The Less Admirable Crichton
Copyright© 2026 by HAL
Chapter 7
Humor Sex Story: Chapter 7 - The Admirable Crichton is a play by the same man who wrote Peter Pan. It concerns a butler who is admirable in every respect, including survival when the family he works for are shipwrecked. He does take one of the daughters as a mate (at least in the film – 1957, Kenneth More), but that is all skated over. This is a slightly different version.
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Ma/ft AI Generated
Days turned into weeks, and thenmonths. The men found that simply having tasks allocated to them was quite relaxing. In their own worlds they were constantly turned to for leadership, decisions, advice etcetera. It was their class, their position in society; they were expected to be leaders. Now they just had to turn up in the morning, having breakfast with increasingly scantily clad young women, be allocated jobs, and go and do them. The ladies were less concerned about what they wore, and what was seen. Some of it was simply practical and some was the heat, and some was a desire to be seen a little more.
The women and the men had all adapted clothing now to suit the weather and the fact of needing something sensible to wear when (people still assumed it was a when) they were rescued. The men had tried various combinations of leaves and had finally ‘allowed’ the women to sew them some shorts made from a tough broadleaf and held together by fibres from another plant. This was something that Crichton noted the women and men had collaborated on to produce something practical and sensible for their tougher jobs. Collecting coconuts, for example, had been a challenge which they had overcome when Treherne was found to have tough feet that could grip the trunks of trees without too much duress. The first idea – that they all wore grass skirts – would hardly have been suitable since it would present a bare-arsed view from the ground.
Some of the old society persisted; when Agatha suggested that they could all wear similar shorts, she was outvoted by the other women. Crichton had agreed to let them decide for themselves what to wear, but was pleased that they opted for grass skirts. So the ladies wore skirts which offered interesting views of legs further up than ever viewed before. Even when not running or moving rapidly, the length of the skirts was only to the knee for practical purposes, which presented more leg than they had ever shown in public. When they ran, the pink of their upper legs frequently became visible, causing visible (and amusing) reactions on all the men, including Crichton. Even though Sultan Crichton, as he was called behind his back, found that, although he had seen these women naked frequently, he enjoyed the unexpected view of their thighs. Experiment had shown that to make the skirts thick enough to hide all, they were heavy and impractical. There was a limit to the amount of grass to use, which pleased all the men when the came to visit.
The men went bare chested now and had become bronzed and better looking (the women thought). The women took to using large leaves to cover their mammaries, tied with similar fibres to the men’s shorts. Some days they gathered garlands of flowers around their bodies or heads. Fashion was starting to arrive on the island.
Crichton still maintained control. It was accepted now, and no-one seemed apt to rebel even though they could probably have survived well without him – or at least survived. His practical skills ran well ahead of the men and women in so many ways. But after a month or two of accepting his rule and his right to all the women, no-one seemed apt to question the status quo. He would tell one or other of the females that he would visit them, usually for the evening, and they would simply prepare themselves for his lewd, or rude, demands. When visiting Mary or Catherine sometimes he would say they should both be present and after servicing one or other of them he would watch as they pleasured each other. The sisters were never quite sure if this would be approved in polite society (the viewing certainly not, but sisters helping each other?), the sexual actions of females with females was not something that their society had even condemned. A blind eye was turned on such friendships.
Crichton introduced them to things that they might never had discovered otherwise: the delight of a woman’s tongue pleasuring that special place inside the other’s vagina; the unusual experience of multiple pairs of hands stroking the body, having a man enter you from behind whilst a woman rubs the same organ from outside, the ability of two woman to rub their loins together to achieve satisfaction; for, to give him his due, he took pleasure in seeing and hearing a woman reach her own climax. He liked the tastes of a woman, something Catherine and Mary were less sure about; but since they both benefitted from the other’s tongue inside, they were prepared to accommodate such tastes. They never understood his delight in ‘drinking from the fountain’ as he called it. He rarely pursued his enjoyment of having them drink from his, but he still liked seeing their breasts drip with water that he or a sister had produced. He knew it was probably the sign of a sick mind, but was fairly sure that all were sick in some ways.
He enjoyed exploring Agatha’s body, it was smooth and firm as well as being tight in the right places. Eliza didn’t feel jealousy, she was ‘seen to’ regularly. Crichton made sure he spread his affection to them both. The women all found that they had rapidly got used to sharing the man, and even his weirdnesses. The upper classes welcomed the working girl into their fold, they shared washing each other in the small casading waterfall off the cliff, they shared brushing each other’s hair, they shared the household tasks. One thing all were aware of was that there was a reliance on one man to keep everything running. He caught the fish, killed the birds, and dived in to kill the occasional larger prey that appeared (a dolphin for example). If he had an accident, what would they do? The men still showed little desire to challenge the established order, none of them looked capable of stepping up to leadership. Most of the women agreed that Elspeth was most likely to keep things running. It was true that Catherine was well read and intelligent, but she lacked the practical spark that Elspeth showed.
Elspeth had willingly made herself available when called on. She actually found herself looking forward to her sessions with him. She discovered that underneath her demure, well-bred exterior, she, Lady Loam, had some unusual predilictions. She was more than willing to pee on Crichton, laughed when he drank some, suggested she would use her mouth to bring him erect (‘let me see if I can erect you before you can pee in my mouth’), she fingered his backside after he had invaded hers. She also expressed an interest in discovering what making love with a woman was like. He arranged for a series of ‘interviews’ with her three step-daughters and Eliza. She found Agatha the most pleasurable, but even recognised that a single event was not necessarily enough to be sure. “Ho, ho. So you want to play around with them all again?” Crichton asked. Her reply was that perhaps only with Agatha to confirm things. So it was that step-mother and step-daughter were brought into a hut together quite regularly. Crichton enjoyed watching, Agatha enjoyed attending to her mother, and Elspeth loved the rosy glow feeling after it was all over.
“Would you continue if you could, when we are rescued?” Crichton asked them both.
“Only if it could be very well hidden from others. I don’t know.” Elspeth said.
“I’m sure it could be arranged, at least until I married some stuffed shirt who would allow little freedom. Perhaps we could debunk to a deserted island again? I do love it here.” Agatha said.
The women all, in various ways, agreed. It was paradise. No whalebone corsets, no silly rules on which fork to eat ones braised turtle with, no expectation of stupidity for the women whilst allowing the most ridiculous views from men to be treated with respect. Mary came up with three variants on a spear launcher before giving up, no-one patted her on the head and said ‘let the men sort that’.
But, as already mentioned, the men were enjoying their lack of responsibility too. When their chores were done, they would swim or climb trees for fun. Fun; that was the essential element that had eluded both men and women as they fitted into the societal straitjackets alloted to them. In their society roles, Fun was always trumped by Duty.
It had become something of a game now; the men would troop across in the hope of catching the women without their tops, the women would see how late they could leave their morning dressing routine without displaying ‘their wares’ (as Eliza called them, to the amusement of the others. She was the only one who had heard the music hall song that listed euphemisms for the various parts of the female anatomy; and described that male organ as a stringy runner bean. Crichton had laughed and said he may not be a marrow, but perhaps a cucumber?)
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