Chapter 5

I woke at seven. I heard Mum in the shower. She was singing. I checked my phone.

Mum had finished ‘Mum Loves a Big Thick Cock’ and was on Chapter Two of ‘Mum Gives a Lovely Tight Ride’.

I wondered if she’d ever tell me she was reading erotica.

I heard Mum going downstairs. I had my shower, dressed, and went downstairs at twenty to eight.

As I went into the kitchen, I wondered if Babs would be braless?

She was, everything was sizzling away in the big frying pan. Babs was working at the sink.

I put my hands on her hips, my head was beside her head, and our ears were touching.

“Good morning, Babs. This is a big day for you. I want you to know I’ll be with you every step of the way. That’s a nice perfume you are wearing, is it new?”

This was the first time in my life I’d smelt Mum wearing a perfume, perfumes were just not her thing.

“Barry, thank you. I want this day to be over.

“I have so many memories of Tom.

“May gave me this perfume for my birthday last year. Today’s the first day I’ve worn it. If you like it, I’ll wear it for you?”

The way I was standing now, my mouth was so close to Babs’ earlobe.

My hands had moved from her hips to her waist. My next move would be to fondle her massive tits.

“Babs, it suits you. I’ve never described a perfume in my life before. I find it quite intoxicating, it’s delicate, sweet, feminine, and very sexy.”

I cupped both her massive breasts until my thumb and index finger were squeezing her big, hard nipples.

Babs grunted with pleasure as I took her right earlobe into my mouth and started sucking it.

My cock was hard. I wanted to push against Mum’s butt with it, but felt this wasn’t the time.

We were going to her father’s funeral this morning.

Mum whispered, “Barry, do you think I’m sexy?”

As she said this, I was sliding my tongue in and out of her ear as I fondled her massive tits more firmly.

“Babs, I think there’s a sexual volcano lurking deep inside you.

“It’ll have to be a special person to release it for you. When you date, you’ll have to be careful.

“Dad was too selfish for you. Let’s eat. We can’t be late for the service.”

Mum turned around and kissed me on the lips, but no tongue.

“Barry, I think you know me better than I know myself.

“Thank you for saying those words to me, as they mean a lot. Your evaluation of me is also correct.

“I love making your breakfast in the morning.”

We had Breakfast. Mum went to change while I read the newspaper.

When Babs got into the car, she said, “Barry, I put on a little more perfume for you.”

“Thank you, Babs, always put some under your ears as it smells great there. You look stunning in that outfit, the bra does a lot of good things for you, you’re a beautiful, sexy woman.”

The car park at the crematorium was nearly complete when we arrived. It was a quarter to nine when we arrived.

The staff had reserved the front row for us, so we walked straight to it. The pew we were sitting on had room for another eight people.

People were standing in the side aisles. I stood up to offer them the seats.

Babs whispered to me, “Barry, you have class and style. You are a perfect gentleman.”

The service began. The pastor who conducted it had thoroughly researched Tom’s life. All his charity work, the compassionate employer he had been. The way he presented it impressed me.

Tom’s request to have Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” played as his coffin disappeared behind the curtain brought many tears from the congregation.

Babs and I were the first to leave. We stood outside, greeting the mourners as they left the service. As I greeted them, it was a handshake and a hug.

The hugs were wonderful. I never in my life had so many women squeezing their breasts against my chest.

Between Fay and Su, her daughter, they were both of a similar size.

Several others surprised me with the intimacy of their hugs.

Babs and I had thanked so many people for attending. Jim was on duty when we got to the hotel. He reckoned there would be over 400 for brunch.

By chance, Jo and Jill were sitting at the same table as Babs and me. It didn’t take me long to realise there was a coolness between Babs and Jo.

I did not know why, so I would ask Mum later. As far as I was concerned. I couldn’t have a better number two than Jo.

It was Jill who was obviously visually upset. She was so polite to me. She’d also pushed her massive tits against my chest with her hug.

I thought of the video with her and her mum in bed with Tom. I had the feeling Jill would be easy, but I wanted to have Jo first.

Brunch was served, and it was tasty. I only drank mineral water, Babs leaned over and whispered, “Barry, are you having wine?”

I whispered back, “Babs, I’ve got to work today. We have two weddings this afternoon. This will be a long day.”

Mum winked at me. She’d done that several times since we’d sat down. Babs, in her outfit, looked gorgeous.

My eyes were being drawn to her magnificent tits, as well as Jo’s. I was trying my best to snatch glances at Jo’s, but I’m sure she’d caught me twice.

The brunch was over. The tables were being cleared, and people were leaving.

I was about to offer Mum a lift home, but she was texting a message on her mobile. Jo and Jill had said their goodbyes, as both were working this afternoon.

Jo had gone over to Mum, shook her hand and said, “Babs, you look gorgeous today. It’s a sad day for all of us. We must get on with our lives.”

Babs had put her mobile into her handbag.

“Babs, would you like me to give you a lift home, as we have a wedding in this area at two-thirty this afternoon?”

“Barry, I’ve just messaged May, we’re going to go shopping again as I need to buy more casual clothes for around the house. I feel sorry for you, as I think you’ll be busy all day. Will you be very late home tonight?”

“Babs, it depends on the two weddings. Both finish at eleven. It could be twelve before I’m home.”

“I want to be back here tomorrow at nine, but I’ll be home around six tomorrow night, we can have some wine then.”

Babs smiled, “Breakfast at eight-thirty, I’ll have an early night, so I’ll be asleep when you get home. Tomorrow I’ll pick the wines for Sunday night.”

May then came to our table, she gave me a hug with a kiss on the cheek, which was twice this morning.

I’d felt the weight of her massive tits on my chest. “Barry, the service today was excellent. I’m looking forward to next Saturday’s big wedding. Babs and I are now going out for a little shopping.”

I went into the office. I’d seen Fay and Su from a distance before they both waved. Jo was in the office. I told her about the property I’d bought.

She laughed, “Barry, you get things done, the new wines will arrive mid-week as we’ll need them. The wine stocks are getting low. Have you time for a coffee, as I have a couple of things I’d like to talk to you about?”

“Jo, no problem. I’ll come with you so I can see the wine cellar, then we can have our coffee.”

Jo smiled. I followed her to the wine cellar, and there wasn’t much of the high-volume wines left.

Our wine list had over 70 wines, which was too many. Someone had taken the wine for both weddings out of the cellar.