Chapter 1

My time living with Hurricane Gil was full of so much drama and turmoil that it made me feel like my life was an anime! Literally from the moment I moved in it was insane! It all started three days after moving in with him via a hookup with his best friend Kali and a few weeks of obsession that eventually turned into a hot twisted back and forth contest between him and Gil for fuckboy supremacy that neither of them were ever aware they were taking part in. Even now I can’t be sure who I thought was hotter or fucked me better between Gil and Kali but I can say for sure Kali had the bigger dick and sure as fuck knew how to use it! 🥵🔥

The first night I met Kali was three days after moving into Gil’s spare room. He was over to visit for the weekend because he was having girl troubles. I learned a few things about Kali very quickly. First, he’s a mountain biker. Second, he makes music. And third, he was in a toxic relationship with a narcissist. (I’m one to talk about toxic relationships after Gil, but I digress. 🤷‍♀️)

The more I learned about the woman he was with the more I recognized patterns from a few of my ex’s, namely my ex wife. Two things really caught my attention about Kali. He knew what he wanted and went for it, and he was very receptive to deep conversation. Given that those are two of my favorite traits, I was cooked from the start. To summarize his relationship briefly, she neglected him and he had strong reason to suspect cheating. She also was giving him the silent treatment instead of talking about their problems. On the night I met him he had given her an ultimatum; respond so they could talk or continue to ghost him and at midnight, they’d be done. Gil went to bed fairly early that night but I stayed up talking Kali through his difficult situation because I had been there before, so I knew how hard it was. I stayed supportive and present and eventually it reached midnight and he told her they were through. She left him on read.