How Harriet Learnt to Smoke and Fuck and Love Jesus

Report:
Harriet Danes
Upper Sixth Form
Kunt College
December 2049

Dear Mr & Mrs Danes,

Harriet has had a very successful autumn term. She has maintained her high marks in English, French and Fucking and, whilst she has found the Further Fucking syllabus quite challenging in some respects (she needs to work hard on deep-throating, and prepping her anal, for example), her devotion to her chosen fetish, and the hours of extra time she has spent on it, mark her out as a distinctive fucker with massive potential for the future.

There has, sadly, not yet been a massive take-up of smoking amongst young people since its legalisation three months ago – despite the commendably strenuous efforts of the government to encourage it (including the provision of cigarettes free of charge through schools). For this reason, the Ministry of Education has decided to sponsor a nationwide youth smoking fetish competition. Smoke-’n’-Fuck will take place at Wankminster Central Hall in June. I think Harriet should definitely enter, as she has great potential.

On another subject, the Royal Academy of Fucking are already welcoming applications for the 2050 intake, as you know. Harriet tells me that you have been helping her with hers. Please do let me know if I can be of any assistance. We at Kunt would of course be delighted to write a reference.

Kind regards,

Miss P. Poussée
Deputy Head of Fucking | Tutor, Fuckindor House
Kunt College, London
“Proud to be Enlightened: Valuing and Nurturing the Fuckers of the Future”