S02E06: Roberta Lee (41), with Huddersfield

Fade in on grainy low light video footage of a slim and attractive raven-haired woman, in early middle-age, on her back, with a naked bald man on top of her, pounding away in the missionary position. She’s holding on and gasping.

“Come on then...” She says through a smile as another man steps into frame, climbs over her head and eases his cock into her more than willing mouth. Both men fuck her for a few seconds until we fade through to...

High grade video of the same woman, now casually dressed, walking along a busy shopping strip in a northern town. Her hair is blowing around - she has to hold it out of her face until she can get out of the wind into a shop. As she walks she checks out any reasonably healthy male she sees. She has that look on her face that says she wants to have every one of them.

She speaks in voice-over with a strong but alluring Yorkshire accent.

“My name is Roberta Lee. I’m 41, I’m married, I’m from Huddersfield in Yorkshire ... And I like to swing.”

We cut to Roberta sitting on the couch in her living room, her husband (Jackson) at her side, looking very relaxed. He may be the bald man who was fucking her in the home video we opened with.

“My first marriage was a disaster, and my second wasn’t much better ... I cheated on them both, and they found out, and it was over. Then I met Jackson and we’ve been married for nine years – which is more than the first two marriages put together. I’ve never had to ‘cheat’ on Jackson because we both get to have sex with whoever we want, whenever we want ... That’s our deal.”

Jackson smiles and strokes her long hair, and comments, “The funny thing is, when you’re free to have sex with anyone, it makes you appreciate sex with your own partner all the more. I love to fuck, to swap partners, or go to orgies ... It’s amazing to watch your wife take on a couple of guys, then dive in afterwards and finish her off ... It’s like total commitment. She’s mine, I’m hers, and we prove it by going back to each other after every fuck.”

Roberta leans forward toward us, almost as if giving away a secret. “I suck him clean after every slut he fucks, and he gives my pussy a good licking clean after every man I do too!”

She sits back and continues. “We have a nice little group of swingers we party with, but sometimes we like to spread the love and we go to swinging clubs and have fun with total strangers.”

“Roberta’s very popular.” Jackson interjects. We could have guessed as much. She has that dirty-older-woman vibe going nicely.

Roberta flips her long hair, an affectation we’ll get used to, and continues... “We’re always looking to see if there’s something more we can do. Something to test each other, something to shock the group. We talked for years about the idea of having sex with an animal. Just the two of us, but never did anything about it ... Then we joked about doing it at a party with all of our friends watching ... And ... Well, neither of us laughed. It wasn’t a joke anymore. It was a very real idea ... So ... All of a sudden, here we are...”

And then we cut to a party. A big room, curtains closed, furniture pushed back to the wall and the floor covered with cushions.

Roberta and Jackson are hosting ... Mingling with eight guests (four couples) - some laid out on the floor, some standing. Stroking each other, drinking, laughing. The guests are all wearing masks that obscure the upper half of their faces. The guests believe they are here to take part in a documentary about swinging.

They may be anonymous, but you know them all – Sophia, a middle aged bank manager and her husband Roger, Tom the butcher and his wife Marie; Simon the middle-management bloke and Jessie the younger secretary he’s been shagging for years; James and Tess, two music teachers from the local comprehensive school ... They offer their opinions of the swinging life...

Tom the butcher, “I don’t believe that monogamy is natural...”

Simon the middle management man, “The best thing about swinging is that there are no rules.”

Sophia the bank manager, “Swinging parties are awesome because you never know what’s going to happen – and anything CAN happen.”

James the music teacher, “Unlike the rest of the world, we don’t judge anyone – we just want to have fun.”

And on Roberta...

“She’s a little bit of a leader of the pack – she goes first and we all follow.”

“I remember the first time she came to a party, I thought, hello, we’ve got a live one here. She’s up for anything...”

A few minutes later, everyone has paired off – the butcher with the bank manager, her husband with Jessie the secretary, and her boss groping the butcher’s wife’s tits. Meanwhile Jackson has settled down with music teachers James and Tess – with Jackson already spooning behind Tess as they kiss, and her husband off to the side, looking at Jackson more than his wife. The couples have taken up positions on the cushions in a circle around Roberta.

Roberta talks to the camera as much as she’s talks to her guests. After their masked interviews, her exposed face is almost more erotic than her exposed breasts. “We’ve all known each other for quite some time, and I think...” She does a mental inventory... “I’ve had sex with everyone in this room...” There’s a murmur of approval and a slight smattering of applause from the guests.

“As I’ve told you all before, I love new experiences, and Jackson and I have been wanting to try something special for a while now ... And that’s why we’re really all here today ... I’d like to introduce you all to the newest member of our little swinger’s club...”

Cut to outside the house, it’s a dark night and the driveway isn’t lit up ... We can see Max, a bulky ball of white fur walking up the driveway in the darkness alongside a man with skin so dark we can barely see him. The owner introduces himself in voice-over, “I’m Steve, and this is Max. He’s a 5 year old, pure-bred Alaskan Malamute. Max has been sexually active with women for about 3 ½ years, and today will be his third appearance on the show. I think he’s done fairly well so far.”

Cut to a minute later, Max and Steve walking into Roberta and Jackson’s party. Max is very excited to see so many naked bodies.

The reaction of the room varies from huge smiles, to stunned silence and a gulp, one excited clap from the bank manager, and a disgusted departure from the middle-manager and his secretarial slut (who looks like she’d prefer to stay). Peter is invited to stay by Marie and it doesn’t take long for him to be naked on the floor with everyone else, happily sitting between Marie and Sophia. He’s the only black person here and the ladies are quite happy to have him there.

Meanwhile, Max is getting acquainted with Roberta who is busy ruffling his fur and stroking his head. She never looks away from him as she talks, “I want to be on all fours, and I want him to just fuck me however he wants to fuck me...” She says. “I want to everyone to let me know exactly what I am when I do it...”

“Dog whore!” Says the Tess, probably a little prematurely. James, her husband, shoots her an ‘idiot’ look and she shuts up.

“Maybe afterwards, there might be some of him left-over for one of you lucky ladies...” Roberta smiles. “But I hope not ... I want to use him all up!”

Our three camera are set up outside the circle – two on tripods, the third hand-held ... Multiple angles catching Roberta as she leans in to the dog and offers her mouth. His long tongue sweeps his face in short excited bursts – her cheeks, his jaw, her nose, her mouth ... Which she opens. Tipping her head back, letting his tongue slop inside, resisting the urge to gag ... Trying to keep her face still whilst he energetically whacks his tongue down her throat ... She finally breaks it off when she’s about to choke. She giggles a little then looks up at the camera.

Are you looking forward to fucking him?

“Oh yes. Absolutely.” She says. “I’m looking forward to being absolutely smashed!”

She continues to make a big fuss over the dog, stroking him and hugging him, feeling his long soft fur against her medium sized, soft breasts. “Are you guys looking forward to this as much as I am?”

Again, the guests respond with a smattering of applause and a few comments. “Yeah”, “Yes please”, and from one of the ladies, “Suck his cock ya dirty slut!”

Roberta reacts with a laugh, then looks to Steve for approval and he waves toward Max... “Be my guest ... He loves it...”

She drops onto her side and shuffles up close to the dog, then takes hold of his sheath and starts to fondle and wank him in short fast bursts. Good hand work, and editing, mean that a couple of inches of his cock are showing almost immediately. She leans in and kisses the tip, then opens her mouth to let him to squirt a couple of shots of watery pre-cum onto her tongue. She tries to swallow this, but it’s too salty for her and she gags, coughing and spitting out what she can.

No sooner has she cleared her mouth and flipped her long hair away from the camera, and she’s taking the cock back into it. A few inches at first, then more as it begins to grow and harden, all the time she is making sure the camera can get a front row, unobstructed view of the action.

Throughout the following sequence, amidst the slurping and gasping and moaning sounds from Roberta and some of the couples, there’s a frequent, strongly Yorkshire accented refrain of “Oh, you dirty bitch...” from Sophie as watches her hostess playing with the dog.
The rest of the group is fairly quiet except for the occasional comment of encouragement from one of the men, or a quiet abusive insult from Marie, speaking like a true butcher’s wife when she accuses Roberta of being “a dirty dogslut” and encourages her to “take that dog cock like the whore you are”. All of the comments draw a half smile from Roberta as she continues to put on her show.

Her lips wrapped around the dog’s cock. Sucking noisily. Withdrawing it to take a look and make a comment, “Wow, that’s so hot ... I mean, it FEELS hot...” And then back into her mouth to suck some more, holding the thick shaft in her hand, letting the slimy cum/saliva combo drool from her half-open mouth, forming a couple of long strands that hang down as she sucks.