The Less Admirable Crichton
Copyright© 2026 by HAL
Chapter 6
Humor Sex Story: Chapter 6 - The Admirable Crichton is a play by the same man who wrote Peter Pan. It concerns a butler who is admirable in every respect, including survival when the family he works for are shipwrecked. He does take one of the daughters as a mate (at least in the film – 1957, Kenneth More), but that is all skated over. This is a slightly different version.
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Ma/ft AI Generated
He gave Catherine three berries to eat. “What are these?”
“They are berries to enable you to empty your bowel.”
“I do not need them, thank you. I am quite regular.”
“When?”
“When? Well, in the morning if you must know.”
“Quite, you will need to empty your bowel tonight.”
“Why?”
“Well, so I can bury my hatchet deep into that hole if I feel like it after I have squeezed that cherry of its juice.”
“You mean you may want to invade my [here she spoke quietly] back hole? But that is surely illegal.”
“As is shafting fifteen year old girls, and taking one’s employer’s wife for a ride. But that is all in England, and we are not there. We are here. It is up to you, I would not force you to take the berries, but if I am inside a shitty bottom them I will require you to clean me after.” Here he touched her lips. “You understand?” She did. She blanched at the very thought; surely men in normal marriages were not like this. “Some are, some aren’t. I expect you are right about the reverend. I cannot imagine him demanding entrance there, but one can never be sure until one is trapped inside marriage. So perhaps it is as well to be fully cognisant of the possibilities.” She took the berries and half an hour later she made her way rapidly to a private spot as her backside insisted on firing out the last two feet of her digestive tract contents. She actually felt much better for it after and resolved to collect some berries to try and cultivate the plants if (and when) they returned home.
The women aside from Catherine collected the coconut shells and the turtle shell. They made their way to the sea to wash up. Elspeth talked quietly to Mary about her experience. None of them watched as Catherine and David moved into the hut. “Now, Catherine, I will undress first; then you can undress while I watch. I undressed your sisters, but I feel in need of some entertainment. But first you can take my poor floppy cock into your mouth.”
She was aware of what was to follow, having been spying on her sister’s activities earlier, she hadn’t expected to do this beforehand, and was unaware of Crichton’s intentions. As she took his member into her mouth, she felt a small surge in it, and attempted to pull away but was held on. The watery piss started to cascade into her and she struggled and pulled back enough to release it. As Crichton had expected, her breasts began to drip with urine. “For shame sir!”
By this time the flow had stopped as he was fully erect. “Apologies Catherine, I had always wanted to do that but never felt I could. This seemed to be an opportunity. No, don’t wipe them off. I like to see them glistening, even if the cause is piss rather than sweat. Not that much difference chemically, I believe.”
“What? You had a fantasy about peeing into a woman’s mouth? What kind of monster are you?”
“Oh, I believe, like you, in equality for women. I will trouble you to pee into my mouth before I pinion you.” With that, he lay down on his back, holding his extended rod. “Lift your skirts, don’t get them wet.” With these few instructions, Catherine was sure she had descended into another layer of Hell. She was required to squat over his mouth, but with her skirts bunched up, she could not see her piss hole. He laughed as his face was splashed with her pee. “Good enough. There is something erotic about seeing a woman pee so close up. The last – nearly last – taboo.” She was guessing what the final taboo might be given what he had said about shit before. She resolved that she would starve rather than let him watch her do that! Crichton was a reasonable judge of character and already knew that only the younger two would comply if he ever wanted to watch that particular exhibition. He briefly imagined Agatha and Eliza in just the position to be egesting their waste whilst he watched. Probably he would never do that; but a man with infinite power can go off the rails, he warned himself. “Now, take off your clothes please. I am dying to know if you fit between your sisters for hairiness around your cunt.”
“Could you not use a different word? I know what it means, and I know where it comes from – I looked it up in Father’s dictionaries when I was eleven and heard it for the first time. But it is not a nice word; it has a modern meaning that is more than simply descriptive for it carries a male-centric view of the woman’s anatomy that debases and degrades her. Flower perhaps? I believe some artists have likened a woman’s flower to those growing in gardens. I should like that.”
“I shall endeavour to comply. Meanwhile, can you remove your clothes so I may act like a bee and fertilize your flower?”
She started to remove the remainder of her clothes, reflecting that her skirts had streaks of his piss down them. They had better start on those grass skirts soon as her clothing needed a good wash. “Biologically incorrect of course. A bee collects nectar and inadvertently pollen; your aim is to inject your, umm, your pollen into me. I understand it will hurt this time. Perhaps you would just do it to get it over with?”
“You are well educated I see. I hope the good reverend knows what he will take on.”
“On my back? Yes, good. I heard that you might pinion me from behind. I would rather the first time was normal – missionary I think it is called? Aha, what a funny name for such a position. As to my beau – I am not allowed to call him my fiance as it is all unofficial so far – well, can you keep a secret? Please never tell. I fear I exceed John in the intelligence stakes. I love him dearly, I do, but he needs a woman to help him expand his abilities.”
“I think you are correct, and you will be a worthy helpmate for him, madam. Now, if I could be so bold. Shut up and let me concentrate.” With that she found her slot opened roughly and his body moved up until his left hand was holding her open and guiding himself in. His right hand was squeezing and fondling a breast, and pinching the nipple between two fingers. Both nipples rose to hard nuts, a state that she had never liked when it happened as it felt rude – oddly she found this ruder even than peeing on his face and being observed so close. He was pushing at her entrance now and finding that like her sister she had inherited a more robust hymen. She gave a shriek as he forced his way in. That reminded him that she needed a spanking, or deserved on. He was trying to think of other things to prolong this experience. The last virgin on the island, he wanted to relish it. He slowed his efforts.
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