How Harriet Learnt to Smoke and Fuck and Love Jesus

Dear Mr & Mrs Danes,

Harriet has had a very successful first year in Sixth Form. Her marks so far in her chosen ‘A’-Levels – English Literature, French and Fucking – have been very impressive. But quite apart from her academic success, she has proved herself to be a fine example of a New Enlightenment young lady, liberally fucking many of her student colleagues as well as several of the academic staff. She has also availed herself of many of the enrichment activities available here at Kunt, and has become a stalwart of our twice-weekly Porn Club. I am delighted that she has chosen to take Further Fucking in her second year as a fourth ‘A’-Level. She has also signalled her interest in applying for a place at the Royal Academy of Fucking in autumn 2050 – an ambitious goal, but one which should be within her grasp if she applies herself assiduously to her studies.

As you may be aware, the government is eager to ensure that young people keen on a professional career in fucking should develop skills in a wide variety of sexual fetishes, so as to make them more employable in an increasingly competitive fucking market. Therefore, the Further Fucking syllabus requires a choice of fetish, and in Kunt College that choice needs to be finalised by no later than Tuesday 21^st September. However, Harriet seems somewhat unclear as to what her chosen fetish might be. Perhaps this is something you could discuss with her over the summer, so that she can start working on it once term resumes in the autumn?

Kind regards,