He smelled like cheap soap and the solvent she associated with other people’s hobbies. A handgun sat on his belt without commentary. He looked at her the way a man looked at a tool that had arrived in the wrong packaging.

“Kaplan,” he said.

“That’s me.”

“Drop the bag. You won’t need what’s in it until lights out.”

She set it down because arguing about a backpack in the first thirty seconds felt like the kind of clip Nash would love. Lang did not offer a handshake. He did not offer a speech. He tipped his head at a side door and started walking, and she followed because that was the shape of the day.

The fitting room was not a fitting room. It was a locker bay with a bench, a full-length mirror, and a black garment hanging off a hook like someone had skinned a piece of night and left the hide up to dry. Form-fitting. Matte. A small white mark on the hip that she could read from the doorway. GUN BUNNY. VAUGHN TACTICAL.

“What is that?” she said.

“Your base layer,” Lang said. “On with it. Sports bra if you brought one. Nothing else under.”

“Why is it necessary?”

He took a folded card off the bench and did not bother to pretend he had written it. “Kevlar composite. Cuts and scrapes on the range. Heat regulation so you don’t drop in August. RFID so we know which lane you’re in and whether you walked off the property. Impact panels over the parts of you that bruise stupid. You wear it every hour you’re upright. Sleep is the exception. You take it off for the shower and you put it back on before you leave the stall.”

“That’s a onesie with a joke on it.”

“That’s the female tactical uniform at this facility. Advanced features included. You’ll thank it the first time you go down on gravel.”

Shiloh stared at the logo until the letters stopped being letters and started being an insult. “Gun Bunny?”

“Lighten up,” Lang said. “Take a joke.”

She almost didn’t. The name sat on the fabric the way Nash’s smile sat on a camera, cheap and deliberate. She told herself it was merch. She told herself she could survive merch. She turned her back on him because he had not left the room and she was not going to give him the satisfaction of asking. The jacket came off. The blouse. The tailored slacks she had worn like armor into a place that did not care about tailoring. Sports bra on. The onesie fought her on the way up her legs, clinging at the thighs, dragging over her hips, mapping her ass in a way no garment she owned had ever been allowed to. The front panel settled over her breasts with nothing like mercy. It was cut high at the leg and low at the collar and tight enough that she could see the shape of her nipples against the black when she made the mistake of looking in the mirror. The logo sat on her right hip, pink on black, impossible to miss.

“Jesus,” she said.

Lang’s squint did not change. “Shoes.” He set a box on the bench. Inside it, nestled in cheap foam, was a pair of black heels with thick platform soles and chunk heels that belonged on a different kind of woman in a different kind of building.

Shiloh laughed. It came out wrong. “What the fuck is that about?”

“Standard Ridge Line female uniform,” Lang said.

“That’s a stripper heel.”

“That’s a two-inch platform and a six-inch chunk. You will wear them on the range, in the classroom, in the mess, and on the gravel. You take them off in your bunk.”

“I’m not wearing those.”

“Fine.” He picked the box back up like the conversation had already bored him. “Then you’re out of the agreement Brennan made, and I’ll show you to the gate. Saves me three weeks of celebrity babysitting. You can explain the forfeit to whoever was counting on the check.”

The office air-conditioning hummed. Somewhere outside a rifle cracked, then another. Shiloh stood there in a joke of a onesie with her civilian clothes in a pile and a million dollars hanging off a pair of shoes. Walking out made her the woman who would not touch the things she wanted banned. Staying meant putting her feet into something designed to make her look like an accessory.

She frowned at the box until the frown started to hurt.

“Okay,” she said. “I’ll wear the heels.”

“Thought you might.”

The first shoe took work. The platform put two inches of ugly sole between her foot and the floor, and the chunk heel stacked another four on top of that until she was standing inside a geometry problem. She had worn two-inch pumps for panels. That was the ceiling of her experience. These made her calf tighten and her ankle search for a decision. She got the second one strapped and stood, and the room tilted a degree she refused to acknowledge.

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“Walk,” Lang said.

She walked. The first three steps were a negotiation. The fourth clipped the bench. He did not offer a hand. He stood with his arms folded and watched her find the way a heel wanted to land, and when she finally made it to the mirror and back without grabbing anything, he made a sound that was not quite a laugh. “There she is,” he said. “Don’t lock the knee. Short steps. You’re not late for a gala.”

“I hate this.”

“Noted. Again.”

By the time she could cross the locker bay without looking like a drunk, her toes were already filing a complaint. Lang picked up a plastic case from the counter, tipped his head at the door, and took her out into the heat.

Ridge Line was bigger than the brochure. Gravel paths, low buildings, a flag that was doing too much work. He walked her past a yard where a unit in vests was drilling in a line, young men and a few women, rifles hanging across their chests, an instructor counting a cadence that sounded like church if church had been invented by people who liked shouting. The women in the line were in the same black base layer she was wearing. They were also in heels. The heels did not seem to cost them anything. Shiloh hated that more than the logo.

“Community defense weekend rotation,” Lang said, and did not decorate it.

On the covered range, men and women stood in lanes and punched holes in paper bodies. The women had fatigues over their onesies or the onesie alone, and every last one of them had that same ugly elegant heel under the shooting spot. Brass winked on the concrete. The air smelled like burned powder and hot dust. Shiloh watched a girl with a ponytail put a neat group into the chest of a paper man and then laugh at something the guy in the next lane said. The laugh was easy. It made Shiloh’s teeth itch.

“Classroom,” Lang said.

The classroom was a box with a screen, a table, and posters of paper people with the chests circled in red. A handgun waited on a rubber mat like it had been expecting her. Dark metal. Blocky. Heavier-looking than the props she had stood next to at press conferences.

“Unloaded .45,” Lang said. “Check it yourself.”

“I don’t know how.”

“You will. Slide back. Look in the hole. Look where the clip goes. If you see metal you don’t like, you tell me instead of pointing it at your own foot.”

She picked it up. The weight surprised her. Solid in a way that plastic props never were, warm from the room, the grip pebbled under her palm. She worked the slide the way he showed her with two fingers and peered into the empty places until she believed him. No bullets. Just a machine that existed to throw them.

“Sit. Hold it. You’re going to do what they do on the tape.”

He dimmed the lights and started the video. RIDGE LINE SAFETY ESSENTIALS came up in clean white letters over a drone shot of the same gravel she had just walked. A calm male voice, not Lang’s, started talking about muzzles and fingers and what it meant to treat every gun as if it were loaded. The picture cut to a pair of hands on a table, the same shape of handgun she was holding, and the voice said the four rules like they were commandments that had been waiting for her specifically.

“Treat it as loaded. Don’t point it at anything you aren’t willing to destroy. Finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target. Know your target and what’s behind it.”

On screen, the hands picked the gun up. High in the back of the grip. Support hand packed against the strong hand. Thumbs along the same side, pointing forward. Trigger finger laid straight along the frame, not inside the guard. The voice said indexed, and Shiloh heard it as jargon and watched the finger anyway.

“Copy that,” Lang said. He paused the picture. “Both hands. Higher. You’re holding it like it might bite, which is fine, except it makes you sloppy. Get the web of your hand up under the back of the slide. Pack the other one on like you mean it. Thumbs that way. Finger stays out here until I tell you otherwise.”

She adjusted. The metal seated differently when she did it the way the hands on screen had done it, like the gun had been waiting for a correct shape and had gone quieter in her grip once she found it. Something faint moved through her when the hold finally locked, a thin heat at her nipples where the front panel was already scraping, a softer, almost weightless flush low between her legs that did not belong to a classroom. She shifted on the chair and blamed the onesie for being too tight, which it was.

Lang looked at her hands, then at her face. “That’s it. Good.”

The heat sharpened, barely, like someone had drawn a nail very lightly across the same two places. Nipples and crotch. Ethereal. Stupid. She clenched her jaw and stared at the screen until he started the tape again.

The safety talk ran through ear protection, eye protection, what to do if a round did not go off, how to lay a gun down without sweeping the person next to you. Then the voice changed registers without admitting it had. Armed citizens, it said, were the real first responders. Police minutes away were a luxury certain zip codes did not have. A neighbor with training and a handgun was not a problem. A neighbor with training and a handgun was the reason a problem stayed small. The picture cut to men in vests moving through a house made of plywood, then to a woman in heels on a covered range putting rounds into the chest of a paper body, then to a line of civilians standing in gravel with rifles hanging off them like they had always been there.

Shiloh’s mouth tightened. “That’s the sermon,” she said.

“Watch the hands,” Lang said. “You can write the op-ed after dinner.”

On screen the woman demonstrated the same grip again, slower. Shiloh copied it. When her thumbs lined up and the back of the gun settled into that pocket of her hand, the faint thing returned, nipples first, then the small bright point under the crotch of the onesie. She could have called it an itch. She could have called it a cheap motor in the fabric. She called it, privately, residual garbage. Too many men in vests. Too much talk about being protected. Patriarchal programming with a soundtrack.

Lang paused on a close-up of the finger along the frame.

“You’re curling. Straight. You curl, you put a bullet in the floor and then you write a statement about how the gun did it.” She straightened the finger. He grunted. “Better. Good girl. Again, from the table.”

The words landed in her stomach before she could file them under contempt. She set the handgun down, picked it up, built the grip the way the tape wanted, and the same thin, almost pretty sensation licked across her nipples and her clit like the room had exhaled on her. She sat very still and thought about testosterone. She thought about locker rooms and campaign buses and every environment she had ever walked through where men set the temperature and her body, traitorously, noticed. That was all this was. A compound full of armed men and a tight suit and a voice that had just called her good girl like she was a dog that had finally sat.

The tape ended on Nash Brennan in a polo, standing on the outdoor range with the sun on his shoulders. “If you can follow four rules,” he said to the camera, easy as a fundraiser, “you can keep a street. We’ll teach you the rest. Welcome to the Ridge.”

Lang killed the screen. “That’s twelve minutes of not shooting yourself,” he said. “You did fine. Hands are stubborn. They’ll learn.” He said it like praise, flat and professional, and the faint heat flickered through her again, nipples scraping the panel, that low sweet-stupid pulse where the onesie cut between her legs. She set the gun down harder than she meant to.

“I’m not here to be flattered.”

“Didn’t flatter you. Told you the grip was right. Barracks. Dinner’s at eighteen hundred. You miss it, you miss it.”

He walked her across more gravel, past the flag, past a row of parked trucks with stickers she did not give the dignity of reading. The women’s barracks was a long, low building with bunks in two rows and a communal bathroom that already smelled like other people’s products. A few women were lounging on made beds in various kinds of combat fatigues, all of them in heels, a couple of them with the black onesie showing at the collar and the thigh where the fatigues were unzipped for the heat. They looked up when Lang opened the door.

He pointed at an end bunk with her backpack already on it. “That’s yours. Lights out twenty-two hundred. Suit off when you’re in the bunk. Heels off when you’re in the bunk. You take the .45 back to the cage in the morning. It stays empty. You treat it like it isn’t.”

He left the case on her blanket and left.

The women nodded at her. Shiloh nodded back. Nobody introduced themselves. She was grateful. She set the plastic case under the bunk like it might go off from being looked at, sat down, and immediately regretted sitting in a garment that turned sitting into a reminder of how little fabric there was between her and the room.

Dinner was in a mess hall that took itself seriously without being good at it. Plain chicken, rice, green beans that had seen heat. Not distasteful. Not anything. She ate it across a table from two women who were talking about grouping and eyeliner with the same tone and decided she did not need to join. The heels made the walk back feel longer than the walk over. Her feet had started to throb in a very ordinary way that she trusted more than the other throbbing.

In the barracks the night shift of femininity had already started. Women at the communal sinks in the Gun Bunny suits and the heels, brushing their hair out of range ponytails, tapping product into their faces, leaning into the mirror to check a mouth. They talked about guns. They also talked about makeup, about which fatigue cut made a waist look like a waist on the range, about how to look sexy in a vest without eating a strap. Someone mentioned a guy on the rifle line with a good back. Someone else mentioned Lang without using a first name, and the laugh that followed made Shiloh’s shoulders come up.

She spent as little time in that doorway as she could. Her bunk was blessedly far from the cluster of them, an end spot with a window that looked at a fence. She sat on the edge, stripped the heels off, and hissed when her feet hit the floor like floors were a gift. The ache was honest. She could live with honest.

The plastic case was still under the bunk.

 
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