Evil Aliens: Journey of the BCNS Suppository Splinters
Copyright© 2025 by MA7
Chapter 1
Science Fiction Sex Story: Chapter 1 - A story where hard physics K3 god tech meets morally bankrupt idiots who wield said technology. Every scientific detail is triple checked for accuracy, hard science meets dick jokes and juvenile insanity.
Caution: This Science Fiction Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Consensual Humor Science Fiction
Our story starts, as all good stories do, in a brothel with an alien Underlord spanking a sapient jellyfish.
The jellyfish, impressed by this performance, rolled over upside down invitingly, spreading wide her forest of stinger tentacles suggestively.
Underlord Xant gazed into the gelatinous mass of wet holes ringed by hundreds of stinger tentacles, the jellyfish pulsating her translucent bell margin alluringly, and Underlord Xant thought to himself those words that every man lives to regret:
“I probably shouldn’t put my penis in there ... However...”
Later this would be known as the instigating event that led to the great brothel massacre of last Tuesday, but it was currently the great brothel massacre of right now.
Jellyfish prostitutes screamed as burning particle beams scythed through their translucent bodies, the naked Underlord Xant holding smoking barrelled particle beam pistols in three of his four hands, his fourth hand gingerly holding a bag of ice to his badly stung nether regions.
The brothel was huge, occupying the entirety of a city sized rotating cylindrical space habitat, and Underlord Xant had a great time stalking through the immense structure committing an extremely satisfying mass shooting.
Through windows Xant could see hundreds of tall elegant towers in the curving landscape of the cylinder, the landscape lit by an illuminated light tube high above in the axel of the cylinder, with the opposite side of the cylinder visible above the light tube. Xant was high up in one tower of this brothel city.
Xant sloshed through the thigh deep seawater that filled every floor of this building, he shot an electron particle beam into a nearby jellyfish in the water and just about zapped his balls off!
“Fucking seawater!” Xant snarled and turned to regard a distant huge window, taking careful aim at the glass.
The electron beam arced down into the water in a lightning bolt and shocked his nuts again where they just grazed the water!
Xant adjusted one of his pistols to fire protons instead and aimed at the window.
Shots discoloured the glass to opaque where the protons hit the glass, for a few moments nothing, then hairline fractures spread through the glass. Xant impatiently shot the glass more times until suddenly it exploded out in a rush of water.
Jellyfish screamed as they were carried out by the current, dragged across blades of broken glass at the window base and then sent hurtling down over the edge.
Jellyfish flopped about uselessly on the floor as the water level dropped. Xant shot them with his electron beams, still managing to get shocked through his wet feet!
“Gronk! Where are you!” Xant yelled expectantly for his personal bodyguard.
“Coming Master!” A wet stupid sounding voice called back cheerfully.
A huge motorised wheelchair rolled into view around a corner, carrying a 3 metre diameter sphere of dark metal covered with eyes and various orifices. Out of many orifices protruded brutal looking weapons of various kinds.
“Here Master!” The metal ball of weapons and metre thick armour announced with stupid excitement, the biomechanical killing machine evolved for micro gravity and requiring a wheelchair in a gravity environment.
“Help me shoot these jellyfish Gronk, but DON’T fire the anti-proton canister launcher inside the building, I repeat...”
“FIRING ANTI-PROTON CANISTER LAUNCHER MASTER!”
“No don’t you fool...”
BOOM!
The idiot had fired a canister directly into a jellyfish flopping on the wet floor nearby. The jellyfish immediately exploded ... As did the floor under it ... And the walls ... And the air itself...
Underlord Xant leapt aside as the baryonic matter around the jellyfish took on properties similar to the heart of a star.
“JELLYFISH!” Gronk yelled cheerfully, seeing another flopping nearby and fired another anti-proton canister, jellyfish and concrete exploding in equal measure.
“You will destroy the building you fool!”
“YES MASTER I WILL DESTROY THE BUILDING!”
“Wait no!”
Walls and floors exploded as the moron turned his wheelchair remotely to fire canisters of fucking antimatter into the structural components of the building itself!
The ceiling above exploded from a shot, dumping a surge of water and jellyfish from the level above!
“JELLYFISH!”
Underlord Xant fled for his life away from his moronic bodyguard as the air around him partially plasmarised, diving behind a corner as the building continued to structurally disintegrate with himself still inside it.
Xant found scared looking jellyfish on the floor next to him, he shot them in irritation, getting zapped by the wet floor again!
Gronk let out a cry, Xant looked around the corner just in time to see Gronk toppling out of his wheelchair down an enormous hole in the floor.
SPLASH!
Gronk had slammed down into the water of the floor below.
“JELLYFISH!”
BOOM!
Steam erupted up through the hole in the floor, the antimatter plasma flash boiling the water explosively.
Underlord Xant avoided the hole and tried to find his clothes, still completely naked. His species’ flesh was completely transparent like a jellyfish, showing off his semi-translucent internal anatomy and transparent blood, his silicon dioxide bones and teeth as transparent as the rest of him. Some bits of his innards were more translucent than other parts, but all of him was see through to some degree except for his eyes and eyelids.
His guts were visibly full of his last meal, with a brown turd somewhere along his intestines. It looked gross.
He was a very well muscled transparent creature with swollen chords of translucent contractile fibre slabs visible through his skin, he was tall and strong, bred for war, he looked extremely handsome.
Hidden under his ice pack was a (currently badly stung) huge transparent penis, with two enormous testicles that were visibly full of white semen in the complex of ducting visible through his skin.
He turned a corner and found a huge wet bed with various of his male soldiers lying naked in a group. Through the transparent skin of his minions he could see the unmistakable form of his sister, Vysha, lying naked in an unflattering position.
“What’s all the shooting, Underlord?” One of the soldiers asked stupidly from the naked pile.
“We are killing these jellyfish! One of them did something unforgivable to me!” Xant angrily informed the men.
“You stuck your dick in one of them and got stung, didn’t you?” His sister Vysha asked suspiciously.
“I, erm, SHUT UP! Just kill them!” Xant shouted defensively.
Vysha got up, her body identical to Xant’s, only less muscular, smaller, and with three pairs of swollen milk glands visibly full of white milk running down her body front. She also had a vagina, which was strangely clean inside with no visible trace of semen in her reproductive tract. (Her anus and lower intestines, on the other hand, were solid white on the inside).
“You did anal AGAIN?! What is wrong with you you disgusting freak of a female!” Xant reprimanded his revolting sister.
“I like it in my bum.” Vysha replied cutely.
“You are supposed to be laying eggs to breed new soldiers you stupid hive mother! You can’t get pregnant up your arse!” Xant scolded.
“But I prefer anal. Vagina sex is boring.” Vysha pouted.
“I expect you to breed an entire BATTALION of new soldiers by journey’s end! You are a terrible hive mother who NEVER gets pregnant because you keep taking it ONLY up your arse!” Xant shouted at her.
“But I’m an anal girl...”
“I don’t want to hear it, get pregnant already! And you men, STOP fucking her up the arse you gross fucks!”
The building trembled slightly as Gronk continued firing into the structural integrity of the building, the building very assuredly on fire now.
Underlord Xant found his clothes and dressed, organising his stupid men and his anal slut of a sister. The building was lurching slightly at an angle now.
CRACK! CRACK! RIP!
The top half of the building suddenly fell over sideways like a cut tree from Gronk’s damage, smashing against adjacent buildings in a spectacularly destructive fashion.
Xant was now standing on a partially open air floor, half the ceiling ripped away above him from the building collapse.
“Is this building still safe?” Vysha asked skeptically, putting on the six cups of her bikini top.
Another building collapsed down beside their building, (as a result of Gronk enthusiastically shooting anti-proton canisters at it out of a hole in the walls below), shaking the remains of their building terribly.
“I’m sure it’s fine.”
Underlord Xant and his minions continued the jellyfish massacre as smoke and steam billowed up from the building below them, Gronk still enthusiastically blasting his way down through the floor with maniacal glee.