Chapter 7: Nudge, Nudge

Brent and Sally had been watching with amusement as the drama unfolded between Lila and Dan from farther back in the bus.

Sally told Brent, “I wonder what they’re talking about. You know, I think those two are becoming as stupidly romantic as Natalie and Gary. You know, with their eyes and such.”

“Their eyes?”

“Like this.”

Sally put on a soulful expression and fluttered her eyelids at him.

“Sally, I see what you mean, but, also, you’re so goddamn beautiful. I know we’re not really romantic and all, but I swear...”

She put her finger on his lips.

“Shh. I get it. I’ve seen you mooning over me. Neena does it, too. I’ll be sitting at the kitchen table in my ratty old bathrobe, with my cornflakes and a little milk dribbling from the corner of my mouth. Then I look up, and she’s just studying me. Staring at my face, even though my left boob is hanging out through the gap.”

“My eyes would do the same thing. Even with your killer body, it’s your face that I noticed first. Even before your height.”

“Now I KNOW you’re lying. Thank you, though. And now, I can see you have a question you’re anxious to ask. Neena is my roommate and my lover.

“I used to joke about myself: I’m so big that I need love from both sexes, not just one. I suppose that’s part of the reason I haven’t had many long-term relationships. Oh, don’t look sad; I’m not dumping you.

“In fact, when we get back, I want to bring you to our place so you can meet Neena.”

“Really? So, tell me about her.”

“OK. To start with, Neena is also tall, but not as tall as me. She’s about five-ten, so your lips will be at her neck level. FYI, she loves being kissed and nuzzled there. She’s stronger and more powerful than I am.

“In the basement, she has some equipment for working out. And (this worries me) she injects testosterone to make her body more muscular. She has very little body fat, except for her tits, of course, which are perfect handfuls.”

“To tell you the truth, Sally, I’m feeling intimidated. She’s going to see my pudgy body and laugh. Then she will slam me into a wall for being intimate with her lover.”

“Relax, Brent. That would only happen if I didn’t share you with her. And when she sees you naked, she will want to join in with us, I promise. Have you ever had a threesome?”

“Sally, are you teasing me?”

“Not at all. Since she moved in, Neena has shared with me a few times in my king-sized bed. There’ve been two young guys and one older lesbian. That woman could make me and Neena scream.