Chapter 17

The next day was Sunday, the first day of three RDOs. Hamish was busy putting something else together in the pen when there was a knock at the door. “Oh, hi Mum, this is a surprise. Come in.”

“Thank you. Dad’s at work, and he hardly seems to be home these days, so I thought I would pop by and say hello to you and Hamish. Where is he, by the way?”

“Would you like a cuppa? Then I’ll get Hamish from the spare room.”

“No worries, love. I’ll get him.”

Our villa is small, and in no time, Mum was at the door when I called out, “Mum, you can’t go ... in ... there.” My voice trailed off as Mum opened the door.

“Hi, Hami...”

Mum looked stunned, shocked, or was it disbelief, when I stood next to her while she stared at the cross, fucking machine, the wand on the floor from last night, and then at the bench Hamish was assembling.

“I think I should leave you two alone. I’m sorry, I should have called before visiting.”

“Mum, you don’t have to go because of being embarrassed. You know what Hamish and I are like in bed, stay and chat. It’s okay.”

“I’m not embarrassed, more like envious. I was young once, and while we didn’t have the modern gizmos of today, your Dad and I had a wild time.”

Hamish walked up to Mum, put his hand on her shoulder, and said, “Susan, when I first met you. I thought you were a prude when you wouldn’t let me stay overnight until you did, and then I saw a changed woman. Stay and talk with Isabel. You know you want to.”

“Mum, would you believe Hamish fancies you?”

“Hey, hold on. I didn’t say that. I said. Your Mum looked like a decent enough milf, and we should ask her to our next game of strip poker.”

“Thank you, Hamish. I knew all along you would make a good son-in-law. What’s this about a game of strip poker you wanted to invite me to?”

“Mum, you don’t want to know. We all end up naked and having sex.”

“Yes, I recall back in my day. Your father and I would play strip poker, but the result was always the same. We’d end up naked, having sex. It was great being young, but now your father’s hardly home, and since you’ve moved out, our sex life has dropped off. You two got me, and Tom excited we screwed the same time as you two.”

“Mum, too much information, you know. We don’t need to know when you and Dad are intimate.”

“Well, I’m waiting. Who is going to tell me about the card game? I may want to join in on the fun.”

“Believe me when I say you won’t.”

“Tell me first, then let me be the judge.”

“It’s like this. Before we play, each player has to nominate a sex act they would like performed if they win. The last time we played, Mel wanted to screw Hamish. Hamish wanted Mel and me to sixty-nine each other, and I wanted Jason to suck off Hamish.”

“And who won?”

“Jason.”

“And what did he want?”

“Sorry, I won’t tell you.”

“Hamish, how about you tell me then?”

He looked at me, and with the meanest-looking face, I shook my head. He smiled back and said, “Jason wanted to screw his sister. After he won, he did.”

“Hamish, you pig. I told you not to tell Mum.”

“Don’t be angry with him. I would have got it out of one of you before I left. Hamish, what did you do while my son screwed his sister?”

“Melissa and I got a little friendly before Mel sat on Izzy’s face, then ate her cream pie.”

“My God, Hamish. Is nothing sacred? Why did you have to tell Mum all the details? Oh, wait a minute, you want to see her naked? Yes, I remember you said if Mum lost, then I would have seen a naked Mum and daughter. You pig. You fancy my Mum.”

“Okay, yes, your Mum is a good-looking woman. I’m sure a lot of guys fancy their mother-in-law. But it doesn’t mean they go around screwing them.”

“Thank you, Hamish. Maybe it’s best if I go now and let you two have make-up sex. It’s the best, and let me know when the card game is on. I’ll join you if your father’s at work.”

“You realise that Jason or Hamish could end up fucking you?”

“Yes, I do. It could be fun.”

After getting input from my brother and mum, and because of Dad’s afternoon shift, we decided that next Sunday works best. We set the game to start at two at our villa. What has Mum let herself in for?

Mum arrived a little early on the Sunday of the card game. Her skirt finished mid-calf, with a top and cardigan. “Hi, Mum, you’re early. Can’t wait to get your clothes off, eh?”

“Yes, I’m looking forward to the card game, but I want to talk to you. I need some help. Since you moved out, Tom hasn’t touched me, and I don’t know if he has found another woman and no longer finds me attractive.”

I cuddled her before saying, “Come and visit me next Sunday, and we’ll chat, but looking at your skirt, it’s nice, but it’s too long if you’re trying to attract your husband. Wear a dress or skirt above the knees. Do you wear sexy lingerie for him when you go to bed?”

“No.”

“Any sex toys?”

“No, I’ve never thought we needed them.”

“Yes, you do, but we’ll chat more later. Think about wearing sexy, revealing clothing. Flash your panties at him and see what happens.”

“Thank you.”

“Now, are you ready to play?”

“Oh, yes.”

“Good, let’s join the others in the lounge.”

The five of us sat on the floor in the lounge. I was the dealer, working clockwise. Next to me were Jason, then Melissa, Hamish, and Mum.

“Okay, for Mum’s benefit. I’ll deal five cards, and you may change up to three. Once we’ve exchanged our cards, we lay them down to see who’s won. The four losers will remove a piece of clothing until four of us are naked, leaving them out of the game. The winner will be the one who still has an item of clothing on when the rest are in their birthday suit.”

“Jason, if you won, what would you like?”

“You eat, Mum.”

“Wow, I’m surprised. I thought you’d want me again.”

“Melissa, if I need to ask?”

“Fuck Hamish.”

“Yep, thought so.”

“Be nice, Hamish. What’s your choice?”

“Fuck Susan.”

I looked at Mum, who blushed, and said, “See, I knew you fancied her.”

“Mum.”

“You eat, Melissa.”

“And what’s your choice, sis?”

“You suck off, Hamish.”

“How many items of clothing are you guys wearing?”

“Eight,” the two guys replied.

“Ladies.” Seven. Yep, me too. Guys lose an item.”

“Ready to play?”

I won the first round and by round four. There were four winners. Only Hamish hadn’t won a round. After round five, Mum pulled her top over her head, revealing a sexy lacy black bra. Wow, Mums come dressed for the occasion. Hamish thought he had won in round six while looking excitedly at his cards, and after we completed the exchange, he quickly slammed his cards onto the floor and said, “Two pairs, ace high. Beat that.” Mel laid down a Full House that left Hamish in his jocks and Mum down to her sexy lacy panties and bra.