The Less Admirable Crichton
Copyright© 2026 by HAL
Chapter 4
Humor Sex Story: Chapter 4 - The Admirable Crichton is a play by the same man who wrote Peter Pan. It concerns a butler who is admirable in every respect, including survival when the family he works for are shipwrecked. He does take one of the daughters as a mate (at least in the film – 1957, Kenneth More), but that is all skated over. This is a slightly different version.
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Ma/ft AI Generated
The men arrived early the next day, Eliza was washing in the small waterfall that tumbled down near their encampment. Reverend Treherne made a point of not looking at her smooth naked body, her perfectly rounded buttocks, her small pert breasts with delightfully large red cherries surmounting them, and definitely not noticing her red slit at the front which was hardly hidden by the sparse hair growing there. Woolley and Lord Loam looked, did a double take, and then were throughly distracted by seeing Lady Elspeth Loam run to her hut holding her breasts to stop them flying in all directions.
“Gentlemen, welcome. So good to see you so keen to help in our enterprise. Please, sit here. I fear you have discombobulated some of the ladies. I can see we shall have to be more organised. Here, this is a kind of bread we are experimenting with from grinding some large seeded grasses.” Woolley thought ‘I saw those grasses when looking for wood, why did I not think of them as substitute corn?’ “Are you well enough? I think if I build another hut here then we might switch to improve your accomodation before I build others. I really think we are all doing well.”
“This bread is good Crichton, you are to be congratulated.”
“Thank you, like some uncivilised tribe, we are reverting to woman’s and man’s work. The women took turns to grind the corn between stones. I fear if we were here too long we would grind out teeth rather on the stone dust that is included. But as to the visiting. Perhaps we might delay you arrival until the sun reaches the ridge on the hill? That way the ladies can be prepared for you. Ah, here is Elspeth.”
“My love, how goes it?” Lord Loam asked.
“I am well thank you. You took me by surprise.” Crichton excused himself to go and help two of the women moving some logs to clear a space for another hut. “He likes us to be be bare chested once we are properly part of his harem. I must say it is quite liberating, but I do rather wobble.” The three men looked at her chest, now loosely covered, and looked rapidly away as each thought of what delights were beneath the thin fabric. Reverence Treherne realised to his shame that his interest in art in London was more to do with looking at the naked bodies used in modelling the classical themes in some of the pictures. He resolved not to look at his intended in that way; but then hoped that he might accidentally see just the same view of her that he had had of both Lady Loam and Eliza. Luckily the lack of underwear meant his physical reaction was not visible.
Crichton returned and they agreed the various low skilled (but needed) tasks to be accomplished. They finished their bread, observing that there was indeed grit in the flour. They all agreed to thinking about how to reduce that. Perhaps some stones would be better than others.
Crichton went about building another hut, this would be for Agatha he said. They assumed from that that she would be the next to have his attention. Was it acceptable for him to be playing with such young women? Mary approached and mildly suggested that perhaps it was not. “But Mary, you did not object to me bedding Eliza.”
“It was too late for her.”
“As it is for Agatha, Unless she can learn survival skills very quickly. If she was much young, come to that if it had been Jane [Mary looked none the wiser] – the scullery girl, she is only twelve I believe. Well then I would have perhaps held back. But Eliza was willing and I was too. To treat your sister differently hardly speaks of our increasingly egalitarian society does it? Anyway, they are both only a year younger than society deems appropriate. We make our own rules here.” ‘You make the rules, not us’ she thought. Mary gave up and went back to scrapping the seagull skins. They would make potential leather clothing, Crichton thought. The hut took shape and inside a small raised dais was created out of sand. In a corner, he dug a hole “There, you won’t need to go down the beach in the night.”
“You mean I should? In that hole? I’m not sure.”
“Up to you. Here, have some coconut milk.” The men delivered some firewood and went away with a load of fish to scrape the scales from. How he managed to catch fish was still a mystery. It was as well it remained so. He used human excrement to lure the fish in to nibble at the tasty treats, Some were caught, some were not; those that were not happily came back for more. A turtle that had lost its way and got trapped in the small atoll was caught and butchered. He wasn’t sure whether smoking, baking or roasting was best. The shell might well be useful for broiling or boiling, he wasn’t sure of that either. The point was to experiment. The men just made vague attempts at experimentation without thinking through the options, the women (including Eliza he was sorry to see) could not get their heads around the idea of not knowing and then trying ideas out. It would be another generation, perhaps, before women started to try ideas to see what worked; though there were exceptions of course.
Leaving the women’s ‘enclosure’ as it was coming to be known, he walked across the headland and began to organise the larger, more robust hut for the males. A palm tree stood out on the beach a little way, surrounded by sand. Somehow it had remained when a storm had washed away the frail topsoil and smaller trees. In time they might recolonise the upper beach but in the meantime he used that to create a wider circle of branches around it, each bound to the central trunk and to each other. The result was a hut that was perhaps three or four times the floor area of the huts he was building for the women. They each needed their own hut whereas the men would share. Not for the first time he wondered if these three would ever rebel and take their women back and force him back to the role of servant/slave. Well, maybe they would, maybe they wouldn’t. So far they seemed docile and obedient to this new monarchy with him as the king.
“There, that should allow you to maintain a small fire near the door. I haven’t worked out how to put a vent in the roof yet though I have some ideas. Any thoughts?” No, none of them could think how to do it. In fact he was thinking that a vent in one angle of the roof spars might be possible but that would need more work. Anyway, he wasn’t sure if the women could be trusted to have their own fires inside; he thought they might set the walls on fire as the branches dried out.
Back to his own enclosure of women, it was getting towards evening. Agatha was under no illusions that the evening’s entertainment for Crichton was to be her. He gave her some berries after their meal of baked turtle – not a major success it was tough and dry. He put some pieces into the large shell with some water and put that on some embers to warm up, perhaps soup would be better. “Oh, turtle soup! I had that at Claridges, it was an odd consistency but quite filling.” Catherine said.
“This turtle soup may not be up to Chef de Pietro’s standard.” Crichton laughed.
“But then he isn’t trying to feed people on a desert island is he.” Catherine agreed. One had to be flexible.
“True, true. Agatha?”
“Sorry, I ... I have to ... I’ll come back soon.” Agatha all but ran to the sea and was seen to crouch behind a rock. The berries had had the effect he expected. He had tried one a day before and it had acted like a mild laxative, three caused an immediate purgative effect. He hoped it wasn’t long lasting and that her upper bowel would remain full, he wouldn’t want her to go hungry. When she came back, she looked relaxed. “Sorry ... was that the berries or am I sickening?”
“The berries, I thought it best to be ready for all eventualities.”
Agatha screwed her face up a little. What eventualities? Mary leant over and whispered. Agatha looked surprised. Was that possible? Was it expected? Well it appeared the answer might be yes to both since Crichton had prepared her by emptying her lower bowel. Would it hurt? Mary shrugged, she had no idea since this was well beyond her experience. She beckoned Elspeth over. Elspeth too had no direct experience but was aware that it was an expectation of this man who seemed to own them all for the current time.
“Agatha? Shall we explore your new room? Ladies, bank up the fire won’t you?” It made sense to keep the fire burning as embers over night so it was easier to restart rather than having to relight.
In her hut, she was rapidly divested of her clothing and he removed his. As some sense of proprieties in his head, he insisted that only once they had been ‘bedded’ would they be expected to be bare breasted. He felt that untouched virgins (untouched by him, he meant) should be covered up until he had had the opportunity to take advantage of their bodies. It was an odd throwback to the society he had come from: a rule that had no basis in sense, just something that ‘should be done’. As he pulled the last items from her body, he knelt so his face was nearly in line with her groin. Like all the others, she had never been examined so openly by another person. Even when her periods had started the explanation of what to do had been largely theoretical. Her mother had suggested that she could have a nurse come to help if she needed it. The very thought of some stranger fiddling with her ‘down there’ had been abhorrent. Now she was displayed to the man who until recently had been the butler. Still, she had determined that she would give herself in any way necessary to survive. She was sure she would survive now, indeed she suspected that she could survive on her own, she had collected shell fish, she had even caught (though not killed) a seagull. Still, she had started down this route and would continue. David Crichton had some attractive attributes. Eliza had already suggested that what he did was not too bad and that some of it she might enjoy – something neither her mother nor her step mother had suggested in the past.
He kissed her hairless slit, it was entirely devoid of those curly thick hairs that betokened a ‘real’ woman. “You have started your womenly cycle?” He asked. He would not invade her if her inner body was not ready to receive his cock.
“Oh yes, do your worst ... or your best.” she smiled. “Ohh, that’s rather nice.” His tongue was caressing just into the entrance. His hands held her small bottom tight and he progressed further. She gave little shivers. This was not what she had been expecting. She thought sex was lying on your back and a man shoving his thing in hard and it hurting and then it was over. She thought that that was something she could put up with for this adventure – she was enjoying the adventure so far. But she also knew that Eliza was not complaining about anything, and now it seemed Elspeth, her step-mamma, had not had a problem with what had happened with her; though she had not gone into any details despite Agatha asking for them. This man was licking that place where she peed. Surely that couldn’t be very sanitary?
She shivered again. “Are you cold?”
“No, it’s just; well I can’t help it.”
“You like it?”
“Oh yes, don’t stop.”
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