Mob Princess - Tess DiRosa's Story
Copyright© 2025 by Argon
Chapter 11: Elusive Trail
Two days later, it was back into the grind. The Season to be Happy notwithstanding, more fake twenties had appeared all over western Montana. Tess was paired with SA Schultz and spent a week driving over snowy roads to collect the counterfeit and to interview the last owners, again mostly mom-and-pop shop owners and the proprietors of diners and deli shops. Schultz had come out with the news that she was expecting. In fact, she was well into her second trimester, and she began to feel the effects.
It was clear that the venues were selected for their lack of surveillance cameras, since no fakes ever turned up in gas stations or supermarkets. This was rather bitter for business people for whom twenty bucks were real money and who could not afford security systems.
They also noticed that the radius of the twenties’ emergences was narrowing, and they surmised that the person(s) distributing the fakes did not like to drive far on wintry roads. The epicenter seemed to be in or near Clearwater County. Gorman applied for and got a warrant to place concealed surveillance cameras in five of the locations where the fakes had turned up, of course with the owners’ consent. Since they lost money to the counterfeiters, all of them agreed.
For two weeks, Tess and Schultz patrolled the businesses at two-hour intervals, using a small SUV painted in white and checking the cash registers for fakes, and in week two, they got lucky. In the small township of Templeton, across the river from Clearwater proper, a shop owner had his business closed over noon to see his dentist, and he’d only taken one twenty bill after reopening. He could even recall the face of the man. He’d bought a cheap six pack of beer and pocketed the change. The shop owner recalled that the man had smelled funny.
Schultz examined the lone twenty in the till and then gave it to Tess, not even trying to hide her smug smile. Tess looked at it and balled her fists.
“Gotcha!”
With slightly trembling hands, she then retrieved the camera from its hiding place on the shelf behind the counter while Schultz woke her laptop. They transferred the memory card to the loading slot of the laptop and copied the last three hours worth of recording to the hard drive. Then the memory card was placed in an evidence bag and sealed, with Tess recording the transfer on her smartphone.
Feeling bad for the elderly shop owner, Tess bought a load of groceries before they left, heading for the Clearwater Motel, where they stayed. Scanning the recording they could easily identify the man who had paid with the fake. The still was a little grainy, but it was good enough for an identification.
Next, they set up a video conference with the Spokane office, sharing the news and transferring the still to Gorman’s computer. It was agreed that they would contact the Clearwater County Sheriff’s Department in the next morning, giving them the available information, and using their resources to identify and, ideally, locate their suspect.
When the video call ended, Schultz parked herself on her double.
“I’m not leaving the evidence unsupervised, Tess. There’s the Clearwater Diner. You go and get us some takeaway and soft drinks, but conceal your badge and sidearm.”
Tess nodded and retrieved her runaway outfit from the trunk of their car. Tying her hair back into a single tight braid, she looked five years younger, and she left the motel room on her foraging mission.
She was back from the diner twenty minutes later with two huge roast beef sandwiches, cokes and water bottles. They ate their excellent sandwiches companionable while watching the news on the old CRT TV set in their room. When they ran into the first repeat, they switched it off.
“This is great for Gorman,” Schultz mused. “He’s overdue for a better posting.”
“He’s a great boss, at least in my view,” Tess agreed.
“Hey, they may even recall you from Siberia,” Schultz chuckled.
“I don’t know. The people I know from FLETC and Laurel have these supposed plum postings, but they’re not happy either. The last few weeks here have been great.”
“Yes, you’re right. Once you’re past your probation, things will get even better. You seem to be quicker than other probies we had, and you’ve been a great help in the last weeks.”
“Thanks. This is what I thought the job is like all the time.”
“It’s what it is, Tess. At least, it looks like we’re going to win this one.”
They watched some more news, but soon they turned in. Tess set her alarm for 5 a.m., planning for a morning run, and she was soon fast asleep.
Her morning run led her all along the main thoroughfare of the small town. The sun was not up yet, but she saw quite a few people at work already. The general store was open, too, and she quickly dashed in to get a fresh tube of toothpaste. Payment here was only cash-optional; the owners preferred plastic or used tabs for the locals. Tess commented on that, and the proprietress laughed.
“No cash, no holdups,” she grinned. “No fake twenties either.”
She pointed at a sign: ‘We don’t accept denominations over $10.’
Tess chuckled. “I heard there are problems with funny money around here.”
“We got swindled once, and then my husband printed the sign. Fool me once, you know?”
“Smart. You accept singles?”
“Sure, Hon. You’re not from here, right?”
“No, I’m from Philadelphia by way of Spokane.”
“You’re one of those DEA agents? It’s time somebody did something about those meth cookers in the mountains.”
“No, ma’am, I’m not a DEA agent. Sorry to disappoint.”
The woman looked her up and down. “All right, Hon, I’ll stop being nosy. You do your stuff here and keep buying from us.”
“I’ll do that, ma’am. Have a good day!”
“You too, Hon!”
When Tess returned to the motel, Schultz had already showered, and Tess quickly washed off the sweat and fixed her hair before stepping out in panties and bra to dress in her pant suit.
They had barely finished their breakfast when Schultz jumped up, and Tess followed. Fifteen minutes later, they entered the Sheriff’s Department. Schultz showed her credentials to the receptionist/dispatcher at the front desk and asked for an interview with the Sheriff.
Two minutes later, Tess noticed Janet Running Elk entering the reception area.
“Hi, I’m DC Janet Running Elk. The Sheriff is in Missoula, and I’m the senior. How can I help you?” She saw Tess then. “Okay! You guys are Secret Service, I guess. Hi, Tess! I take it you have a lead on the fake Jacksons?”
“You two know each other?” Schultz asked.
“When I moved to Spokane, I stopped at a diner. Deputy Running Elk was eating there, too, and I recognized her.” Schultz looked lost. “She’s a bit of a celeb. She’s the drummer in a semi-professional rock band.”
“Oh, I didn’t know. Sorry. Deputy, I am SA Pamela Schultz, US Secret Service, and, as you obviously know, this is PA Teresa DiRosa. Yesterday, we obtained video footage of a suspect who was paying a purchase over in Templeton using a counterfeit banknote. We came to let you in on our investigation and to solicit your help.”
“That’s mighty neighborly of you. As you may know, we’ve had a spree on funny money sightings around here, and it gets annoying. Why don’t you come back with me?”
They entered an office marked with Deputy Sheriff J. Running Elk, and were asked to sit. In few words, Schultz then told the deputy about the recent progress they had made and about the sting operation in Mom-and-Pop stores. Then she opened the laptop and showed the video recording of the purchase and the best still they had of the suspect.
“I know the guy, and no way he’s a counterfeiter,” Running Elk said decisively. “That’s Gerald Two Bears. He’s a carpenter. Does a lot of construction around here.” She made a face. “I guess he also accepts cash payments without receipts, if you catch my drift.”
Tess spoke up. “So maybe he did a job and was paid in fakes?”
“Yeah, we better talk to him. Let me call in my dad. He is an ex-deputy and my predecessor and still a sworn auxiliary. He knows Gerald, and Gerald trusts him.”
“That’s probably a good idea. We don’t really know how long those fakes are in circulation before they pop up on a bank counter,” Schultz answered. “Is he living far from here, I mean Mister Two Bears?”
“A bit out of Templeton, I think. Dad will know where. That area is a bit of a radio hole, so we’ll better charge our sat phone. You have one, too?”
Schultz nodded, and Running Elk made a call.
“Dad, you have time today? We need you, and bring your gear, please ... Yep, it may end up in a major bust ... Okay, you may bring Old Sharpie. I know you’ve been dying to use the old blunderbuss. See ya!” She shook her head. “The old coot insists on bringing his old Sharp’s.”
Both agents looked their questions.
“An old, blackpowder buffalo gun, range up to 1,000 yards. Dad’s is chambered for .50-90 cartridges, and he competes at the Forsyth shoot every year.” Seeing their blank looks, she added. “An annual rifle shoot. I don’t think we’ll need it anyway.”
The man who drove up twenty minutes later, wearing a deputy uniform, had to be in his sixties, and his wrinkled face showed the effect of spending a life outdoors at high altitude.
“Agents! Nice to meet you. What’s up?”
Again, Schultz recapped their investigation and showed him the still photo.
“Yes, that’s Gerald. Probably didn’t wear his reading glasses when they slipped him the fake. Shall we go and talk to him?”
“That would be best, Dad. You know him best, so I’d like you to do the questioning, if that’s all right with you, Agents?”
Schultz nodded. “This is about stopping the fakes, not about my ego.”
The old man smiled. “Have you checked their credentials, Jan? They don’t sound like feds to me.”
“That’s what you get when you hire females: no monstrous egos, Deputy!” Schultz grinned back.
“Call me Chief, please. It’s not a title, just my first name.”
Tess shook her head. “Maybe tonight, over a beer, you can tell us the story behind that.”
They checked the gear in their SUV one more time and put the sat phone in the charger before they followed Deputy Running Elk and her father in their Tahoe. They drove over the Clearwater River bridge and then left, following the signs to Templeton. A little ways after the township, they turned onto a gravel road leading uphill for a mile or more and then into a drive way leading to a farm building. It was solidly built, in great repair, and with flower beds in the front yard.
The two cars stopped and they alighted when the man they recognized from the video recording opened the front door, squinting at them. His face lit up when he recognized Chief Running Elk.
“Hi, Chief! And Janet, too! What brings you out here?”
“Gerry, the young ladies here are from the Secret Service. They think that you paid at Walt’s mercantile yesterday using a counterfeit banknote.”
“Shit, Chief! I didn’t know. I’m sorry. I’ll drive over and give him another twenty.”
“About that, Gerry, have you done any work lately where they paid you in twenties? This is between you and me, and the ladies don’t work for the IRS.”
“Shit, yes! I fixed the roof for the new owners of the Clark Farm, over on Dry Gulch. Wasn’t much, just a half day of work. I charged them two hundred, and they paid in cash, twenties.”
Schultz stepped forward. “Mister Two Bears, thank you for being so open about this. When you did the repairs, did you notice a funny smell?”
“Now that you say it, Ma’am, yes I did. I even told them, and they said they had the rooms fumed on account of the mold. I told them it wouldn’t help and offered to replace the dry walls, but they said that they didn’t have enough money for that yet.”
Four LEOs looked at each other and nodded. Schultz put on a smile.
“Thank you again, Mister Two Bears. You’ve been a great help. Please keep our visit to yourself for a week or so. Now, may we have a look at the twenties you received?”
“You’re gonna confiscate them, aren’t you?”
“If they’re fake, yes. We’ll give you a receipt. Then, when that Clark Farm will be auctioned off in a few months, you can file a claim with the DEA.”
“Shit! DEA? You mean those lying polecats cook meth over there? Chief, I really didn’t know! How am I s’posed to know what that devil shit smells like?”
“Relax, Gerry,” Janet Running Elk told the old carpenter. “Nobody’s blaming you. You’ve helped us. Now show us the Jacksons, please.”
They were all asked in where an elderly woman had already set the table.
“You’ll have some coffee, will you? We rarely get visitors out here, and it would be an honor.”
Tess saw and heard the woman and in her mind she envisioned a fitting first name. This was confirmed by Chief Running Elk.
“Sure thing, Gladys. You’ve got some cranberry cookies, too? I bet those young ladies only know boxed cookies.”
“Oh my, yes. So you are secret agents?”
Schultz smiled. “No Ma’am, we work for the US Secret Service and we are Special Agents. I’m Pam Schultz, and this is Tess DiRosa. We’re both city people, and we’d love to try your cookies.”
Over coffee and cookies, Schultz looked over the eight twenty-dollar bills Two Bears produced, using thin nitrile gloves. After finishing, she held them for Tess.
“You try!” When the Two Bears looked their question, she added. “Agent Di Rosa is still in training.”
Tess pulled on gloves herself and looked over the bills, quickly sorting them in two small piles, real and fake, three and five. She pushed them back.
Schultz nodded and shuffled the five fakes together into an evidence bag.
“Ma’am, did you touch those bills?”
Gladys Two Bears shook her head. “That’s Gerald’s business money. We keep that apart from the spending money.”
Schultz then asked her husband. “Sir, would you agree to give us your fingerprints on this sheet of paper? We must exclude your fingerprints from others who handled these counterfeit bills.”
Two Bears looked at his friend, and Chief nodded.
“Sure, I’ll do it.”
They left fifteen minutes later, thanking their hosts and with repleted caffein and blood sugar levels. Before they drove off, they conferred briefly.
“I’ll call my boss,” Schultz told them. “I guess he’ll get the DEA on board, too, before we move on that farm. We’ll need your help, too. You know this terrain, and we don’t.”
“Sure thing. I will call my boss, too. I’m sure she wants to be here for the fireworks. Do you know the Clark Farm, Dad?”
“I must’ve been out there maybe four years ago when old Mort Clark was found dead. Open and shut natural causes death. When the coroner was finished, we just locked the door and brought him in. The farmhouse is sitting at the entrance of a small, dead-end canyon, and they have a good look on the approaches from there. Be difficult to sneak up to them, so it’ll have to be a frontal approach in full gear.”
“Any way to get close, maybe eavesdropping on the inhabitants?” Janet asked.
“I could do it, maybe with one of the agents? I’m only auxiliary.”
Schultz made a face. Sneaking up on a meth farm with her baby bulge was not appealing to her.
“I can do it,” Tess offered. This just sounded like the action she wanted.
“Guess it’ll have to be you. I’ll clear it with Gorman.”
“Thanks! I’ll be careful,” Tess smiled back. “I’m gonna need some camo clothes.”
“I’ll get you something,” Janet answered. “I’ll also get a surveillance warrant from Judge Herbert. Just sound, right, Dad?”
“Sound and infrared scanner. We need to know the number of people inside.”
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