Chapter 6: Out on the Town With My Mom

It was getting close to lunch time so the first thing we did was look for a place to have a light snack for lunch. I love Pittsburgh and especially my home town where there seems to be a multitude of small diners that look like little holes in the wall but serve up some great food if you know where to go. Having lived here all our lives, we knew a few favorites and so we grabbed a couple of salads and some ice tea before heading off to do some serious damage to my dad’s credit cards. We found our way to one of the more expensive malls in the area which had a number of specialty shops filled with the latest fashions and cosmetics. For the next few hours we both had fun trying on clothes, smelling new perfumes, and of course buying a few choice items.

Both my mom and I picked out some sexy negligees and I had a feeling we would be getting a chance to model them before the day was over. Actually my dad was pretty good at picking out sexy lingerie which I guess wasn’t surprising. After all, lingerie is for men and so I guess who better to select it than a man? I say it’s for men because if I had my way I would just go to bed nude and get it over with. But men are wired differently and seem to love the visual stimulation of a woman wearing a naughty outfit and the sensual joy that comes from getting her out of it. Face it, some of those damn outfits are downright uncomfortable! I wonder what a guy would say if he knew I was more interested in getting that damn teddy out of my ass crack than anything else when I am stripping it off! Oh well, a girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do! The things we put up with to please our men!