S02E015: Nigella Megson (32), from Leeds

Focus on a friendly 30-something woman standing outside a small reception venue. Her dyed blonde hair is pulled back behind a double-pierced ear with two rings through the lobe, then falls casually over her company uniform, a dark blue blouse and skirt combination coupled with a moderate heeled shoe. Smart, but comfortable. The uniform doesn’t give much away about what is hidden beneath, but from a quick appraisal we can judge that she’s carrying a few extra kilos. She’s no stunner, but her white-toothed smile is engaging and her blues eyes bright.

“Hello,” she opens in a strong Yorkshire accent, “I’m Nigella Megson, I’m a 32 year old mother of three. I’m a venue manager for a leisure services team in Leeds, England, and ... I’m DESPERATE to have sex with a dog!”

The rest of the staff at the reception centre, including management, believe we are shooting a documentary about working mothers, with Nigella as our subject today. Little do they know.

The majority of the interview is conducted at the family home, with husband Wayne by her side, and three young children running riot in the background. 5 and 7 year old sons fighting whilst 10 yr old daughter tries to dance. We intercut between direct-to-camera interview footage, shots of family life, and shots of Nigella at work under the audio of the interview.

“We tried to spice things up a couple of years ago. Wayne’s always been going on about how sexy it is when a woman has sex with a dog while her husband watches, and I think that’s a bit, you know, it’s kinky. It doesn’t turn me on itself, but making your partner happy by doing something so disgusting, there’s something really erotic about that ... So, we went online and we found this couple from Sheffield. We got friendly and we watched her blow their dog on a webcam. Wayne had sex with me while we watched and I was sooooo wet. I didn’t know if it was because she was sucking a dog’s willy, or if it was because it was so intimate. Just a computer screen between us. We could talk to her whilst she did it. She could hear me moan while Wayne did me.”

“They were talking the whole time.” Adds Wayne. “You know women, can’t stop them talking!” He smiles at his line.

Nigella ignores him and continues. “After a couple of weeks we went over to see them for some fun with their dog – I was supposed to have sex with him, and Wayne was going to watch with them ... But that all went wrong. They had been so nice on-line, but face-to-face they weren’t that nice. The husband wanted to watch me have sex with his wife before we played with the dog, and that’s not what I’m into at all. I’m happy to play with an animal, but I’m not a lesbian!”

“She’s definitely not a lesbian.” Adds Wayne.

“I really wanted to try it though, so we bought a dog.” Says Nigella. “A great big German Shepherd, hair everywhere. We had him a year, house training him, taking him for walks ... Waiting for him to be old enough ... But when I started trying to touch his privates he got very defensive, violent even - bit me a few times. It was a bit of a thrill to be honest, the danger of it, but I didn’t feel safe enough to go on. I think we rushed him a little. It was very sad, we had to give him away. It almost put us off. It was like it wasn’t supposed to happen.” She looks a little sad.

Then Wayne speaks again, “Then we saw your advert...” They both smile.

Cut to: The garden at the reception venue. It’s a classy location and appears fairly deserted. One of the advantages of Nigella managing the venue is that she has access to it when no-one else is around. We cut to Nigella, standing on a flight of steps where a hundred couples have had their wedding photographs taken ... But Nigella’s not wearing white, well, not much of it ... She’s wearing almost nothing. Stockings, suspenders, panties, bra and a crooked little smile. Nothing more. Her boobs are a decent size, her belly slightly rounded, her thighs a little chunky and her bum a little saggy.

In close-up, she continues her pre-sex comments. “I’ve been looking forward to this for ever-so-long. For me, and for Wayne, I’m hoping that the dog will really blow my mind ... And if he does, you can rest assured that I’ll blow him right back!” She smiles, quite proud of her line.

We cut to a longer shot, full length, as she removes her bra and those big boobs sag, her big hard nipples virtually pointing to the floor. She removes her knickers, leaving her stockings and suspenders on, and revealing that her pussy is neatly trimmed, well looked after. A quick close-up, coupled with a camera-friendly thigh spread from Nigella reveals that she has a couple of gold rings through her labia (which match the two in her right ear).

So you’ve wanted to do it for a long time ... Now we’re here ... Any second thoughts...?

Nigella laughs out loud. “No ... We’ve both wanted this for so long. Wayne especially ... I think he’d explode if I didn’t go through with this now!!”

Wayne, standing just off to the side of the camera, adds, “I’ll explode if you DO go through with this!”

Outside the venue, a black van rolls along the gravel driveway into the empty car park. The rear door opens, and after a short – undramatic pause – a big black Rottweiler jumps out and sniffs around happily. It’s Rocky, our original dog, making his first appearance of the second series.

Pablo, his owner, gets out of the driver’s door and stretches, then whistles to his dog, and begins to walk to the front entrance of the building with the Rocky at his heel.

Pablo speaks in voice over with a lazy, almost sleepy tone. “I’m Pablo, and this is Rocky ... Rocky has serviced plenty of women in his life, but he’s never done it outside my house, so today is a new experience for more than just this nice young lady...”

In the garden, with Nigella in her lingerie, looking back to the building, breathing hard – her nerves rising. Waiting for her future...

It’s smiles all around - Nigella, Wayne, our crew, and the newly arrived Pablo, as he and Rocky walk out of the building and arrive at the top of the steps, looking down at the semi-naked woman. Rocky makes a move, skittering down the steps toward her, with a leering open mouthed ‘smile’ on his wide face. Nigella takes an almost involuntary step backwards, down another step, as he approaches. Not scared, not really...

Rocky comes right down to her, a steps up from her, so when he arrives his snout is around the level of her pussy ... And he takes advantage of that to sniff at her and take a couple of quick licks catching her inner thigh more than her pussy, and causing her to gasp a little – more surprised than pleasure on this occasion.

She recovers quickly, and bends her legs a little, spreading her thighs a little again, reaching down to pull her pubic mound upwards and expose those pierced pussy lips to Rocky, presenting him an invitation to lick her property. He accepts the invitation. His big hot tongue slurping over her pussy lips, soaking them, tasting everything. As he licks there’s the wet tongue-on-flesh sound, but also the slight metallic clink of her pussy rings rubbing against each other.

Rocky steps into it, down a step, angling his head up, snout between her thighs from a low angle, face right up under her cunt, tongue working non-stop.

She’s gasping and smiling, spreading her thighs by bending her legs, taking her weight with her thigh muscles rather than through her skeleton, almost falling over as the dog’s licking gets seriously good to her. Breathing hard, chest expanding until her ribs are straining the flesh ... Little, “Aaaahhhhhh, mmmmmm’ noises through pursed lips. Rocky continues working her pussy until she’s on the edge of her orgasm. She’s grinding her hips down toward the dog to meet his snout and that magical tongue. Biting her bottim lip, the noise changing to a higher pitched, “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmm”. Almost squeaking, then... “Ffwwwaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrr” as she cums for the first time.

She staggers backwards, Rocky follows, still trying to lick at her now overly sensitive pussy. She’s wearing a smile as wide as a bus. Slowly coming back to the real world, turning her head to Wayne and exclaiming that, “This is fucking awesome!” Staggering. “Why didn’t we do this before?” She laughs.

Pushing Rocky away with one hand, keeping her legs as close together as she can manage, she looks into camera. “I’m tempted to ask if we can just to that over and over again...” She says. “But I want the cock just a little bit too much!”