Part 3

The first 6 days from Daniel Smith’s perspective

Day 1

Professor Doohan looked at his watch. He slowly stood up from his chair, his hands on the table. “Okay, ladies and gentlemen, time is up. Put down your pencils and leave your papers on the table. You may leave the classroom now.”

There was a creaking of chairs, and the students began to stand up. Before the professor could finish his sentence, Daniel was already on his feet and heading for the door.

Professor Doohan announced, “The results will be posted on the bulletin board in an hour.” The professor paused, looking at Daniel, and continued, “Of course, only if you are interested in the results, Mr. Smith.”

Daniel glanced at the professor and left the classroom with a smile. It would be just another hour, and then 3 months of freedom.

As he walked down the hallway, Daniel felt a hand on his shoulder, and just as he silently uttered the word freedom...

“Hey, buddy,” Mike, Daniel’s classmate and friend, called out.

“Hey, Mike.”

“Are you in a hurry?”

“No, we have to spend an hour waiting for exam results, but that’s not going to happen in this fucking building,” Daniel rumbled.

“Hell, yeah! Let’s go to Ruby’s for a beer. I think that waitress likes me.”

Daniel shrugged his shoulders as if approving, as they hurriedly left the college building and continued walking towards a nearby café.

Mike wasn’t as good a student as Daniel, and he wasn’t popular with the other students either. He lived his own, somewhat bohemian lifestyle.

He was full of his free-spirited and anarchist ideals and didn’t care what others thought of him. Because of that, Daniel respected him immensely. His eighties-style haircut, black T-shirt, black pants, and always black glasses looked stupid to many, but not to Daniel, who liked his consistency.

They walked into the café and sat down at the bar. An attractive waitress was standing inside the bar.

“Two beers, please!” Mike called out as they sat down at the bar.

The waitress with a pronounced cleavage approached the bar. “No whiskey today, Mikey? Ha-ha-ha.”

“Not tonight, honey!” Mike replied in an easy banter.

“Yeah, I bet!” She said, biting her lip and handing the guys their beers.

Daniel thanked the girl politely and took a sip of beer. Turning his attention to Mike, he asked, “How did you do on the exam? Do you think you’ll pass?”

“Absolutely not. I already know I’ll be repeating the year in the fall anyway. On the other hand, this summer I have an opportunity to get a bad seasonal job, and I can earn enough money to study for a few more years, ha-ha. Being independent from my parents is a gift and a curse,” Mike replied earnestly.

“What will you be doing?” Daniel asked, wondering what the awful seasonal job could be.

“My friend has a travel agency. During the season, he needs a tour guide who owns a van. With every group of tourists I take to the falls, I get 500 dollars.”

“Wow, that’s really good!”

“Yeah! What are you going to do this summer?”

“If my parents don’t have other plans, I want to sleep until noon, play games, play guitar, and hang out with you guys. And if I’m lucky, I might even get a girl,” Daniel replied wistfully.

“Ha-ha-ha. Oh yeah, that’s an excellent plan, man!” Mike bellowed.

The guys drank their beer, talked for a while, and decided to go back to college to find out their results.

The waitress came over to them again, sticking out her tits. “Are you leaving already?” the cute waitress asked.

“I’m sorry, but we have to go,” Daniel apologized.

The waitress smiled flirtatiously. “Don’t forget about me. I love it when you, students stop by.” “Well, how could we forget about you, honey?” Mike flirted right back.

Daniel and Mike returned to the faculty building. About twenty students were already in the hallway eagerly awaiting the results of the most important exam of the year. Most students looked nervous and worried, but not Daniel, who had never failed an exam before and was, therefore, full of confidence. He considered this just a formality.

The moment of the results announcement was approaching, and all the students were slowly approaching the notice board. Finally, the professor’s assistant arrived and put the papers with the results on the board. Daniel didn’t push with the others but rather let the others pass in front of him. Only when several students, happy and unhappy, moved away did Daniel approach the board and look at the results. Daniel’s face turned completely white. He stared at the results and, after a few seconds, reacted.

“Oh, shit! I didn’t pass. He laughed for a moment. “Ha-ha-ha. I can’t believe it!”

Daniel didn’t look disappointed or angry. In fact, he didn’t know how to feel because he had never experienced such a feeling before. The girl standing next to him was Hilde, with whom he had always been on good and friendly terms.

“Daniel, what happened?” Hilde asked.

“Why does everyone look more worried than me? Nothing happened. I thought I knew everything, so I didn’t even look at the latest material. Trust me, this won’t ruin the good feeling I have that the holidays start today.”

“Are you really that indifferent, or are you pretending?” Hilde could hardly believe Daniel’s nonchalance.

“See for yourself!”

“Maybe I will, ha-ha.” Hilde laughed.

“Um, whatever. I’m going. Mike is waiting for me outside.”

“Wait, Daniel! You may think everything is fine, but it’s clearly not. You’re my friend, and you helped me a lot with my exams and how I fit into the new environment. That’s why I can’t just leave you. We need to talk—is that a problem between friends?”

“Of course, it’s not a problem, sorry. I’m just a little confused. You can join me and Mike,” Daniel offered.

“No, you two go without me, but promise me that we’ll talk these days while I’m still in town.”

“I promise, I’ll call you tomorrow.”

“Okay, see you later.” Hilde waved her fingers.

As he left the building, Daniel thought, Hilde is a cool, simple girl and an excellent student. She’s a country girl; her parents have a farm, and she’s spent her whole life on the farm. City life is something she doesn’t like. She just doesn’t belong here. I remember when she came here, to the city. It was hard for her, and I was always there for her, helping her. Hilde is big-boned, tall, and has very pronounced curves. I don’t like to use that term for someone I love, but the fact that she is a little fat does not fit the stereotype of an urban modern girl at all. But for me, she is a great girl, a nice person, a friend...

Daniel saw Mike talking on his cell phone in front of the building. Mike ended the conversation and asked, “How does it feel to fail an exam?”

“Not bad, another reason to get drunk on Saturday.” Daniel smiled, but it didn’t reach his eyes.

“That’s what I want to hear, ha-ha. Are you going home now, or are we going somewhere?”

“I want to go home and relax. This day was a lot.”

“Yeah, me too.”

“When do you start working?”

“Next week.”

“Already? Then we have to meet before you leave.”

“Yes, of course. Call me one of these days.”

“Of course, see you later,” Daniel replied and spun around to leave.

“See you!” Mike called out and turned to go to the bus stop.

Daniel got on his scooter and headed home. On the way, he thought, Now, the only problem is how his parents will react to this. I think Dad will understand, but Mom...

He arrived home quickly, parked his scooter, and went inside. Mom met him at the door.

“Good day. How was the exam?”

“Just a day.” Daniel stepped forward and went to his mother to kiss her as usual. It isn’t that easy to tell her that I failed.

“So, tell me!”

Daniel looked her in the eye, and said ashamed, “I failed the exam.”

Helen was petrified for a few seconds and asked loudly, in a tearful voice, “Oh my God, Daniel, what happened? How is this possible?”

“Mom, everything is fine. I just didn’t study the last material well because I thought I knew everything about it, and that was one part of the exam that I solved wrong. Nothing serious.”

“Aaa—but that’s not possible. How could this happen?” Helen became very nervous and upset.

“Mom, calm down and don’t dramatize. I failed the exam, and now what?”

“You can’t just fail the exam like that; something is wrong with you!!! You’ve never failed an exam before...” By now, Helen was nearly shouting. Then Helen started screaming uncontrollably. Mia came down the stairs to the kitchen.

“What’s going on here?” Mia asked, looking around.

“Nothing. Mom is having a nervous breakdown,” Daniel answered, cool as a cucumber.

“Your brother failed the exam! That’s what happened!” Helen huffed.

“Oh, my perfect brother, how could you...” Mia said with a good dose of irony in her words.

Daniel tried placating his mom, “Mom, calm down. I’m going to my room.”

Daniel and Mia climbed the stairs, leaving their upset mom in the kitchen. They entered Daniel’s room. Mia sat on Daniel’s bed while Daniel nervously paced his room.

“She’s making a scene like this because of one failed exam?” Mia asked incredulously.

“Yeah. Unbelievable. I’ve never seen her so upset.” Daniel paced the small room, running his fingers through his hair.

“I think it’s normal for her age,” Mia tried comforting her brother.

“Ha-ha, yes, you’re right...”

“Daniel, are you okay?” Mia asked, a bit of worry tingeing her tone.

“Don’t start now. I’m upset, not because of the exam, but because of her reaction,” Daniel responded impatiently.

“Yes, I know; that’s why I’m asking you.”

“Of course, I am fine.” Ugh.

“Can I ask how you managed to fail the exam?”

“I just didn’t even look at the last material, ha-ha.”

“Don’t worry, you’ll pass next time.”

“Thank you. I know you’re on my side.”

“I need to survive dinner today. I hope Dad will come in time and calm Mom down.”

“You and me both,” Daniel agreed. “I think it’s better to go out or stay in the room.”

“I’ll definitely stay home.”

“You’re always at home. Why don’t you go out?”

“I’ll go out on the weekend. Taking a nap and lying down like this suits me perfectly now.”

“I completely understand.”

“Okay, I’ll leave you now. When you get down, call me so we can go together. I don’t want to be with her when she’s like this, I want someone with me.”

“Okay.”

Mia went to her room, and Daniel mulled over the events. Now I want to see where I went wrong. I need to analyze it in detail. He turned on the computer and took out the papers and the book. He had to analyze the mistakes made on the exam. Soon Daniel’s smartphone started ringing. It was his aunt, Marie.

“Hi, Auntie. I take it that you’ve already found out,” Daniel started the conversation without much ado.

“Oh yeah, bad news travels fast,” Maire replied in a sassy tone.

“Yes, it does, doesn’t it?” Daniel’s glum tone let on that he wasn’t totally comfortable with his situation.

“Okay, I didn’t call you to tell you anything. I just wanted to hear how you were,” Marie hastened to assure Daniel.

“I’m fine. It’s nothing serious.”

“Helen, your mom, is overwrought, so I promised to see what was happening.”

“Well, I just ignored the last material. Honestly, I didn’t even look at it because I thought I knew.”

“Yes, that’s what I thought. This will happen to you more often in the future because you never study. You pass your exams because of your intelligence and observations. I was like that too.” Marie laughed softly.

“Explain it to my mom, ha-ha.”

“I will. I’m coming for the weekend; see you on Friday or Saturday.”

“Okay, Auntie, see you!”

“Bye.” Marie smiled as she put her phone down. Her sister was overreacting, as usual. There wasn’t anything “going on” with Daniel. He was only being a ... normal student.

Daniel continued studying, and after a while, someone knocked on Daniel’s room door. Daniel called out, “Yes!”

His mom stuck her head in the door and said, “Just to let you know, dinner will be when Dad gets home.”

“Okay, Mom.”

It was dinnertime, and Daniel had come down to the kitchen. Greg, Helen, Mia, and Daniel sit down at the table.

Helen opened their usual evening exchange of news: “Okay, do we want to start with the good news or the bad news?”

Daniel started the ball rolling, “As you know, I failed the exam. I apologize. I simply ignored the last material, but I’ve already managed to analyze it, and I know where I went wrong.”

“Daniel, it’s okay; you don’t need to apologize. Mom is upset, and that’s understandable. You’ll have another chance in the fall, and now you have almost 3 months to prepare.” Greg attempted to put everyone’s mind at ease.

“Yes, it won’t be a problem, I promise,” Daniel affirmed.

Helen kept the ball rolling. “Greg, tell us what’s new.”

“I talked to Trevor today, determined that we need help in the office, and we decided to hire Mia and Lisa.”

“Dad, that’s great, yay! Thanks, Dad.”

Mia stood up and kissed her dad. She was overjoyed.

“Lisa is your friend, and you can arrange your working hours with her. You don’t have to be in the office 24/7. One of you in the morning, the other in the afternoon, or you can alternate daily. It’s up to you two to arrange it.”

“I’m so happy, and I can’t wait to get started,” Mia enthused.

“You can start in a few days as soon as we get the office, desk, phone, and computer ready and get the paperwork done...”

“I can’t believe my little sister is going to start working. Congratulations.”

“Daniel, be polite,” Helen warned.

The dinner was a pleasant affair. Daniel and Mia got up from the table and went to their rooms.

Daniel, closing the room to his door, let out a sigh of relief. Now I’m done studying. The break can begin. I know where I went wrong, and Aunt Marie will check it with me before the next exam. Now I can relax.

Daniel glanced at his guitar in the corner of the room. Oh yes, it’s time. He picked up the guitar and started playing. I always feel better when I play. Time flies so quickly. It’s already too late to go out now. I’ll play PlayStation for the rest of the evening. Maybe all night. Why not? Now I have to go down and get a drink and some snacks. This is going to be a long night.

He left the room and started down the stairs and heard unusual noises. What’s that noise? What’s that sound? What’s going on downstairs? Daniel paused for a moment and then slowly descended to the last step. He looked to his left towards the living room. And then he saw...

On the sofa, his mom is riding Dad’s cock. He saw Mom’s bare back, her ass, and Dad’s cock entering Mom’s hole.

Daniel was shocked. What the hell? No, no. This isn’t happening! He watched for a few seconds and then recovered from the initial shock and started back. He took a step back and stopped. He leaned his back against the wall. I can’t believe I caught them fucking in the living room, ha-ha. Something must have turned them on if they didn’t have time to go to their room.

At that moment, Mia came to the stairs wanting to go down. Daniel quickly put his finger to his mouth to signal her to be quiet and signaled her to stop. Mia didn’t understand the message and took a few more steps toward the bottom of the stairs. She looked to her left for a moment.

“Oh!” Mia whispered.

At that point, Daniel grabbed her hand and pulled her back, and they quickly climbed the stairs back to the first floor. Daniel whispered angrily, “I showed you not to come down, damn it.”

“I didn’t understand what you were showing me!” Mia whispered back.

“You were not supposed to see this!”

“I cannot believe what I just saw ... But you saw it too ... whatever...” Mia waved her hand

“It doesn’t matter. They didn’t see us. So nothing happened, right?”

“Yes, I guess. Ok, good night.”

“Good night.”

They both went to their rooms. Daniel turned on the PlayStation and started gaming. His thoughts were swirling in his mind. I still cannot forget that situation. That scene ... But I am not a child. Of course, they’re having sex, but now I have firsthand evidence, ha-ha. Is it luck or misfortune that I saw it? Maybe I should have stopped when I heard the moaning sound? No, it’s not my fault. They need to be careful where and when they’re having sex. Besides, what if I did? Anyone can catch their parents having sex. Yes, but I saw ... I saw ... that moment when Dad’s cock went into her pussy. Should I say that? They’re my parents. So what if they’re my parents? Why pretend? Yes, I saw Mom’s pussy and Dad’s cock. She looked really horny, and she was riding his cock. That’s what I saw, and that’s the only truth. I’m not a child, and I can deal with it. But what about Mia? Did she see the same thing? Oh, she’s a grown girl too; she knows what sex is. Does she even know? Whatever, I don’t care. But why do I have an erection now? Is it because I saw...? I think it’s normal to get an erection when you see something like that, right? It doesn’t matter if it was your parents or someone else; it was sex, and that’s how sex affects people. Maybe I should watch porn...

Daniel turned off his PlayStation and started watching porn on his computer. He took out his dick and started jerking off. Ugh, I’m so horny. I’m going to come soon. I need tissues ... It’s late. I’ll, aah, now ... There was no time to look for tissues. His cum was already scattered all over the table and the monitor.

This felt so good. A lot of cum came out, so my balls were obviously full, and now I need a rest. He lay down on the bed and kept thinking, I’m thirsty, but I have to wait a bit before I try to come again. Who knows if they’re still in action? I’ll wait a bit, and then I’ll go downstairs.

But Daniel soon fell asleep.

Day 2

Daniel woke up. What time is it? Oh, it’s only 9. I could sleep more, but I’m so thirsty. I’ll go downstairs, and maybe I’ll fall asleep again.

He went downstairs, and after drinking half a liter of orange juice, he realized he was hungry too. Cornflakes with milk were his usual morning food. Then he went back to his room. I don’t feel like sleeping anymore. Of course, I slept all night. I can play the guitar now. No, that’s not a good idea. Mia is probably still asleep. If I wake her up, she’ll be livid. There’s nothing worse than grumpy sisters. The PlayStation is a better option.

He continued the game where he left off last night, and after a while, he thought, I need a break. By the way, what should I do tonight? Maybe go out with friends or? Or maybe with Mike? Oh well, I have to call Hilde before she leaves town.

Daniel took his phone and texted Hilde:

Are you still in town?

Hilde answered shortly ... Yes, this week.

Great, can we meet tonight then?

Sure.

Shall we go for a drink somewhere?

All options are open. Come to my place, and we’ll see.

Okay, see you at 8.

Daniel thought Hilde would love to go out with me because she doesn’t have any friends here to hang out with, and the local boys certainly don’t want to be seen with a girl from the village who has a few extra pounds. I can play the guitar now. Rock on, Daniel!

He took the guitar and played all afternoon. In the evening he was lying in bed when he heard his mother’s voice from the hallway.

“Mia, Daniel. I’m home.”

Daniel and Mia opened their doors simultaneously and shouted, “What?”

Helen was in the hallway when she replied, “I have to meet Diana soon. I’ll make dinner so you can eat when Dad comes home.”

Mia and Daniel looked at each other, shrugged, and laughed because they clearly remembered what they had seen the night before. They went back to their rooms.

It was almost 7 o’clock when Daniel started getting ready. After showering and changing, he left the house deep in thought. I think it would be okay to buy flowers and wine when visiting a lady. Of course, this is not a date, just a meeting with a friend. Hilde is my friend, nothing more. She is not my type of girl. She knows that. We always have a lot in common to talk about. We love each other, but not in that way.

He visited a nearby store, bought flowers and wine, and headed to Hilde’s apartment. He rang the doorbell, Hilde opened the door, and Daniel gave her the flowers and kissed her.

“Oh, thank you! You are such a gentleman.” Hilde smiled.

“Hehe, it’s nice to see you.” Daniel was still unsure whether he did the right thing by bringing flowers and wine.

“I’m glad you found time for me.” Hilde peered up at him.

“I always find time for my friends.”

“You’ve dressed so nicely, and I’m still in my home outfit.”

Daniel looked at her, appreciating her loose T-shirt and shorts. “You look good.”

“Yes, for those who like fat country girls, ha-ha!” Hilde belittled herself—she really did feel self-conscious about her weight.

“Is that bad? Ha-ha.” Daniel tried to lighten the mood.

“I don’t know. By the way, what do you want to drink?”

“I really don’t know. Give me the same thing you want to drink.”

“Then we’ll open this bottle of wine and go sit in the living room.”

They sat in the living room. A pop music channel was playing on the TV. Hilde started fumbling with the remote. “Sorry, I know you don’t like this. I’ll put it on MTV Rock.”

“It doesn’t matter. I’ll survive.” Daniel waved his hand.

Daniel drank some wine and put his glass down while Hilde’s glass was empty already.

“Tell me to stop drinking when I start talking too much.” Hilde glanced at Daniel.

“I thought country girls could drink a lot.”

“You’d be better off not knowing.”

“I don’t want to know, ha-ha.”

“And how are you dealing with failing your exam?”

“Okay, I’ve already analyzed the situation, and I know where I went wrong. But my mom is crazy. I don’t know; what she thinks is that I’ve started taking drugs or something...” Daniel openly complained.

“Of course, she’s worried because you’ve always passed your exams without problems.”

“I think she’s already forgotten that too.” Daniel hmphed.

“What do you mean?”

“It seems that way because...” Daniel abruptly stopped.

“Because...?” Hilde tried to prod him.

“Eeh. It doesn’t matter.”

Daniel drank his glass, and Hilde refilled their glasses.

“It probably doesn’t matter, but as soon as you interrupt the sentence, the person you’re talking to clearly thinks it matters.”

“I know you love psychology and like to analyze everyone’s communication. You won’t talk me into saying it now. It really doesn’t matter.”

“Psychology is my hobby, I admit.”

“Why didn’t you decide to study psychology then?

“Because then I would have to stay in the city. Only city people need psychologists. We, in the countryside, are much healthier mentally, ha-ha.”

Yes, because you spend most of your time with the cows, ha-ha.

“Ha-ha. Don’t change the subject. Instead, say what you were going to say before.”

Why did I say that? Daniel thought. Now I have to tell her everything. There’s no way to skip it anymore. She won’t stop nagging me until I give in.

“Okay...” Daniel became apprehensive and fumbled with his hands. “Well, I caught Mom and Dad in the act, ha-ha, nothing special.”

“Ha-ha. And who hasn’t?”

“What? Did you catch your parents doing it too?”

“Of course, I did. I think most kids have seen their parents having sex at least once in their lives.”

“Yes, probably.”

“But you city kids are so fucked up that you need a psychologist when you see your parents naked.”

“That’s not true. I think people in the city are much more open about it than people in the country.”

“Yes, people in the country are more conservative than in the city, but in the country, kids mature faster than in the city.”

“I don’t think that’s true,” Daniel said stubbornly.

“Yeah, it’s true,” Hilda remarked defiantly and continued, “Kids in the country become independent sooner. As kids, we were always outside all day. Here in the city, they lead kids by the hand. At 13, I was more mature than the girls here at 16 or 17.”

Hm. I guess I have to agree with you.”

“Of course, I’m always right, ha-ha.” Hilde poured the last drops of wine from the bottle into their glasses.

“And what will you be doing in the country all summer?”

“As you know, my parents have a farm, so I’ll have a lot of responsibilities. I’ll split my duties with my siblings. All my friends are also there. In fact, everyone is friends with everyone there. All the locals know each other. In the evenings, everyone goes out to the same bar—young, old, everyone ... We swim in the river, do stupid things, and have fun...” Hilde sighed.

“Well, that sounds good. Definitely better than spending the summer here among the concrete buildings.”

“What are you going to do this summer?”

“Pretend to study, ha-ha.”

“Ha-ha, at least you’re honest with yourself. I think I’ll have to open another bottle.”

“If you do that, then we won’t leave here.”

“I don’t mind. We’ll stay here. Anyway, are you hungry?”

“No, I’m not. I ate before.”

“Just tell me when you’re hungry, and I’ll make something,” Hilde offered.

Hilde opened another bottle of wine and filled the glasses. “Come on, make yourself comfortable, take off your shoes, and stretch your legs on the table, like you’re at home.”

They were both sitting on the sofa with their legs stretched and on the coffee table.

“Are you going to see your other college friends during the summer?” Hilde inquired.

“I don’t think so. Most of my friends are going somewhere.”

“What is Mike going to do this summer?”

“I’ll meet him on Saturday because he’s leaving too.”

“Really? Where?”

“He’ll be working as a tour guide.”

“Ha-ha, I can’t imagine him as a tour guide.”

“Me neither, ha-ha. And what exactly will you do on your farm?”

“Mostly around the animals. Cleaning, feeding, preparing for milking...”

“Ha-ha, you’ll milk the cows?”

Ha-ha, cows aren’t milked by hand anymore. There are machines to do it.”

“Oh, nowadays there are machines for everything; soon there will be machines for sex. Actually, there are already robots. Have you heard of that?”

“Yes, I’ve read about them. I think they were invented in Japan...”

“Yes, in Japan.”

“Since you don’t have a girlfriend, you can buy one now,” Hilde joked.

“Well, you can too, for that matter.”

“I won’t need one. I’m going home, ha-ha.”

“So what if you go home...?”

Hilde just laughed.

“You mean you have someone there?” Daniel asked and raised his eyebrows.

“I have a lot of them there, heh-heh.”

“Hmm, I didn’t think you were that kind of girl.”

“What kind?”

“I mean ... in sex...” Daniel faltered.

“You think I’m still a virgin? Ha-ha-ha.” Hilde laughed.

“I didn’t think so, no.”

“Then what do you think?”

“Never mind.”

“Oh, my shy city boy, it’s the second time you have stopped talking when it comes to sex,” Hilde needled Daniel.

“No, I’m definitely not ashamed of it. I just don’t feel comfortable talking about it.”

“Don’t worry, you can tell me what you saw that night when you saw your parents ... That’s nothing new to me,” Hilde prodded Daniel.

“I just wanted to go to the kitchen to get something. When I came down the stairs, I heard some noise. Creaking, gasping ... When I went downstairs and looked towards the living room...” Daniel blushed, embarrassed.

“What did you see?”

“My mom was riding his cock lustfully. I saw her from behind.”

“Ha-ha, did you see the details?”

“Yes, that detail when ... You know...”

“When what?” Hilde leaned closer, fixing him with her stare.

“When his cock goes into her pussy. At that moment, my sister came in.”

“Oh, my God, she came to watch the show too...” Hilde smiled wickedly.

“I quickly pulled her hand, and we moved away.”

“How did she react?”

“I don’t know. She went all red and immediately went to her room. We didn’t talk about it.”

“Okay, now you and I know the details, ha-ha. No big deal. It’s always better for old people to have sex than to fight.”