Preface

-My private life-

Well, regarding me, as I moved from Cozumel to Playa del Carmen, my life changed completely overnight.

Cozumel is simply hardcore diving, nothing else. I personally recommend divers with less than 50 dives to go to Playa instead, and after at least 6 -- 8 dives down there, make day trips to Cozumel. Cenote (caverns) excursions is a whole other level. Do at least 10 local dives before you go on a Cenote trip, please.

If 10 dives do sound like a lot, you can always book a 2-tank dive in the morning, and be back for lunch, and spend the Afternoon with your wife. That way, you both get the best possible mix out of Playa del Carmen: You get your daily two dives, and we plow half a day long your wife’s pussy. 😊

Of course, many men cheat, and the readers here find it normal, but when a wife cheats, men feel like if the FBI is visiting them on their doorstep... 😊 Hilarious. Some stats for these surprised angry boys: Studies show that approximately up to 20% of wives have admitted infidelity, and that is just the official number. Men up to 23 %.

Some people may think I am a shitty pro diver, but e, g, I saved a lot of people at the beach from drowning in Playa (“rip currents”), I saved an Asian female diver from another dive group of a “down-out-current” on a Cozumel dive reaching her not before a depth of 55 M (180 Ft.), and mind you, air becomes toxic at 56 M / 187 Ft. I was able to, while kicking as hard as possible towards the wall, having grabbed her BCD strongly, inflating both BCD’s to the max, somehow getting us out of that current, while right away, once we were out of that current, dump the air again. I brought her to her dive group from another dive centre, went back to my divers which I had parked before going after her on a ridge of the wall, and ended the dive.