Chapter 1

I want to start these stories by just stating an obvious set of truths. Here they are: My name is Myles Fontaine. Yes, that Myles Fontaine, the Olympic gold medalist in men’s 3 meter springboard and 10-meter platform events. We should have taken gold in the synchronized events but that German Judge scored us low on purpose. I’m eighteen, which seemed to shock everyone at the games, though I don’t know why. Now here are the truths I need you to understand if you are going to have a chance at comprehending my story: All boys my age are terminally horny. I know it’s an obvious truth, but if you’ve never been an eighteen-year-old male, you don’t really know. Oh, don’t get me wrong, I’ve known some eighteen-year-old girls who are horny as well, but they aren’t half as horny as us guys.

Here’s another truth for you that is important to my story. All guys my age have a ton of fantasies about the females on our list of women we’d like to get busy with. That’s another truth too. We all have a list. Unlike me, most guys don’t write it down, but I am kind of into lists. My life is hectic, so lists help me keep everything straight. So, I have a very detailed list of females I’d like to fuck. It’s so detailed that it’s broken down into sections:

Fantasy women. While all these women are fantasies, the one in this section are the famous women I find hot and use as spank bank fodder. You know the ones, celebrities, movie stars, singers, that kind.

The no-nos. These are the women in my life that while I secretly find them hot, doing anything with them is never a good idea. Hell, most of them it would be illegal to fuck. You know the ones I mean: my mom, my aunt, my big sister, both my cousins and recently my new stepmom.

The girls I know. Now we get into the part of the list I can and have used. Teenage girls my age or at least legal to fuck. Included in that list is the girl I lost my virginity to who was someone I shouldn’t have had a shot with. Kelli Crookshank is my big sister’s best friend. I don’t know how it happened, but for some reason Kelli decided that for my sixteenth birthday she was going to teach me how to please women. She taught me a master level class on seduction and sexually satisfying the opposite sex. Part of that led to her fucking me, taking my virginity. Also, in this part of the list is my current girlfriend, Mackenzie. I’ll tell you more about her later.

Ladies in authority. This, of course, was all women I knew who at one time or another oversaw me. This included teachers and assistant teachers at school, doctors and nurses. Even my dive coach and trainer, Lanna. Any lady who was sexy that was in an authority position over me.

And finally, Milf’s. I think this one is the biggest and, of course, the most obvious group.

It is this group that brings about this little tale. Don’t get me wrong, before this club happened, I was happy with just fucking my girlfriend, Mackenzie’s tight little bald pussy. Hell, I’m still happy shoving my cock in Kenzie’s beautiful body. To be honest, I never thought anyone in the Milf category was obtainable until that fateful day a few months ago. You see, my mom had a club that meets once a month at our house. They called it a book club, but honestly, I never once heard them discuss a book. I think that was just the excuse for all of them to get together and drink wine in the middle of the day one Saturday a month.

Mostly, they gossiped, talked about their lives, complained about their husbands, and bragged about their kids. I knew every woman who came regularly and, to tell the truth, I lusted over most of them. Besides my mom, who is one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen, there was my mom’s older sister, Aunt Adrianne, My twenty-five-year-old twin cousins Paige and Mona, Mom’s best friend and our next-door neighbor, Krystal Crocker. Another regular attendee was my best friend Justin’s mom, Riley Banks. This week my girlfriend Mackenzie’s mother Angelia Sharp, the Episcopalian priest’s wife, my English professor and arch nemeses’ mom Robin Zypher and finally the high school Librarian, Lydia Kayne. There, of course, were others in the club, but they weren’t there this week, just those. But it was a conversation this Saturday between my mom and Riley Banks that changed everything for me.