Simple Twists of Fate
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Chapter 15: It’s Not Over Until the Swan Sings
Erotica Sex Story: Chapter 15: It’s Not Over Until the Swan Sings - The discovery of Granny Woodbine's Elixir for curing a limp pizzle changes everything at Broad Oaks Retirement Village. It gives ordinary people extraordinary sexual prowess and appetites. Bristol - Bruges- Chelmsford - Cincinnati - Dorchester - Gaborone - New York - San Francisco - Zurich. Their journeys to a quiet part of Dorset, England, in the early 1970s are exotic and diverse. Each one of them eventually surrenders to the control of Arthur Kemp and to the allure of the elixir.
Caution: This Erotica Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Consensual Romantic Heterosexual Fiction Historical Rags To Riches Cuckold Sharing Wife Watching Gang Bang Group Sex Orgy Swinging Interracial Anal Sex Exhibitionism Voyeurism Porn Theatre
Winona Gruphoff made a face like she was drinking lemon juice. Arnold K. Gruphoff, her husband, had a very similar expression.
Mrs Greta Hodge expressed the opinion, “I did tell you that rough cider is an acquired taste. And perhaps not the best thing to wash down Golden Wonder Salt and Vinegar crisps with.”
“Those potato chips tasted strange too. When I asked what was popular, I didn’t think the woman behind the bar would serve us toxic chemicals,” said Arnie.
It was Arthur Kemp’s idea to have selected residents babysit the Gruphoffs each day while they were fulfilling their obligation to spend seven days at Broad Oaks. He was to take control of them personally at other times.
Greta was chosen to escort them on their first day because, although she was born and bred in Dorset, she had spent most of her life in Cincinnati. Besides this, Mrs Hodge had experience of the high life. That is perhaps why she had chosen to spend the day with the couple in the tiny public house formerly frequented by her grandparents.
For Margareta, as Greta had been christened, the seats inside were haunted by the old ones now gone. The long bench, by the front door, was haunted by the young ones now grown. She felt them close to her; they gave a reassuring link to all of her Dorsetshire ancestors.
This inn was situated just a few short steps away from the cottage where the old couple used to live. When Mr and Mrs Gruphoff had expressed a desire to see the ‘real Dorset’, Greta could think of no better place than the outskirts of Sturminster Newton. This was where she had spent most of her summer holidays as a child.
Earlier, the three of them had enjoyed a ploughman’s lunch. This consisted of a huge hunk of crusty bread, far too much cheddar cheese, half a tomato (by way of contrast), and a thick slice of ham. All of this was washed down with local warm flat ale.
Technically, the pub closed at two o’clock but this was achieved without anyone noticing. Customers wandered in and out and the landlady served them all afternoon.
Each of the farmers, for they mostly appeared to be agricultural workers, took an interest in the grockles (as they affectionately referred to outsiders). None of these men passed up the opportunity to flirt with the well-dressed American ladies.
For the most part, Greta acted as interpreter in these exchanges. Dorset to Manhattan and back again was a little challenging when the conversation was fairly polite. As the afternoon went on, and the drink flowed, she had to dig deep into her teenage memories to convey the smuttier nuances of the proposals that were being put to Winona.
Mrs Gruphoff was revelling in the attention. She giggled at every reference to the size of her udders or the fullness of her rump. Her husband laughed at the men’s forwardness. They didn’t care in the slightest that his wife was married to a multimillionaire. Their priorities were far more basic.
Winona loved the ancient surroundings; the place gave the impression that centuries of dust had accumulated on any surface not easily accessible to a feather duster. This was the England she had sought on their last visit. The usual tourist sites had left her a bit disappointed. This pub was older than New York.
One by one they were tempted by the exotic fare on offer: pork scratchings, pork pies, pickled eggs, and the vinegary, gritty cockles. Fine dining Dorset style.
Arnie won a few shillings at darts and then lost a lot of pounds. He thought that it was well worth it because, every time he came close to winning, the local sportsmen slapped him on the back and said, “Well played Yank!”
While he was playing and Greta was keeping score at the chalkboard, Winona got herself fingered under the table.
All in all, a good time was had by everyone.
That evening, Winona and Arnold Gruphoff and Arthur Kemp each drank a vial of Granny Woodbine’s Elixir. The two gentlemen shared Mrs Gruphoff until they all three fell asleep, exhausted, in the early hours of the morning.
It was early afternoon before the couple felt sufficiently revived to accompany Agnes and Samuel Fitzgerald to Weymouth.
Winona was enchanted by the old world charm of the seaside town.
As they sat in the window of the Royal Hotel, overlooking the sea, Winona said, “I have taken afternoon tea in some of the swankiest establishments in New York but nothing quite compares to an English afternoon tea.”
“The Governor General’s garden parties were lavish affairs. But the heat of the Bechuanaland sun meant that they were sometimes a trial. I agree, it feels more natural in England,” said Agnes.
The afternoon was concluded with a deckchair on the beach, a performance of the Punch and Judy Show, and a Mr Whippy soft ice-cream.
That evening, all of the residents of Broad Oaks had an excellent meal at the White Horse in Sturminster Newton. Arnold Gruphoff graciously insisted on footing the bill.
The following day, most of the men played golf. Arthur Kemp made a small killing by skilful manipulation of the rules. Once Stanley Dodds explained to Arnold that it was a quaint old local custom, he was happy to part with his twenty quid. None of the gentlemen objected either, particularly as the alternative was to accompany their spouses on their shopping trip to Bournemouth.
The aforementioned trip was ostensibly to purchase clothing for Arthur Kemp’s upcoming party. Although none of the ladies was really in need of such things, it did give all of the women the opportunity to gently interrogate Mrs Gruphoff, and vice versa. The verdict on all sides was favourable.
As the path from the 18th hole to the Clubhouse narrowed, the six men naturally fell into pairs. Each dragged his own trolley.
“I just love the relaxed attitude you guys have to winning or losing. I can’t imagine anyone at my country club laughing off Arthur’s little antics,” said Arnie, good naturedly to George Armstrong.
The former RAF Flight Lieutenant replied, “Ah, method in our madness, old chap. If we allow him to win out here, he is more likely to allow us to lose at his games.
“And, evidently, in most of Arthur’s little games, losing is everything.”
As it transpired, Mrs Gruphoff could have saved herself a journey if she had stayed in the seaside town. Arthur drove both of them back to Bournemouth in the evening.